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  • Madame Frottage
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2025
    • 190

    #1

    Men, who has the best Jesus stick?

    Between us, I need to tell you all. I recently got a bad case gout. And I'm no complainer, but man it's been making giving good first class Amazon delivery service a real dog day out. I want to find a stick that conjures the sentiment of my Lord, and may I put my faith in Jesus and let me not give way to the searing pain. The Bible talks about sticks. Gen. 32:10 tells us Jacob used a staff when crossing the river Jordan. The rod, the staff...it tis my comfort. Ps 23:4 Let me take the pressure off my poor foot, and lean on a real good manly rod to support me. I need a good Jesus-y rod, who can help me? ​​I need his staff to lead thy way. I am weak, and may I fall. So it be, I'll kiss His feet.
    Song of Solomon 4:16-6:3
    "Awake, O north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, that its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits." [1
  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2266

    #2
    I happen to sell a Jesus approved stick for $795. This olive wood piece is from the Garden of Gethsemane annex just outside Tel Aviv and comes with a certificate of authenticity. These sell fast so hurry before I sell out.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • Madame Frottage
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2025
      • 190

      #3
      Hello Larry, I believe my son started this topic, however I do like a good stick too. I personally like cedar scented teak that's wet retardant, so no build up.
      Song of Solomon 4:16-6:3
      "Awake, O north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, that its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits." [1

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      • Adam Fag
        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
        • Jan 2012
        • 643

        #4
        No build up of what?
        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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        • Madame Frottage
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2025
          • 190

          #5
          Mildew.
          Song of Solomon 4:16-6:3
          "Awake, O north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, that its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits." [1

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