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    Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

    Brothers in Christ, I want to pass along this information because I know you will all want to know as soon as possible so that you can take precautions. Because of a new tool developed by and for lezbeans who want to emasculate American masculinity, all normal (Christian) men need to be on the lookout for rabid feminazis and their fellow travelers abusing public toilet facilities designed for MEN all across God's favorite country (AMERICA!)!

    Men, don't let your wives, mothers or daughters see this. Needless to say, any female caught with one of these....devil funnels is going to be arrested, excommunicated, shunned and locked up in the Landover Baptist Hospital For The Criminally Possessed.


    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

    Invented and marketed by joos, no doubt.

    They will do anything for money.

    Disgusting.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #3
      Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

      I haven't been able to look at the next urinal since the incident in Jamaica.

      When I was young and unsaved I had a girlfriend named Wendy. Being young and foolish I had her name tattooed on my member. When flaccid, only the 'W' and 'y' could be seen. Well, while on vacation I chanced to look over into the next urinal where a nigra was doing his business. He had a 'W' and a 'y' on his thing too! I couldn't help myself, I asked him if his tattoo spelled Wendy too. No Mon, he says, Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.'

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      • #4
        Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

        That is just disgusting!

        I remember when they introduced the "throwaway" carton ones over here.

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        Since then I simply REFUSE to go to a public toilet, NO MATTER WHAT!

        PS: the first person to make a joke about "It Depends" will get a serious infraction.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #5
          Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

          My pa always said if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it. I wonder if that's true for.......oh never mind.
          GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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          • #6
            Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

            Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
            I haven't been able to look at the next urinal since the incident in Jamaica.

            When I was young and unsaved I had a girlfriend named Wendy. Being young and foolish I had her name tattooed on my member. When flaccid, only the 'W' and 'y' could be seen. Well, while on vacation I chanced to look over into the next urinal where a nigra was doing his business. He had a 'W' and a 'y' on his thing too! I couldn't help myself, I asked him if his tattoo spelled Wendy too. No Mon, he says, Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.'
            Is that tattoo still there, brother? The Lord hates tatoos and you need to have that removed ASAP! What if you die because a tree falls in your head in the next ten minutes? What if killer bees invade your house.

            Brother, I know the Pastors have sand paper and acids and all kinds of removal tools. Call one now and get that thing off!
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #7
              Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              Is that tattoo still there, brother? The Lord hates tatoos and you need to have that removed ASAP! What if you die because a tree falls in your head in the next ten minutes? What if killer bees invade your house.

              Brother, I know the Pastors have sand paper and acids and all kinds of removal tools. Call one now and get that thing off!
              Excellent point, Brother Eliot. For a nominal Love Offering* to Landover Baptist Church I can send him our home tattoo removal kit. If he can afford it, I can fly brother BJ and his boys in security up to Cannuckistan to do a more professional job on him.





              *$5,000 minimum, U.S. Dollars only
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Excellent point, Brother Eliot. For a nominal Love Offering* to Landover Baptist Church I can send him our home tattoo removal kit. If he can afford it, I can fly brother BJ and his boys in security up to Cannuckistan to do a more professional job on him.





                *$5,000 minimum, U.S. Dollars only
                Brother Avatar, you let me or Lola know how much you're short and we'll chip in the rest. Glory be to God!
                GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                • #9
                  Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

                  Thanks all, for the offers of help, but it's not necessary. My wife (who is not Wendy) insisted on the removal of that tat before she'd let me anywhere near her, I had it removed nigh on 15 years ago without any type of anesthetic (again, at my wife's insistence).

                  Lovely woman, but she can be cruel at times. Has to do with her stone-age upbringing I suppose.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

                    I always keep my eyes glued to the next guy in the bathroom in case some queer is trying to meat gaze. I figure they are sneaky by nature so I try not to let my eyes off whoever is standing next to me for even a second because that's when they would start with the advances.
                    You should see how many fags I catch getting uppity about not being able to point their privates at my mouth. They usually try to turn it around like I'm the gay one but I know better. If I don't keep my eyeballs on them they will undoubtedly attempt a mensroom rape. I kicked 5 asses last week alone for calling me a queer. I think I'm on some sort of harassment list at their headquarters.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

                      I never go into public bathrooms unless its for queer bashi... err witnessing... I normally go behind a tree or in a carpark. But I'll keep an eye on these too from now on.
                      Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                      GOD HATES FAGS
                      Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                      DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                       WHITE AND PROUD

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                      • #12
                        Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

                        the funnels would actually be really useful for camping. And as for the Wendy tattoo, my dad told me the exact same joke.

                        The forum keeps requiring me to wait 600 seconds. I used to just be 180. It is just my account or everyone's?
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • #13
                          Re: Guys, Keep Your Eyes on The Next Urinal!

                          Originally posted by Godlovesally View Post
                          the funnels would actually be really useful for camping. And as for the Wendy tattoo, my dad told me the exact same joke.

                          The forum keeps requiring me to wait 600 seconds. I used to just be 180. It is just my account or everyone's?
                          It's yours based on the infraction points you have received.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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