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  • Jpagan
    Unsaved trash, dangerous witch
    • Apr 2012
    • 54

    #811
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Don't talk nonsense. They don't even start with the same letter. If one wanted to shorten masturbate you would get something like MTB or MAB.
    As someone interested in languages and who frequently visited 4chan, Fchan and other such sights I just wanted to explain where the term came from. Yes it is internet slang for masturbation or 'self abuse' but it comes from the onomatopoeic sound of a male preforming auto-erotic acts on himself.

    To clear up the term "I fap to Sarah Palin" would be a dirty comment as to the effect that Sarah Palin is so beautiful or Sarah Palin stimulates him so much to the point of masturbation.

    I simply wanted to discuss the origins of the word in the context of how the American English Language works, not promote or propagate any negative activities.
    A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; But the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Proverbs 12:10

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    • jman289
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • May 2012
      • 2

      #812
      Re: What is Fap?

      IT MEANS TO MASTURBATE, JACK YOUR LOAD OFF WHILE LOOKING AT SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER!!

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      • jman289
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • May 2012
        • 2

        #813
        Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by MorganGodin View Post
        well did you ever consider that having more than one person stating the same fact will help to convince people that what is being said is true


        <<< Post Fixed - Admin >>>
        Worked for scientology

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        • Noah Sole
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2012
          • 865

          #814
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by jman289 View Post
          Worked for scientology
          Welcome to God's favourite forum Jumanji

          You sure seem to know a lot of useful stuff about masturbation and false christians.
          Why are you here? Why don't you introduce yourself properly (instructions at the top of the Introduction forum).

          YIC
          Genesis 7:5
          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


          John 8:32
          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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          • Debate
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2012
            • 1

            #815
            Re: What is Fap?

            You do realize that you could have just looked it up on any web browser instead of asking on a public forum.

            Disgusting pornographic potty mouthed site deleted.

            ^^^ Is commonly used for people that are curious about slang.
            Last edited by Levi Jones; 05-02-2012, 07:44 AM. Reason: Community standards

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #816
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Debate View Post
              You do realize that you could have just looked it up on any web browser instead of asking on a public forum.

              Disgusting pornographic potty mouthed site deleted.

              ^^^ Is commonly used for people that are curious about slang.
              You're asking the wrong kind of people when you go to sites like that. We try to keep our topics and sources godly.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Kenny Bell
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • May 2012
                • 7

                #817
                Re: What is Fap?

                Here you are Brother, http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/o...fe-hunting.htm
                Last edited by James Hutchins; 05-02-2012, 05:53 PM.

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                • BabyStomper
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • May 2012
                  • 1

                  #818
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Fapping, like praying, is an activity you shouls engage in everyday. Sometimes while you,re praying

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                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274

                    #819
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by BabyStomper View Post
                    Fapping, like praying, is an activity you shouls engage in everyday. Sometimes while you,re praying
                    I looked it up and FAP stands for "Fair Access Policy," which is employed by my internets service provider to make sure everybody has their fair share of the internet access.

                    This is something that does happen everyday, apparently, and can occur whilst praying. I do not see your point.

                    Now onto more Biblical matters.

                    Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. - Hosea 13:16

                    Have you chosen your username because you were inspired by this verse?

                    It is one of my personal favorites!
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                    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                    - Proverbs 15:3

                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #820
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                      I looked it up and FAP stands for "Fair Access Policy," which is employed by my internets service provider to make sure everybody has their fair share of the internet access.

                      This is something that does happen everyday, apparently, and can occur whilst praying. I do not see your point.

                      Now onto more Biblical matters.

                      Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. - Hosea 13:16

                      Have you chosen your username because you were inspired by this verse?

                      It is one of my personal favorites!
                      AMEN Psalm 137:9 is wonderful as well.
                      Psalm 137:9

                      King James Version (KJV)

                      9Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


                      Remember this little ditty.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Bob4God
                        Moderator
                        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                        Hands folded for Jesus
                         
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 5274

                        #821
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        9Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
                        Oh, shout GLORY!

                        And who could forget GOD's passionate mercy and justice for the children, as described in Isaiah?

                        Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. - Isaiah 13:16

                        Baby stomping is indeed one of my favorite Bible study topics!
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                        The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                        - Proverbs 15:3

                        CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                        CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                        • TheEventHorizon
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2012
                          • 35

                          #822
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Fap is a short slang term for masturbation. Feel free to "fap" whenever you have the time as it's healthy and reduces the risk of cancer

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #823
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            I'd rather die of cancer and go to heaven than risk spending an eternity in hell because I played with my tallywhacker.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #824
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              I took our little friend's advice and Googled "FAP".

                              Would you believe there's a FAP gene, according to scienticians?

                              Entrez Gene summary for FAP:

                              The protein encoded by this gene is a homodimeric integral membrane gelatinase belonging to the serine protease family. It is selectively expressed in reactive stromal fibroblasts of epithelial cancers, granulation tissue of healing wounds, and malignant cells of bone and soft tissue sarcomas. This protein is thought to be involved in the control of fibroblast growth or epithelial-mesenchymal interactions during development, tissue repair, and epithelial carcinogenesis. (provided by RefSeq)
                              Disgusting.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Jpagan
                                Unsaved trash, dangerous witch
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 54

                                #825
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by TheEventHorizon View Post
                                Fap is a short slang term for masturbation. Feel free to "fap" whenever you have the time as it's healthy and reduces the risk of cancer

                                Well this brings up two questions: 1 is fapping just one time enough to condemn you straight to hell or does it take multiple offenses, or maybe only if your addicted and keep doing it?

                                2: as to it's correlation to cancer I can not attest. However I do know that fapping and then waiting a few days before intercourse increases chances of pregnancy and a healthy baby because you've expelled older/fallow reproductive material which is followed by a rapid replenishment.

                                2a: So wouldn't it be acceptable to fap and then have intercourse with your wife to help propagate more True Christian Children?
                                A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; But the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Proverbs 12:10

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