[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

I don't believe it! Could it be that Mikey has gone tree-huger?? Maybe we should comb the forrest for any signs of him, don't you think??

Moon

It could be Moonflower; certain trees have been found with ribbons tied around them. The though makes a Christian's skin crawl. If Brother Mike has turned into a long haired animal bothering nature freak we may have to put a bullet in his head. Jesus would want it that way.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp



I don't believe it! Could it be that Mikey has gone tree-huger?? Maybe we should comb the forrest for any signs of him, don't you think??

Moon

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Survival Camp

OK I'm really worried now. I heard some strange sounds out back and I shined my spotlight and this is what I saw:

I'm sorry I have to crudely stech it, but the light was too poor to get a good shot, with a camera or a shotgun!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Survival Camp

Well, it's been a really long time. I hope he didn't eat the wrong kind of plants or mushrooms, or one of them poison toads. They say they'll make you go plum loco. There is no telling what he'd do then.
We'd better pray brothers and sisters.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Bah. What's to say he won't end up in some cannibal stewpot if he's anywhere near certain tribes (NOT witches, so don't start!)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

I heard it may have something to do with the amish.

I did see a horse drawn buggy with an orange reflective triangle on the back of it the other day.

Those Meninite's give me the creeps. Last night you could see their oil lamps flickering in the darkness. This morning they were chanting their primitive chants from the other side of the woods this morning; "Hey! Ho! Heave the hay!"

They're up to no good!

[Brother V]

Re: Survival Camp

I heard it may have something to do with the amish.

I did see a horse drawn buggy with an orange reflective triangle on the back of it the other day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Survival Camp

I don't want to be a negative nelly here, but I have to say, I have bad feelings about Brother Mike's little adventure in the woods...Jesus is telling me that something is not right.....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Is it true that there are Quakers living in those woods?

Even worse Brother, we have had reports of the savage and primitive Meninites.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Survival Camp

A few sammiches should be ok sister, thank you. Although I should be concentrating on hunting down Moon and bringing her back to Landover.

Well, I better get back to organizing and cleaning my guns.


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Well, I'm outta here guys! Wish me luck! Time to go wiccan huntin!

Is it true that there are Quakers living in those woods?

[Brother_Mike]

Re: Survival Camp

A few sammiches should be ok sister, thank you. Although I should be concentrating on hunting down Moon and bringing her back to Landover.

Well, I better get back to organizing and cleaning my guns.


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Well, I'm outta here guys! Wish me luck! Time to go wiccan huntin!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Survival Camp

but...but.... Brother BJ, I was only sneaking him a few sammiches.

God knows what those wiccers will feed him.... I can barely stand the thought of him gnawing on roasted baby's arm or kitty cakes.

Please Sir, forgive me........

Repentent, Sister Thumper

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Shhhhhh.

:::::Whispering :::::::::: I know I'm not supposed to be in here....but I wanted to bring you a few rain coats for 'protection'.... you never know where those filthy witches have been. Oh...... and some tuna and turkey sammiches.

Stay safe dear Brother. I'll be praying for you.

:::::::::sneaking back out ::::::::::::

With Love, Sister Thumper

God Lord Protecter!

Sister Thumper; for the Love of Jesus(r) don't do that! Witches are like Negroes; they live to make blonde Christian white women their victims! Christian Scientist show one bite from a witch instantly infects a woman with the THESPIAN VIRUS!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Survival Camp

Shhhhhh.

:::::Whispering :::::::::: I know I'm not supposed to be in here....but I wanted to bring you a few rain coats for 'protection'.... you never know where those filthy witches have been. Oh...... and some tuna and turkey sammiches.

Stay safe dear Brother. I'll be praying for you.

:::::::::sneaking back out ::::::::::::

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Brother_Mike]

Re: Survival Camp

Pray for me brothers, I'm leaving for the woods. See you all in 2 weeks when I get back.