[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

The amount of time it takes for a baby to be born is still unknown to this day and varies from woman to woman. Some women take only a few weeks, as indicated by the young woman who gave birth only six days after her wedding, other women may have a baby stewing inside their womb for years at a time. I should know-- I was in my mother for nearly two years. My father went off to fight in the Pacific Theater and some two years after he left I was born. It wasn't until two years after I was born that I finally met my dad for the first time. My mother always kept strong male figures around during my father's sojourn and for that I thank her. Who knows what kind of degenerate perversions I would have participated in had I not had strong male role models like my next door neighbor, Chuck Finley, who sometimes spent days at my house raising me during the two years before my real dad came back from the war.

The fact of the matter is that because we can't know for sure how long it takes a woman to conceive and have a baby, the only way to be sure you're the father of a baby is to make sure you're the only man that has ever "been" with your wife. You wouldn't want to have a baby with some woman only to find out down the road that the real father is some one-legged sailor she met on shore leave and that the baby had been hiding in her womb for ten years, waiting to pop out and fool everyone.

[crazyppl]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Brothers -

I'm no expert on female parts, being a bachelor and all. However, I like to think I'm familiar with the basics, like how it takes 9 months from conception to birth.

Well, I've wed three couples in the past year and a half who all had their first babies prematurely. One had their firstborn boy 6 months after the wedding, one 5 months, and the most recent -- a big-boned bride, let me tell you -- only 6 WEEKS after the ceremony!

Some of the ladies in my congregation have told me, "The first one can come pretty much any time. AFTER that one, they always take nine months."

Is this true? Does the first baby develop faster, because it's so eager to get out into the world and spread the Love of Jesus?

You are a grown man and you can't figure this one out on your own? They were obviously fucking months before they got married.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Babies take nine to ten months to conception. Anyone thinking a baby can be born from conception to birth in six days is more than a fool.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[hehathnofury]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Babies take nine to ten months to conception. Anyone thinking a baby can be born from conception to birth in six days is more than a fool.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Then how do they look? o.O

I don't know, I'm not a wiccan and I don't go around cutting open women!!!
Nor

Am I a baby killing abortionist who would know!

But they don't look like aliens, as in those photos.

[EPIC WIN]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Babies do not look like that, what did you do photoshop them?

Then how do they look? o.O

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

So do I. Are we True Christians™ supposed to believe farfetched things just on someone's say-so?

Fortunately we are not. I am glad she got banned now. Those photo-shopped pictures scared the children.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Dear Al ( LOOSER) if your wife had a caucasian child, oh never mind you raped a white woman.

I corrected your typo, Brother.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

I like it when people just make stuff up and expect us to believe obvious forgeries.

So do I. Are we True Christians™ supposed to believe farfetched things just on someone's say-so?

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Babies do not look like that, what did you do photoshop them?

I like it when people just make stuff up and expect us to believe obvious forgeries.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Babies do not look like that, what did you do photoshop them?

[Jacqueline the Bulldyke]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Actually, the human pregnancy lasts about 40 weeks (or nine months). If the baby comes earlier, then the baby is premature. Seeing your obvious ignorance in the topic of gestation, I will post a few pictures of different embryos at different weeks.

Going into details would take a whole page, but pregnancy is complicated and not as simple as you believe. Having faith doesn't make things real.

Conception






1.5 to 3 day fetus



3 to four day fetus



5-12 day fetus



3 week fetus



4 week fetus



5 week fetus



6 week fetus



7 week fetus



8 week fetus



9 week fetus



10 week fetus




11 week fetus




Fotos del feto de 12 semanas

3 month fetus


13 week fetus


24 week fetus





28 week fetus



If I went into more details, I'd probably take up the whole page.

As you can see, a 6 week fetus would probably be deformed and not even capable of surviving by itself, therefore it is illogical to say a baby was born 6 weeks after a wedding. She had to have premarital sex.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Seriously? Seriously?!?

Um, they were pregnant before they got married. Duh.

You have any evidence to back up your slander? These are good Christian women, not atheists harlots who don't bother to wear pants in case there is a surprise orgy.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Seriously? Seriously?!?

Um, they were pregnant before they got married. Duh.

You're telling me the God who created the universe in seven days and impregnated a virgin who remained a virgin couldn't perform a miracle like this?

[spurk015]

Re: Length of pregnancy . . . Are they pulling my leg?

Seriously? Seriously?!?

Um, they were pregnant before they got married. Duh.