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  • #31
    Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

    Only whores get raped.

    Dammit Hellion WHAT are you doing in here AGAIN??!!??

    Are you trying to entice our GODLY men to rape you?
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    • #32
      Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

      Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
      Yes Seeker, there is another way. Read the Bible as it is actually written, and listen to the Godly pastors here for guidance on scripture, and other things appropriate for Christians. When people think like secularists they tend to get mixed up on the issues easily.

      Also I was wondering about your avatar. Why an avatar that says I'm Stupid? Was your earlier avatar a picture of you? Why did you change it?

      With Christian concern, Sister Noddy
      Hello sister Noddy. How are you and thank you for the godly concern. Ahh, the stupid avvey was just from something stupid. I should change it back to my godly face or something else.

      I really don't think like a secularists as a matter of fact I bought some godly church dresses tonight so them men will stop lusting over me!


      Also, I really want this to be answered by a godly fine pastor.

      So that means we don't have to worry about hell, right? I thought you had to have a soul for that.

      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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      • #33
        Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

        Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
        I will only be with a Godly virgin on the night of our wedding. I would not bend down to your level and just lust with everything in sight.AID's, herpies and syphalis are all god's punishments for wicked lust. And I will not be catching any of them with the likes of you. Go sell yourself to someone else.
        I think it is funny that you thought I was selling myself to you. Are you that tempted? Actually aids is more well known in male whores (and fags) than harlots. Hmmm.

        So you're a virgin? It will take you a hellofatime to find a godly proverbs, 31 woman, such as myself. Good luck with that lonely virgin thing.

        If a man even looketh on a woman and lusted after her, he has commited adultry in his heart. Proverbs something, something.

        If you break one law you break all according to the NT. May Satan greet you with will very hot coals.
        Last edited by Seeker; 09-19-2007, 03:37 AM.

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • #34
          Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

          Originally posted by Seeker View Post
          So that means we don't have to worry about hell, right? I thought you had to have a soul for that.
          You have to have a soul to get into Heaven, it's true. but it is remotely possible that some empty shells...like Mother Theresa....are in HELL serving hot drinks to SATAN.

          You see, it's not about women going to Hell. No one cares about that. It's about their presence on earth to try and tempt MEN to do evil and miss out on the Grand Prize Jesus offers to the make gender.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #35
            Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            You have to have a soul to get into Heaven, it's true. but it is remotely possible that some empty shells...like Mother Theresa....are in HELL serving hot drinks to SATAN.

            You see, it's not about women going to Hell. No one cares about that. It's about their presence on earth to try and tempt MEN to do evil and miss out on the Grand Prize Jesus offers to the make gender.
            Pastor Al!!! *jumps up and down* I have never seen the verse that says a woman does not have a soul?? Where is it? I am sure you can find it.

            Dude, (I mean pastor) I rather live on earth to temp men and sin and just lay peaceful in the grave when my number is up, then Jesus bringing up all my sins from the north to south that he said he would not.

            I think us women have something on you men. Ha!

            So I serve my man for all eternity(of my life on earth that god will zap any moment)what do you think my reward would be? Tell me this is not all in vain!!! Cry!!!!
            Last edited by Seeker; 09-19-2007, 06:24 AM.

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • #36
              Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

              Originally posted by Seeker View Post
              Pastor Al!!! *jumps up and down* I have never seen the verse that says a woman does not have a soul?? Where is it? I am sure you can find it.

              Dude, (I mean pastor) I rather live on earth to temp men and sin and just lay peaceful in the grave when my number is up, then Jesus bringing up all my sins from the north to south that he said he would not.

              I think us woman have something on you men. Ha!

              So I serve my man for all eternity(of my life on earth that god will zap any moment)what do you think my reward would be? Tell me this is not all in vain!!! Cry!!!!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #37
                Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

                Thanks for another godly message. Off to cry myself to bed now.

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • #38
                  Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  Only whores get raped.

                  Dammit Hellion WHAT are you doing in here AGAIN??!!??

                  Are you trying to entice our GODLY men to rape you?
                  Phh...They couldn't rape me if they tried. And I'm not a whore, so they can't rape me anyway! Ahahahaha...Funny.

                  And what are you doing in here again??
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • #39
                    Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

                    As one of our illustrious and unblemished Landover Ladies(tm) mentioned in a previous post, only whores gat raped.

                    A True Christian(TM) lady not only keeps her dirty parts well covered and under heavy wraps, but they also tend to carry concealed pistols under those pettycoats and know how to use them.
                    No buck niggra is going to get the best part of of OUR women.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • #40
                      Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      Whatever. Eve may have been decieved by Satan, who is the most decieving being in existance, but Adam was decieved by Eve. This can only mean that Eve is more powerful than Adam! For it took the infinitely-powerful anti-Christ to trick her, but only took a woman to trick Adam. So men are duped more easily than women! How do you like them apples??
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                      Moderatio est Figmentum

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                      • #41
                        Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

                        Adam, being pure of heart and innocent of such things, was completely unsuspecting and since he trusted Eve it is easy to see how Adam was tricked.

                        You never suspect the ones you love. Thanks for trying but you fail.
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • #42
                          Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

                          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                          Adam, being pure of heart and innocent of such things, was completely unsuspecting and since he trusted Eve it is easy to see how Adam was tricked.

                          You never suspect the ones you love. Thanks for trying but you fail.
                          Ehh...Well, maybe I can still use it to corrupt the clergy and those damned Morons...I mean Mormons...
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                          Moderatio est Figmentum

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                          • #43
                            Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

                            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                            I think it is funny that you thought I was selling myself to you. Are you that tempted? Actually aids is more well known in male whores (and fags) than harlots. Hmmm.

                            So you're a virgin? It will take you a hellofatime to find a godly proverbs, 31 woman, such as myself. Good luck with that lonely virgin thing.

                            If a man even looketh on a woman and lusted after her, he has commited adultry in his heart. Proverbs something, something.

                            If you break one law you break all according to the NT. May Satan greet you with will very hot coals.

                            It was Jesus who said the commited adultry line. And if I do look lustfully at some almost naked trollop, then I can be forgiven by the blood of Christ. And there are still godly women out there, but with so many women turning to anabridged lustful sin like you, it is hard to find one.

                            And its not the little sins that send you to hell whore, its the unforgivible one. So when will you give your heart to Jesus. For if you do not, all YOUR sort of goody two shoes stuff will still land you in the lake of fire.

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                            • #44
                              Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

                              Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
                              It was Jesus who said the commited adultry line. And if I do look lustfully at some almost naked trollop, then I can be forgiven by the blood of Christ. And there are still godly women out there, but with so many women turning to anabridged lustful sin like you, it is hard to find one.

                              And its not the little sins that send you to hell whore, its the unforgivible one. So when will you give your heart to Jesus. For if you do not, all YOUR sort of goody two shoes stuff will still land you in the lake of fire.
                              Talk to your hand because that is the only thing that is going for ya.

                              BTW, Jesus and God are the same.

                              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                              • #45
                                Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

                                Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                                Talk to your hand because that is the only thing that is going for ya.

                                BTW, Jesus and God are the same.
                                SILENCE, WOMAN.
                                Three things you need to do/know:
                                1. You better watch it. Don't you ever sass a man like that.
                                2. You're not even allown to post in Promise Enforcers to begin with.
                                3. Accept Jesus Christ or burn in hell!
                                Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-21-2007, 11:36 PM.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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