[Professor Bessemer]

Re: What is Fap?

you guys are just plain retarded

What other sorts of retarded are there? As a Scientheist, I am always searching for information about those that have been cursed by God. Please enlighten me on the other species of retardeds that roam the secular world.

[Religion54]

Re: What is Fap?

I saw this word in a chat room about Sarah Palin. I know FAQ is frequently asked questions, but this was being used as a verb and an adjective, She's fappable.
It's strange. I can't figure this out.

I have seen this word before from my children it is a slang term to masterbate hence the noise it makes

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: What is Fap?

I have seen this word before from my children it is a slang term to masterbate hence the noise it makes

You..... "please yourself" in front of your children??? Sicko!!!!

[Religion54]

Re: What is Fap?

You..... "please yourself" in front of your children??? Sicko!!!!

No that is not what i meant i heard my children use the word and i asked what they meant. why does everyone here jump to conclusions

[Didymus Much]

Re: What is Fap?

I have seen this word before from my children it is a slang term to masterbate hence the noise it makes

So very, very wrong.

You don't see a word from someone. You hear it from them.

Your post should be two sentences, or at least learn how to use semi-colons.

A slang term is FOR something else, not TO something else.

It's spelled "masturbate".

"Hence" is not used that way. The name is from the noise it makes, the noise it makes is NOT from the name. Here's a new word for you to learn today: onomatopoeia. No, it's not a dirty word. Look it up.

Sentences end with a period, question mark, or exclamation point.

So, to recap: your post should have looked like this:

"I have heard this word before from my children; it is a slang term for 'masturbate', from the noise one makes while masturbating".

Stay in school, for a very long time. I hope your teachers are patient.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: What is Fap?

No that is not what i meant i heard my children use the word and i asked what they meant. why does everyone here jump to conclusions

Probably because you're a godless weirdo who either "faps" your kids or "faps" in front of your kids, or watches your kids "fap". Either way, good Sir, YOU are headed straight for Hell and I'd thank you very much to not pollute our community any longer.

Oh, and get a GED, that would be helpful

[MorganGodin]

Re: What is Fap?

if you want to know the modern meaning of "Fap" which most likley the way it was used in the chat room you were in, you should check the urban dictionary that is availible online, it clearly says that it is an onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Incase you dont know what onomatopoeic means the simple definition is "onomatopoeic words as the sounds they make sound like the words themselves."

[Didymus Much]

Re: What is Fap?

...a lot of words proving that I couldn't be bothered looking TWO POSTS above my own...

FTFY.

[MorganGodin]

Re: What is Fap?

i apoligize that i didnt read every single post in the thread, but i have a question for you did you read every single post to see if what you said had already been writte!

[Didymus Much]

Re: What is Fap?

i apoligize that i didnt read every single post in the thread, but i have a question for you did you read every single post to see if what you said had already been writte!

Yes, for the threads I wished to post in, at least. It's common courtesy, to avoid wasting other forum users' time rehashing points that have already been covered. Crazy, huh?

It took me nearly a week to go through the "What to do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist" thread (which is twice as long now, mostly due to inconsiderate louts like you).

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What is Fap?

if you want to know the modern meaning of "Fap" which most likley the way it was used in the chat room you were in, you should check the urban dictionary that is availible online, it clearly says that it is an onomatopoeic word for masturbate.

Urban dictionary is nothing but a conglomeration of atheists. As such it cannot be trusted. "Fapping" was clearly a childish attempt to embarrass the sweet and courageous Ellen Fapper, who Brother Helge had already introduced into this thread.

[MorganGodin]

Re: What is Fap?

Urban dictionary is nothing but a conglomeration of atheists. As such it cannot be trusted. "Fapping" was clearly a childish attempt to embarrass the sweet and courageous Ellen Fapper, who Brother Helge had already introduced into this thread.

Actually teenagers around here have used that term for masturbation, plenty of times just to fool around, and no matter who says thats not what it means it is, its slang used by teenagers.

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[MorganGodin]

Re: What is Fap?

Yes, for the threads I wished to post in, at least. It's common courtesy, to avoid wasting other forum users' time rehashing points that have already been covered. Crazy, huh?).

well did you ever consider that having more than one person stating the same fact will help to convince people that what is being said is true


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[Didymus Much]

Re: What is Fap?

well did you ever consider that having more than one person stating the same fact will help to convince people that what is being said is true...

Why do you think Fox News and Islam are so successful?

[James Hutchins]

Re: What is Fap?

well did you ever consider that having more than one person stating the same fact will help to convince people that what is being said is true


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