[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Eliot, if that wasn't you at the town square, who WAS the DOF's ex-Negro-in-Training crew gang-raping the gay out of, Muslim-style?

Did Beaux get back to town or something? And is he now straight? Did it at least work?

Maybe something good came out of this after all.

I'll be sending Landover its cut of the pay-per-view income as soon as the credit card processing is complete! We had over 100,000 viewers, and Lord knows how many will be coming to Jesus!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Yeah you go eliot baby... see you tonight.. around 8.. bring plenty of lube okay.. cya dole face.. love you <3<3 xxxxoooo ARRGH (orgasms)

Disturbing. What's a 'dole face'?

[Nobar King]

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What, WHAT?!?! I think I'm going to retract what I wrote earlier about the barber if this is just a joke.

[TheProdigy]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Don't you DARE tell us to Get Used To It, Eliot! This is a disgrace!

Yeah you go eliot baby... see you tonight.. around 8.. bring plenty of lube okay.. cya dole face.. love you <3<3 xxxxoooo ARRGH (orgasms)

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

OOOOH! Yoooouuuuu!

I really did marry an eskimo though.

Was she sober at the time?

[True Disciple]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

ROTLWJ!!!!!!!

I really had you all going ! April Fool!!!!!

The clue should have been I don't even live in Landover, yet. There is a rumor about a school posistion opening up.

[Brother Enoch]

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OOOOH! Yoooouuuuu!

I really did marry an eskimo though.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

ROTLWJ!!!!!!!

I really had you all going ! April Fool!!!!!


The clue should have been I don't even live in Landover, yet. There is a rumor about a school posistion opening up.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I tried to be straight, but no woman would have me. Then I tried to be gay, but no man would have me.

So I settled for bestiality and married an eskimo.

You never asked me!

[Sister Kitty]

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Sister, you're right. Something is seriously wrong here. We should pray to the Blessed Virgin to put a stop to it.

Why do you pray to dead people?

I suppose you drink weak wine and call it blood too? Do Goths grow up to become Catholics?

[eliot mayfield]

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Sister, you're right. Something is seriously wrong here. We should pray to the Blessed Virgin to put a stop to it.

Pray to Mary and not to Jesus?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Have I entered some alternate universe where most of my beloved brothers are really going to HELL for being depraved perverts?

Sister, you're right. Something is seriously wrong here. We should pray to the Blessed Virgin to put a stop to it.

[Bryan Tamariki]

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I agree Sister Thumper
... after I go offline I'm going to get the 'Easy-Off Bamm' out to sterilise my pc, then spend several hours in prayer and fasting.

YIC Bryan - homosexually is still a sick deathstyle!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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This entire thread is disgusting.

Have I entered some alternate universe where most of my beloved brothers are really going to HELL for being depraved perverts?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Well since it gave you children, I'm assuming it's female. The males don't lay eggs.

Oh. So it's female then. I thought they might be like penguins. Male penguins lay the eggs right? Or something like that.

Whatever, it knows when to shut up and do the dishes, so I'm happy.