My Program for Preventing Erections in Church

[HTannor]

Judging by how many have expressed an interest in Brother Nobar's embarassment over getting an erection during church, I have taken it upon myself to offer assistance to those who fear a similar problem.

(I consulted with Pastor Zeke and he has wholeheartedly agreed with my new service.)

Each Sunday morning I will have a small table set up just inside the front door and will provide to any Brothers who ask, a sure fire erection-preventer.

Free of charge, I will give you a copy of this:

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: My Program for Preventing Erections in Church

While preventing erections in church is noble, inducing permanent erectile dysfunction seems somewhat extreme.

Perhaps a B/W print would 'fine tune' the effect ??

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My Program for Preventing Erections in Church

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

>ahem<

I do believe I may need to try this approach with a certain lad in my congregation who can't seem to keep his hands above the blanket. Maybe blow this up and affix it to the ceiling above his bed?

[therian_priest]

Re: My Program for Preventing Erections in Church

Judging by how many have expressed an interest in Brother Nobar's embarassment over getting an erection during church, I have taken it upon myself to offer assistance to those who fear a similar problem.

(I consulted with Pastor Zeke and he has wholeheartedly agreed with my new service.)

Each Sunday morning I will have a small table set up just inside the front door and will provide to any Brothers who ask, a sure fire erection-preventer.

Free of charge, I will give you a copy of this:

i can definatly see this working like omg talk about a bad picture

too bad what has been seen can never be unseen

[Nobar King]

Re: My Program for Preventing Erections in Church

Thanks for bringing that up, again.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My Program for Preventing Erections in Church

Thanks for bringing that up, again.

Yes, along with dinner.