Condoms

[TC Patriot]

Let's discuss the use of condoms. Are they Godly or unGodly?

Are plain ones acceptable. I ask because they come in all sorts of styles.

For instance I think it is OK to use one because women smell like fish down there and who wants fish slime on their tallywacker? I know that sex is for reproduction only but sometimes you gotta clear out a pathway and you sometimes have to do a dry run.

We have a hippy neighbor who is into recycling and his clothesline looks like this:

just to show the variety of ones that are available.

Not wanting to spill the seed I figure a condom would be a good thing and if need be I would finish the job with one of these bad boys.



Or a turkey baster.

I guess what I'm asking, is there a Godly condom?

[MarkHenry]

Re: Condoms

I thought you guys all agree that sex is only for making babies. Condoms are to prevent making babies.
The bible even sais so, basically there are no godly condoms. (i'm shure i will get a warning for this)

So if you want sex without making babies than use condoms.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Condoms

What's a condom?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Condoms

What's a condom?

Its a rubber balloon that Cathrelik Priests put over their tallywackers to make little boys think its a candy sucker. They come in a variety of colors, a lot like the homer Rainbow flag.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Condoms

What's a condom?

It's kind of like an apartment.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Condoms

So if you want sex without making babies than use condoms.

That is silly. If you don't want babies, don't have sex! Abstinence works best here.

[mans_best_friend]

Re: Condoms

That is silly. If you don't want babies, don't have sex! Abstinence works best here.

Or have sex with a goat. Either way works.

[Godfly]

Re: Condoms

Let's discuss the use of condoms. Are they Godly or unGodly?

Are plain ones acceptable. I ask because they come in all sorts of styles.

For instance I think it is OK to use one because women smell like fish down there and who wants fish slime on their tallywacker? I know that sex is for reproduction only but sometimes you gotta clear out a pathway and you sometimes have to do a dry run.

I understand why you might want to limit your contact with the filthier parts of a woman, but If you are going to use a condom make sure to poke a hole in the end first, or she might not get pregnant.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Condoms

I thought these were apartments joos lived in when wintering in Boca.

[Godfly]

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I thought these were apartments joos lived in when wintering in Boca.

No, condoms are a very useful tool in preventing the enjoyment of sex. But if you forget to put a hole in the tip then you waste your seed.

[James Dewitt]

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I thought these were apartments joos lived in when wintering in Boca.

Brother James, I think you meant condos . I can understand the mistake, a True Christian man would NEVER use a condom.

[TC Patriot]

Re: Condoms

No, condoms are a very useful tool in preventing the enjoyment of sex. But if you forget to put a hole in the tip then you waste your seed.

I do that. Sometimes the wife is more rank down there than other times. I forbid her to douche because it's a French thing and it could lead to masturbation. Even with a hole poke in it some of my baby juice still remains and that is why I use a turkey baster and a ramrod to get the rest in her. I make sure it is painful for her because I don't want that part or any part of the baby making act to be pleasant for her.

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: Condoms

I do that. Sometimes the wife is more rank down there than other times. I forbid her to douche because it's a French thing and it could lead to masturbation. Even with a hole poke in it some of my baby juice still remains and that is why I use a turkey baster and a ramrod to get the rest in her. I make sure it is painful for her because I don't want that part or any part of the baby making act to be pleasant for her.

Well, in that case I think it's fine. But in general condoms are created by the devil so that there would be less Christian Soldiers. See, the problem is most people do not poke hole in it.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Condoms

Well, in that case I think it's fine. But in general condoms are created by the devil so that there would be less Christian Soldiers. See, the problem is most people do not poke hole in it.

Luckily it backfired and most people who use condoms are actually anti-Christian Satan lovers.

Score 777 for Jesus, Score 0 for Satan.

[Godfly]

Re: Condoms

Perhaps LBC could produce a Christian condom with the holes already made.