[eliot mayfield]

Re: Survival Camp

Well, no use feeling sorry for him now. Latest news is he is in the hospital on life support and the Liebral atheist scum doctors want to pull the plug! Folks, we cannot allow this to happen. We must organize a protest!

Shame he slipped and hit his head on the furnace while we were de-brainwashing him.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.

Poor Mike. If he lived closer I could have one of my rottweilers guard him. I guess he's outnumbered and helpless.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.

Uhhhh....that could lead you all my way....

I'd like a large flan and a cup of that delicious Cuban coffee now.

Here you go, love.

*hands Zeke a flan and colada*

Enjoy

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Survival Camp

Remember: Just follow the trail that smells of patchouli.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Survival Camp

Easy there friend; as the pastors tell us in the Security Detail let be sure about our alibis the Lord is on this.

You're right, better do that.
I am sure that Jesus will tell us what needs to be done, in a few days.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Turned from God, has he?

I'll bag him myself! (if you'll let me) I reckon he still stays in those woods, right?
It's no problem, since he dared call me a homer and he must pay for it! rejecting the LORD!

I'll get my Steyr .50 loaded up, if you give me the go, I'll bring the sinner back.. in small pieces.

Easy there friend; as the pastors tell us in the Security Detail let be sure about our alibis the Lord is on this.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Survival Camp

Turned from God, has he?

I'll bag him myself! (if you'll let me) I reckon he still stays in those woods, right?
It's no problem, since he dared call me a homer and he must pay for it! rejecting the LORD!

I'll get my Steyr .50 loaded up, if you give me the go, I'll bring the sinner back.. in small pieces.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Heroic, bah. It's only heroic if he was wounded, suffering and had no chance of survival.

Rachael,

Brother Mike soul is wounded and suffering. Everytime he pets a fuzzy little squirrel or smells a bright flower that higher side of him screams like the demons of hell are torturing him.

Mike would have wanted it this way.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Heroic, bah. It's only heroic if he was wounded, suffering and had no chance of survival.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Bro Mike has turned?
Well, well, well. Maybe he isn't so bad after all.
It'd be a shame for you guys to hurt him if he's finally seen some sense.

We're not hurting him, we are just resorting to heroic measures.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Bro Mike has turned?
Well, well, well. Maybe he isn't so bad after all.
It'd be a shame for you guys to hurt him if he's finally seen some sense.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Survival Camp

Aww, Bobby, can't I just take care of him till he snaps out of it??? I mean if you still have some hope for me, then there's gotta be a chance for a former TC-turned-tree-hugger. Oh please BJ, please, don't kill him....I'll give you some of that great Cuban dessert you like so much.

Moon

Believe me, Moonchild, Brother mike is not going to "snap out of it".

I'd like a large flan and a cup of that delicious Cuban coffee now.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

Aww, Bobby, can't I just take care of him till he snaps out of it??? I mean if you still have some hope for me, then there's gotta be a chance for a former TC-turned-tree-hugger. Oh please BJ, please, don't kill him....I'll give you some of that great Cuban dessert you like so much.

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

:O Noooooo! Don't kill him! I'll keep him and clean up after him, I promise. Maybe there's hope that he'll come to his "senses" again.....right?

Moon

We will have to see Moony. Sometimes it is better this way and it looks pretty grim for Brother Mike.

I promise you if it comes to that he won't feel a thing.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

Noooooo! Don't kill him! I'll keep him and clean up after him, I promise. Maybe there's hope that he'll come to his "senses" again.....right?

Moon