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  • Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
    I don't hate Jesus or his teachings. I hate hypocrites.
    So do we. Especially people who claim to be Christian but don't follow the Bible. Whenever you quote scripture they claim you're taking it out of context or that Jesus really didn't mean what he said.
    Drama queen

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    • Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by BrianWarner View Post
      A majority of the people that go to the church near where I live, including the pastor, like Marilyn Manson. Just saying. xD They like his unique style.

      Coma Black, you are a winner.
      Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
      That is cool. A lot of people around here where I live don't like him except for a couple of my friends. Also, where I live you have to drive and hour to get to a mall that sells his shirts because shops around here don't sell them. It is crazy around here. Yes I love his unique style to. I also love his intelligence and well I could go down the list but it would be long. Lol. Thank you! XD
      You are a winner too!
      We should make our own little thread because I love talking to fellow Marilyn Manson fans. XD
      Originally posted by BrianWarner View Post
      @Coma Black:
      Since I'm apparently not permitted to send any private messages and I'm getting a warning for publicly posting my IM, I'm sort of in a dilemma. If you want we can talk in another site, such as FJ or Babalon (MM forum). I go by Aethryix on both sites.
      My username is Aethryix on both sites.
      Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
      Yeah I know that is weird that they won't let us send each other private messages. Figures. I have my email up on my profile. I have an account on Bablon, but I don't really participate in the convos there because I see how even there where you have fellow MM fans get into arguments over stupis shit. Oh well I guess I start using my account on there. My name on Bablon is Taintedsoul1031.
      Why were these two flirting in a thread about fapping?
      Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

      All Shook Up For The Lord.

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      • Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
        I'm sorry but on this website i have heard much more discriminatory, ignorant, and hateful things than this, ...
        Right. Did you miss the posts by atheists who wished us a cruel and violent death.... simply for posting on our own forum?

        If I have personally said anything that conflicts with the Bible, please feel free to correct me.

        Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
        I would like an honest answer to this, is this website one big joke or are you people serious?
        Yes, this website is one major joke that's run by people who live Christian lives just because they get a big laugh out of it. We don't actually pray to God, no we just listen to God crack jokes about two shepherds going into a bar.

        Oh, and get this, whenever we teach Christian values exactly how the Bible says we should, it's not because we might -- for some reason or another -- want to actually help people get to Heaven. No, it's because it's funny!

        I for one am going to pinch myself on the assumption that if I feel pain, I myself am perhaps not imaginary!
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by BrianWarner View Post
          A majority of the people that go to the church near where I live, including the pastor, like Marilyn Manson. Just saying. xD They like his unique style.
          So they like a guy who dresses up like a prostitute and bashes Christians in his songs??

          Talk about self-hating Christians!

          Obviously, those aren't True Christians, friend. You've been deceived by them.

          Originally posted by BrianWarner View Post
          Coma Black, you are a winner.
          And special. Don't forget special.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Re: What is Fap?

            This forum is for learning about and praising Jesus. It is not a meet-market. Brian failed to learn this and has been banned.
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            • Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Rev Leroy Jenkins View Post
              Why were these two flirting in a thread about fapping?
              We were not flirting. Is everything flirting to you? We were simply becoming friends.


              Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
              This forum is for learning about and praising Jesus. It is not a meet-market. Brian failed to learn this and has been banned.
              Like I said we were becoming friends. So now that you banned this person I have no way of contacting the person and actually following through with the friendship.

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              • Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                I have no way of contacting the person and actually following through with the friendship.
                "Consumating the friendship" sounds closer to the truth. Anyway, this forum exists so you can contact JESUS and follow through on your friendship with Him.
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                • Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                  "Consumating the friendship" sounds closer to the truth. Anyway, this forum exists so you can contact JESUS and follow through on your friendship with Him.
                  Well obviously the truth is that we were just becoming friends. Yeah. I have heard that so many times.

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                  • Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                    Well obviously the truth is that we were just becoming friends. Yeah. I have heard that so many times.
                    That's how they lure you in. It starts as friends. Then you talk about masturbation a bit (like in this thread). And then he suggests, "hey, let's do it together". And then you think "well, nothing wrong with that since we both want it". And then a bit later, he will suggest "how about we look at eachother while we do it". So then you think "No prob. He's not bad looking". And then a couple times later he'll say "How about if we touch while we do it". And then you'll go "What's the harm in that?" So fast-forward a bit and you'll be thinking "Gee, it's fun to be SODOMIZED".

                    It's a slippery slope, friend. You are not the first to be approached by such a "friend".
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                      We were not flirting. Is everything flirting to you? We were simply becoming friends.
                      Sitting here from the peanut gallery, I would say he was hitting on you.

                      Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                      Like I said we were becoming friends. So now that you banned this person I have no way of contacting the person and actually following through with the friendship.
                      You and 1000's of other people know where he posts and his user name. I'm sure you two can find each other easily enough.
                      Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                      For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                      • Re: What is Fap?

                        i pity you all greatly.
                        You call yourselves "True Christians", yet you are blinded by your own arrogance.

                        Ephesians 2:8 "For by grace ye are saved through faith and that not of yourselves;it is the gift of God"

                        John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, so that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life.

                        Romans 10:9: "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
                        If you have faith in God, you will be saved. pretty simple really

                        Oh yeah by the way:
                        Matthew 7:1, "Judge not that ye be not judged."

                        Isaiah 9:17 Therefore the Lord shall have no joy in their young men, neither shall have mercy on their fatherless and widows: for every one is an hypocrite and an evildoer, and every mouth speaketh folly. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still.


                        Be open in your faith,and do not condemn souls, for this is not for you to do

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                        • Re: What is Fap?

                          and go ahead and criticise my words, but I speak the truth, and it is just a matter for your close minded beliefs to form an opinion.

                          How are you better than everyone else?
                          Because you claim you follow the word of God?
                          Perhaps you should stop skipping important verses in the bible

                          you are all still mere people-only God has the right to judge us

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                          • Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                            Oh yeah by the way:
                            Matthew 7:1, "Judge not that ye be not judged."
                            Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                            your close minded beliefs
                            I love it when this happens.

                            A John 3:16 false Christian, who would have thought.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Re: What is Fap?

                              care to enlighten us on the john 3:16 "false christian"?
                              Are you saying this is incorrect?

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                              • Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                                i pity you all greatly.
                                We are indeed to be pitied because it saddens us that you will burn in Hell forever instead of be with us in Heaven

                                Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                                You call yourselves "True Christians", yet you are blinded by your own arrogance.
                                That's a presumptuous statement to make. Please refer to the post of mine you consider arrogant. Arrogance is bad, because it's not the glory of man, but the glory of God that we should celebrate.

                                Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                                Ephesians 2:8 "For by grace ye are are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves;: it is the gift of God"
                                I had to correct the quote because you cited the KJV 1611 Bible incorrectly. But what's your point here? We know we are Saved.

                                Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                                John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, so that whoever believes in Him shall should not perish, but have eternal everlasting life.
                                It's not "shall", but "should". That changes the meaning of the verse. Same for everlasting vs. eternal.

                                What's your agenda, friend?

                                Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                                Romans 10:9: "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." If you have faith in God, you will be saved. pretty simple really
                                Amen! You're preaching to the choir, friend

                                Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                                Matthew 7:1, "Judge not that ye be not judged."
                                Only God should judge. We can, however, refer to the Bible to show people that they will be judge if they don't change their sinful lifestyles. We do not forbid anyone to go to Heaven.

                                But let's continue:
                                Matthew 7:2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

                                We certainly do not object to being called out on any potential homosexuality. We invite it! We aren't hypocrites.

                                Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                                Isaiah 9:17 Therefore the Lord shall have no joy in their young men, neither shall have mercy on their fatherless and widows: for every one is an hypocrite and an evildoer, and every mouth speaketh folly. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still.
                                Do you understand what the story of Isaiah 9 is about, son? Do you have any idea how silly you look to a Christian right now?

                                Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
                                Be open in your faith,and do not condemn souls, for this is not for you to do
                                You are the judgmental one here, friend. We work tirelessly so that everyone can join Heaven with us. And here you are, condemning us on our forum.

                                You are so intolerant.
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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