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    Introducing the new Mrs. Wierdsbe

    Mary Therese Wierdsbe came into my life just a few short months ago, but after the death of my sainted Esther, she has made me a new man.

    For her young age, Mary Therese had lived a life of debauchery, sin, and Papism (Roman Catholicism to you new folk). I met her in the interwebs, and after some praying and witnessing, I won her to the Lord. The change in her was dynamic and instant, and we fell deeply in love.

    I feel so young! She is dynamic and fun-loving, with a sweet and obedient, submissive spirit. We have such fun!

    These photos are of her in the special business suit I bought her for her birthday. Since I travel as an evangelist so much, she says it makes her think of me to run around the house in her birthday suit all day every day! She is so sweet!

    I just wanted to introduce everyone and share the happiness that God has blessed me with!

    In Christ
    Warren
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    Re: Introducing the new Mrs. Wierdsbe

    Congratulations!

    You know, I was not going to say anything but several of us had noticed your shirts had not been properly ironed. I am glad to see there will be a new little homemaker in the Wierdsbe household!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Introducing the new Mrs. Wierdsbe

      Very comely brother....


      Does he know that she's a ginger?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Introducing the new Mrs. Wierdsbe

        Is it just me or is there no carpet on those floors?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Introducing the new Mrs. Wierdsbe

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Is it just me or is there no carpet on those floors?
          I already congratulated the Wierdsbes at my last lecture on Flood Techtonics last week.

          As for the floors, I think the good doctor mentioned something about the carpet not matching the drapes and that his new wife was into hardwood whenever she could get it.
          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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          • #6
            Re: Introducing the new Mrs. Wierdsbe

            Seriously, brothers, you sound like schoolboys! Yes, she does love hardwood, and every day if she can get it. (I do my best!) And honestly, how can the carpet match the drapes if the floors are completely bald bare?

            I just don't understand these things some times. What I do understand is her need to be close. Very close. And for most men my age, this can be a challenge. But the Lord sustains. And sustains.

            But this is not the full extent of my happiness. Like Abraham in his dotage, I am happy. I will explain soon.

            In Christ
            Warren

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            • #7
              Re: Introducing the new Mrs. Wierdsbe

              I am sure, nothing is going to please you more than seeing the new Mrs. Wierdsbe on her knees, praying to God, her red head bobbing in joyous ecstasy.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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