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    God guides the Dallas Cowboys to their 7th win of the season.

    Over the godless heathen redskins of that pen of corruption and demonrat politics Washington D.C.

    The LORD surely drove Tony Romo's hand for that last second touchdown today to Patrick Crayton.

    That just goes to prove that the LORD answers True Christian™ prayers at about a 2-1 ratio!



    Unlike this obvious false one praying for that team from Obama's city.
    Last edited by Levi Jones; 05-06-2010, 12:37 AM.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    Re: God guides the Dallas Cowboys to their 7th win of the season.

    Brother Levi; I moved this thread into the Men's Only section of the board. Girls don't understand sports, and I don't want to draw any lezbeans to God's favorite forum...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      Re: God guides the Dallas Cowboys to their 7th win of the season.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Brother Levi; I moved this thread into the Men's Only section of the board. Girls don't understand sports, and I don't want to draw any lezbeans to God's favorite forum...
      Godly truth, Pastor.

      I wanted to demonstrate that God does answer prayers. I prayed for 10 wins and I got 7.

      In the fourth quarter my whole family got on our knees and prayed for Tony Romo to drive the ball down in the fourth quarter and it worked! Praise the LORD of hosts almighty!

      If we can only pray hard enough, I'm sure the Cowboys will win the Superbowl. We can't lose with God on our side!

      Matthew 21:22
      And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

      Luke 11:9
      And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.

      John 15:7
      If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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