[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rules for Men

BT, sweetie, that isn't the quote I was looking for.
Zeke said that things like foreplay are prohibited in the bible. I asked him to support that with a biblical quote.

Filthy harlot! I have NEVER discussed any form sexual behavior with you or any other witch. If you are trying to seduce me, you can just forget about it. I am saving myself for a True Christian™ girl.

Go peddle your smut talk in the witch forum, VanPottymouth.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What, other than
Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.
Sorry, my abortion-crazed friend, the Holy Bible does not support baby-roastin'.

BT, sweetie, that isn't the quote I was looking for.
Zeke said that things like foreplay are prohibited in the bible. I asked him to support that with a biblical quote.

[Brother Temperance]

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In other words, I'm right, and you can't find a single quote, can you?

What, other than
Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.
Sorry, my abortion-crazed friend, the Holy Bible does not support baby-roastin'.

What? You never corrected yourself? I have Jesus. It's just my Jesus has long hair,

In which case, your Jesus is a hypocrite.
1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

bare feet,

Where in the Bible does it say that God hates shoes? Admit it: You just like thinking about a barefoot Jesus so you can fantasise about sticking your tiny, deformed tallywhacker into the nailholes through His feet, don't you? You freaks make me sick.

and He doesn't think guns are cool.

Well, He is known to prefer a sword.
Revelations 1:16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.

And He likes peace and love.

Does not compute, hippy.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

[Hairy Homer]

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I know He said to turn the other cheak. And to do on to others as you would like to be treated.

Risky, their tastes may be different. As a matter of fact the mad Landoverians are correct and are telling you the bible more like it really is: full of violence and mayhem.

Go read about Armageddon in Revelation and think about God's plan to send most of us to hell. Most modern xians have taken the fluffy-bunny stuff out of the bible but ignore the bloody bits and what Jesus told people to do to God's enemies.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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CHEEK, you mean.
But you obviously doesn't understand what He meant with that..



I don't want to go to hell, and I'd want to get Saved from such a horrible fate if I was in risk of it:
Thus, we try to Save you from hell.

And what about you?
Do you want us to come to your forum and spew B.S all over, like you have done on ours?

I love to talkabout this stuff, so I really won't mind.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Great, you know what Jesus said on TWO occasions. When He said things YOU like!
Why am I not surprised?

I know He said to turn the other cheak.

CHEEK, you mean.
But you obviously doesn't understand what He meant with that..

And to do on to others as you would like to be treated.

I don't want to go to hell, and I'd want to get Saved from such a horrible fate if I was in risk of it:
Thus, we try to Save you from hell.

And what about you?
Do you want us to come to your forum and spew B.S all over, like you have done on ours?

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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There are not several Jesus.. THERE IS ONLY ONE JESUS.
There are not "my" Jesus or "your" Jesus: There is only JESUS!

And Jesus said:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:34

It's pretty clear you know nothing about Jesus.

I know He said to turn the other cheak. And to do on to others as you would like to be treated.

[SalvationSeeker]

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What? You never corrected yourself? I have Jesus. It's just my Jesus has long hair, bare feet, and He doesn't think guns are cool. And He likes peace and love.

There are not several Jesus.. THERE IS ONLY ONE JESUS.
There are not "my" Jesus or "your" Jesus: There is only JESUS!

And Jesus said:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:34

It's pretty clear you know nothing about Jesus.

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You've been to about three different FALSE Christian churches. We preach the WHOLE Bible, not just the feelgood parts. Try it.

I will one of these days,when i find one. For now though Moon has made a thread so we can gossip and not be on the men only forum, so I will go there now and not bother the mens only again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have been to about three different christian churches.

You've been to about three different FALSE Christian churches. We preach the WHOLE Bible, not just the feelgood parts. Try it.

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Yes there is. Put one foot in front of the other, and then keep doing that until you reach a True Christian Church.

You will be moved, trust me.

I have been to about three different christian churches.

[MoonFlower]

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Sorry Eno. I do find JC sorta cute. You're not so bad either.

Maybe we should have a gossiping section in the forum so we could gossip about all the hunky Landover men.

Moon

PS - kiki, V's definitely on the top of my to-do list, but you were right with who you were thinking of kiki. It's not like I keep it on the DL or anything.

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May the Lord give me strength. Now you and Moon are going to start gossiping about who or what in boys you find 'cute'. The Internet has something like 13 zillion teenage floozie's chat forums, and you come here to post this? We are here to talk about Jesus and the way of Salvation, not to giggle behind our hands about who is going out with whom. Savvy.

I did not to mean to gossip about who is cute of not. Just trying to reasure Moon that none of you christain would want me. Being that i'm an opionated outspoken woman is all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Is there a way to move this? Because if there is I will move it.

Yes there is. Put one foot in front of the other, and then keep doing that until you reach a True Christian Church.

You will be moved, trust me.

[Enobarbus]

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Well thats not who I was going to say but is it?

May the Lord give me strength. Now you and Moon are going to start gossiping about who or what in boys you find 'cute'. The Internet has something like 13 zillion teenage floozie's chat forums, and you come here to post this? We are here to talk about Jesus and the way of Salvation, not to giggle behind our hands about who is going out with whom. Savvy.