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  • Sane_and_Rational
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    • Mar 2010
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    #661
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    The King James 1611 Bible was essentially dictated by God to King James, who then paid scribes to write it all down. He chose English because He knew that His chosen people (Us!) would speak His chosen language.

    Unfortunately, secularists and perverts have almost ruined English by adding new ungodly words and changing the meaning of other words.
    I will accept that as rational link to why English could be considered G0Dly
    Thank You for your Reply

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    I think you have it backwards, but OK.



    Ah, no free will. Born that way, stay that way.

    Stopped reading there I'm afraid.

    I suggest you read for a few more days.
    Ok Regardless if I got that one backwards how do you justify that women are inferior? and that Black people are Dumb? I have never seen my Fiance being incapable of doing anything I do, and if Black people are Dumb than how come our President is Black? ( By the way I Voted Republican)

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29448

      #662
      Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
      why do I need the bible (which I have indeed read) to accept god? Faith alone is all that is needed.
      Faith only means you may believe. You have to believe in Him too. You need the Bible to know what He wants us to do. You cannot simply 'wing it' like you do when you are making a sandwich.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • ladyluck777
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        • Mar 2010
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        #663
        Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        So even though you haven't clicked on my link (I checked), you reject Christianity?



        So our "answer" isn't wrong either? Then why are you attacking our beliefs (which is base, again, on Holy Scripture).

        Friend, you may talk a lot about "God", but honestly, I'm thinking you are actually an agnostic. That's OK. We all have to follow our own paths. But never forget that somewhere, you have to make a choice.

        I have to attend other duties now, so I will only be back in a few hours.

        God bless!
        Yes, I see your point. However, when you yourself attack a belief then you should expect retaliation. I'm not agnostic, I just do not trust anything that was created by man in the name of god because they do not know if that was god's wish.

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        • crystle
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          • Mar 2010
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          #664
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          No one will do that, you’re a woman and no one will take any notice of you.
          Wow... just wow. I haven't seen such a blunt disregard to the equality of genders since I was just a little girl. Wasn't it also in the bible that woman were created from the rib of Adom so Eve would be his equal or did someone just drop me one too many times as a child. Welcome to the two thousands sweetheart, and just because I don't have something dangling between my legs doesn't make me any less of a human being than you are.

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          • Mistress Cookie
            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
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            • Jul 2008
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            #665
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by god hates us all View Post
            oi vey, a whole site of closed minded yankie wankers, fap is wanking, simple as that, mind you not as simple as some of the people in this site.
            Now, what is this W.A.N.K. an acronym for?

            Worship, And Nightly Kneel (? ?)

            I can't keep up with all this newfangled theological terminology ! !

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            • ThouShaltNot
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              • Mar 2010
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              #666
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
              Now, what is this W.A.N.K. an acronym for?

              Worship, And Nightly Kneel (? ?)

              I can't keep up with all this newfangled theological terminology ! !

              It's hardly new. It's been around in England, and later the US when the, now classic, rock bands came over to the US to do shows. The word "wank" has had the same two general definitions of masturbation and play a guitar very quickly for around forty years.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #667
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                why do I need the bible (which I have indeed read) to accept god? Faith alone is all that is needed.
                Wrong..

                Matthew 5:48
                Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.
                Even though I hear a lot of false Christians claiming that's impossible.

                Matthew 7:21
                Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

                Matthew 12:36-37
                But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.


                Matthew 16:27
                For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • ladyluck777
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                  #668
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Faith only means you may believe. You have to believe in Him too. You need the Bible to know what He wants us to do. You cannot simply 'wing it' like you do when you are making a sandwich.
                  Haha I love your comparison to a sandwhich. Like I said earlier I see the bible as a guideline to lead a good life, not something that should have every sentence taken literally.

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                  • Sane_and_Rational
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                    • Mar 2010
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                    #669
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                    Now, what is this W.A.N.K. an acronym for?

                    Worship, And Nightly Kneel (? ?)

                    I can't keep up with all this newfangled theological terminology ! !
                    I am sure you don't want to know this so I will not Define it.

                    Ezekiel Bathfire

                    Definintion of Theology - the rational and systematic study of religion and its influences and of the nature of religious truth

                    in other words studying a religion's views, creation, Idea's, etc...

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
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                      #670
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by Sane_and_Rational View Post

                      Ok Regardless if I got that one backwards how do you justify that women are inferior? and that Black people are Dumb? I have never seen my Fiance being incapable of doing anything I do, and if Black people are Dumb than how come our President is Black? ( By the way I Voted Republican)
                      Women are inferior as they were deceived and flighty

                      Timothy 2:11-12
                      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                      But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                      For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                      And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                      Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


                      As for blacks, just look at crime statistics, IQ tests and in Genesis for the Curse of Ham.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Gates of Hell
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                        • Mar 2010
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                        #671
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        So uh, you know, you keep calling people gay for polishing the roman helmet, but unless you know something about Mrs. Palin we don't, that's not gay, depraved maybe, but not gay.

                        Also, you're going to vote for a chick for president, but you have sections of your forum off limits to the ladies?


                        3rd, I can't be the only one who finds this emoticon to be sacrilegious. Unless ,of course, you get your emoticons from the Catholic church of emoticons.

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                        • ladyluck777
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                          #672
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Women are inferior as they were deceived and flighty

                          Timothy 2:11-12
                          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                          But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                          For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                          And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                          Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

                          As for blacks, just look at crime statistics, IQ tests and in Genesis for the Curse of Ham.
                          does the bible explicitly say women are inferior? if it does please show me. yes blacks tend to have lower IQ's and higher crime rates, but they also have higher poverty and it can be hard to raise yourself in certain conditions.

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                          • Nightrunex
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                            #673
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            I shall sum you all up.

                            Backwards, rude, sexist, racist, intolerant, fanatical, abusive, aggressive.

                            This is not a site of believers, this is a site of fanatics who do not understand the Bible for what it is.
                            Argue if you will, just remember you got dissed by a 15 year old.

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                            • TigerWoods
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                              #674
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Why is this argument even going on? There are people who believe FAP is an acronym for things like Furries And Plants, Flaming Asshole Poppies, and Fugly Asian Pants. There are also people who use the word to mean masturbation. Can't we all agree on the real, true meaning? This website,
                              < Satanic Link Deleted - Mod >
                              has the real meaning of the word "fap" and many other words whose meanings have been in dispute for so long. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and i hope this website helps settle your dispute.
                              do not edit my signature please

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29448

                                #675
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by Nightrunex View Post
                                I shall sum you all up.

                                Backwards, rude, sexist, racist, intolerant, fanatical, abusive, aggressive.

                                This is not a site of believers, this is a site of fanatics who do not understand the Bible for what it is.
                                Argue if you will, just remember you got dissed by a 15 year old.
                                Many ranting babies kick, scream and cry like you. That is not a 'dissing', it is the reactions of an immature child mind. Go back to playing with your Lincolon Logs.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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