[evolutionist]

Re: What is Fap?

Blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!

this forum is called "Promise Enforcers - Men Only!"

What are you doing here?

You are risking the eternal damnation!!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

I legally have the right to sue you for the assault of my character, I would prefer not to have to do that.

Dude, you aren't a Christian. You are as gay as a pink sock.



If I were you I would stop threatening people. It might get ugly when the DoF gets involved.

[The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man]

Re: What is Fap?

I think ten year old children don't have so many rights.

That's where you are wrong my good sir. I am, in fact, of legal age. I just didn't turn my eyes to God until ten years ago. I had to make the decision for myself rather than have it forced upon me, as each good Christian should.

Also Mistress Cookie, I work for one of the largest firms in all of North America. If it did come down to that I would no doubt feel terrible for costing your church money but I do so hate when people make assaults on my character, you can hold me up to your standards all you like though. I just don't want you to say untruths about me.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

this forum is called "Promise Enforcers - Men Only!" What are you doing here? You are risking the eternal damnation!!!

I appreciate your concern, Brother.

I posted earlier:

We do not take kindly to threats around here. I realize I am posting in the "Men's Only" thread, and Jesus™ does not like that, but I cannot let this harrasment continue without speaking out.

There are suddenly a lot of threatening, sickular intruders here in our private church, where we meet only to worship and share the scriptures as the Holy Bible™ instructs us.

Suddenly, it's like Waco!!!!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: What is Fap?

That's where you are wrong my good sir. I am, in fact, of legal age. I just didn't turn my eyes to God until ten years ago. I had to make the decision for myself rather than have it forced upon me, as each good Christian should.

Also Mistress Cookie, I work for one of the largest firms in all of North America. If it did come down to that I would no doubt feel terrible for costing your church money but I do so hate when people make assaults on my character, you can hold me up to your standards all you like though. I just don't want you to say untruths about me.

So how old are you?

[Talitha]

Re: What is Fap?

Dude, you aren't a Christian. You are as gay as a pink sock.



If I were you I would stop threatening people. It might get ugly when the DoF gets involved.

Why!! He's as Nekkid as a Jay-Bird.
You go put a Vest on, young Man. You'll catch your death of cold.
Then where will you be?

I'll tell you where, young man. You'll be in Hell, that's where.

[anonebuam]

Re: What is Fap?

Blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!

well evidently it is true, even if it is blasphemy. we know the human #2 chromosome is the combination of two great ape chromosomes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromosome_2_%28human%29

the #2 has two centromires, which actually cause birth defects and are a problem. however it is a pretty solid footprint that shows us that we are indeed the ancestors of great apes.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

Also Mistress Cookie, I work for one of the largest firms in all of North America. If it did come down to that I would no doubt feel terrible for costing your church money but I do so hate when people make assaults on my character, you can hold me up to your standards all you like though. I just don't want you to say untruths about me.

And what of the assaults made by you and your Internets Friends/Groupies on our peaceable church today?

It is always the lieberals, screaming for tolerance, that are the most intolerant.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

well evidently it is true, even if it is blasphemy. we know the human #2 chromosome is the combination of two great ape chromosomes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromosome_2_%28human%29.

We do not patronize WICKEDpedia.

[The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man]

Re: What is Fap?

Sir I am not gay at all. I just know that my body is holy for it was made by the one and true God.
Eliot, I am of legal age and that is all that matters. Is it not?
Talitha, seeing as how I pray for forgiveness often and have accepted Jesus as my savior I doubt that I would go to hell. However I believe I took that picture on a hot day so I was showing a little more skin than normally. I do however have pants on out of the frame.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

Any more of such accusations and I legally have the right to sue you for the assault of my character, I would prefer not to have to do that.

All right, I hereby accuse you of being a false Christian. I also accuse you committing blasphemy unto God by calling yourself a Christian and spreading your corrupted version of Christianity.

Additionally, I also maintain that it is impossible to assault your character because you have none. Once you step away of God and become a pretend-Christian, any sense of character or moral fiber have already been flushed down the toilet.

To remove any doubt: I accuse you of not having read the Bible at all. If, by any chance, you did hold a Bible in your hands, it was one with pages torn out and words blotted out, i.e. the infamous inconvenient parts.

Finally, I accuse you of being a foolish infantile for making legal threats that you have no way to enforce. Advice: consult a lawyer before bluffing, otherwise REAL Christians will call your bluff and you'll look impotent.

[evolutionist]

Re: What is Fap?

We do not patronize WICKEDpedia.

ok, here there is another site:
[Ungodly Link deleted]

Or you patronize ONLY your site?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

However I believe I took that picture on a hot day so I was showing a little more skin than normally. I do however have pants on out of the frame.

Why shoulkd we believe a word that passes over your forked, serpents tongue?

Again, in the name of all that is Righteous and Holy, we command you: BE GONE, DEMON!

And take your naked pictures with you.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

ok, here there is another site:

http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/chromosome=2

Or you patronize ONLY your site?

That is probably a disguised link that routes one back to Wickedpedia.

I will not play your games.

[Talitha]

Re: What is Fap?

ok, here there is another site:
[Ungodly Link deleted]

Or you patronize ONLY your site?

Your Gay Pornographic Link was deleted