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  • I think I need some advise

    Some a you may know I been askin questions about if a guy can be interested in a gal whos been married before and she got kids all ready. I think if her ex is dead then she woulnt be comitin adultry if she got married agian aint that right?

    Well he is and thats that.

    Now what can I do? Im about 24 I think and never ya know been with a gal cause I went to the correctional for a few years and we couldnt be around the gals who was there and anyway they werent the kind Id a wanted anyway cause I dont think a one of then coulda made a pie if there life depended on it.

    When I was there Jesus got his hooks in me and him and me are BFF now. I just dont know what to do. I just got hired on at a place over by the Missippi river this side though cause I cant cross on account a my perole to Illinois. I start my job tomorrow mornin buffin faucet parts so they shine real nice. They said its peace work but I dont know what they mean cause the place is real noisy.

    What would be a good thing for a date for the first time I meet a gal like maybe if there was one like I was talking about? I aint sayin I want to mind you but if I did any ideas? Maybe we could go to my church over here to Davenport except they wont let us sit on the same side of the church during the service cause we aint married ya know.
    GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!


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    Re: I think I need some advise

    Yo can't be marrin' any widow, does are left fo us brutha's. Justin yo read Deuteronomy 25:5-6 and yo sees dat a brutha is to marry da widows. Now what be her name sos Iz can call on her?
    Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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      Re: I think I need some advise

      Originally posted by Rev Moonfloss View Post
      Yo can't be marrin' any widow, dogs are left fo us brutha's. Justin yo read Deuteronomy 25:5-6 and yo sees dat a brutha is to marry da widows. Now what be her name sos Iz can call on her?

      How dare you call Miss Lola a dog. Your darkies have no shame.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        Re: I think I need some advise

        Friend, God creates widows for a reason, he doesn't wish his punishment upon these harlots and Godless children to be undone.

        Exodus 22 24And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.
        Revelation 22 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

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        • #5
          Re: I think I need some advise

          bah! what you need are spelling lessons!
          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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