Gentlemen, By now you've heard the news that Mary-worshiping scientitians in Italy have demonstrated the efficacy of tallywacker lengthening protocols, which, the Mary-worshipers report, can extend one's manfulness by a Godly full inch.
Jesus loves us. The least we can do for Him is develop a suitable True Christian™ device in His honor.
Unfortunately, none of the pastors here at Landover have any expertise in the area of new product development and marketing. If there's a True Christian™ out there who does possess the specialist knowledge and experience needed to bring the "Landover Meat-Of-The-Word®" to market, I hope they will contact a senior pastor immediately.
Jesus loves us. The least we can do for Him is develop a suitable True Christian™ device in His honor.
Unfortunately, none of the pastors here at Landover have any expertise in the area of new product development and marketing. If there's a True Christian™ out there who does possess the specialist knowledge and experience needed to bring the "Landover Meat-Of-The-Word®" to market, I hope they will contact a senior pastor immediately.
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