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Just wondered which one of you guys is the worst whipped.
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22Up unless she wants to dry it off!0%12Down, but only to keep the hornets from escaping!0%2I pee sitting down. (John Edwards)0%2What toilet seat?0%6Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible! -
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For the moment, I keep the seat up, but you have to take careful caution doing this. You would not want your Godly hands to catch demonic germs so I advice the use 3 pairs of rubber gloves.
Soon, I shall get me a new missus (and I don't think it takes any imagination on who it will be
) and I will not have to risk my hands ever again, for it will a privilege for her to wipe up after her handsome Godly husband!
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll
I didn't vote on this particular one. I was looking for the, "Christian women should be mindful of their masters and lift the seat when they're done," option.
Since women are inferior, and need a man to make decisions for them, the rule of thumb should be for them to lift the seat for her man."If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)Comment
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll
I voted for the first option. Did you know, by the way, that certain women insist on men putting the seats back down after they're done? Maybe we should wipe those women off once they're done too, lazy feminazis.
Oh, and their motivation is that when you really have to go, it's annoying to have to put the seat down - but us men have to put the seat up every time when we have to pee!
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll
AMEN Brother Rev. Dr. Davidson,Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
I am just thankful that Tater and Pastor Zeke have the good manners not to shake it off on my new shower curtains.
L
ve, Sister Thumper
p/s: I didn't vote because women shouldn't be allowed to vote.Comment
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I haven't heard a Godlier statement in a long time. You are a true blessing.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)Comment
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll
Praise Jesus for the cleverness of Godly American Capitalism. A toilet seat that automatically senses your intentions toward it:
It is my understanding that the Hellywood Starlet / Super Model Bulimia edition will be available by a firmware upgrade sometime after the first shipments.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Why not let jehovah decide the position of he holy thone?Comment
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Since you are an admitted homer, we all know how you voted.Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Up of course more fun -lifrs to short to f**k about with seats unless they are covered in some exotic fabprick!Comment
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Re: TOILET SEAT Up or Down? - A Poll
So you think it's fine to fornicate about with toilet seats if they are covered with exotic, "fabulous" male members? Dear readers of this forum, I beg you to take a look at this bozo, see what happens if to people who reject Christ and allow Satan to control them, and draw your own conclusions.Originally posted by bonzo2 View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Honestly, do men have the same level of intelligence as gorillas or are the gorillas smarter? You could most likely train a gorilla to put the seat down after it had finished, what's wrong with keeping it up while taking a whizz then putting it down after? Simple consideration, you know.
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If you had any consideration, you'd want to make sure that your Man was treated with the respect he deserves, in every room of the house. Keep the seat up. How hard is that?Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostHonestly, do men have the same level of intelligence as gorillas or are the gorillas smarter? You could most likely train a gorilla to put the seat down after it had finished, what's wrong with keeping it up while taking a whizz then putting it down after? Simple consideration, you know.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Keeping the toilet seat up would mean touching it more than I have to.
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Then just leave it down and sit in the results. Your choice.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostKeeping the toilet seat up would mean touching it more than I have to.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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