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  • #16
    Re: The Christian Gun Owner

    TDG196

    I would worry more about your rampant homersexuality which is clearly identifiable by your penchant for Pokemon - I read somewhere that 7.5 out of 10 homers are Pokemon obsessed
    2 Samuel 22:31

    As for God, His way is perfect;
    The word of the LORD is proven;
    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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    • #17
      Re: The Christian Gun Owner

      I am a simple man, and my primary guns are also simple. I have my 9mm Glock, goes with me everywhere (even in ther shower) and my full auto AR15. I have a smattering of other firearms (who doesn't) those two are my main guns. Nothing more fun than barreling down the interstate, shooting exit signs at 70mph with the Glock, well other than pulling it on Homers in truck stops and watching them pee in their pants. Sometimes, I hold it to their heads as I recite passages from the KJV Bible. I know they will remember my words.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #18
        Re: The Christian Gun Owner

        Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
        Iowa's now a redneck outpost.

        But not to be rude, but I rather be playing my Pokemon games instead of shooting "sinners", not nobody should die because of crappy gun laws, they are placed there for a reason, my good people.
        What are you babbling about boy, have you been off huffing gasoline or something?
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • #19
          Re: The Christian Gun Owner

          Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
          TDG196

          I would worry more about your rampant homersexuality which is clearly identifiable by your penchant for Pokemon - I read somewhere that 7.5 out of 10 homers are Pokemon obsessed
          Homersexual?
          I'm hetero, and I like pokemon but I prefer Digimon.

          The reason gun laws are here, is to prevent crime and gun abuse.

          BTW aim for heaven, I've "huffing" off Coffee and Dr. Pepper.

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          • #20
            Re: The Christian Gun Owner

            Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
            The reason gun laws are here, is to prevent crime and gun abuse.
            I always take good care of my guns, keep 'em in tip top shape. You don't want it jamming on you at that critical moment.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #21
              Re: The Christian Gun Owner

              TDG196
              Homersexual?
              I'm hetero, and I like pokemon but I prefer Digimon.

              The reason gun laws are here, is to prevent crime and gun abuse.
              Here in Australia our firearms were ruthlessy taken from us by greenie, leftist desciples of Satan.........who, may I add, had the same perverted rationale as you -
              2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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              • #22
                Re: The Christian Gun Owner

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                I always take good care of my guns, keep 'em in tip top shape. You don't want it jamming on you at that critical moment.
                That's true, when your shooting headcrabs left and right and if your gun's screwed, get the crowbar.

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                • #23
                  Re: The Christian Gun Owner

                  Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
                  That's true, when your shooting headcrabs left and right and if your gun's screwed, get the crowbar.
                  Or when some Negra is about to put his floppy lips all over your wife's pie.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #24
                    Re: The Christian Gun Owner

                    Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
                    That's true, when your shooting headcrabs left and right and if your gun's screwed, get the crowbar.
                    so you have anything constructive to add to this thread or just babbling?
                    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • #25
                      Re: The Christian Gun Owner

                      Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                      Here in Australia our firearms were ruthlessy taken from us by greenie, leftist desciples of Satan.........who, may I add, had the same perverted rationale as you -
                      Because, guns can be abused and rednecks aren't really helping and but I'm not perverted, my good sir.

                      so you have anything constructive to add to this thread or just babbling?
                      I'm not babbling, sir, I'm merely stating my opinion.

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                      • #26
                        Re: The Christian Gun Owner

                        Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
                        Because, guns can be abused and rednecks aren't really helping and but I'm not perverted, my good sir.



                        I'm not babbling, sir, I'm merely stating my opinion.
                        Please keep it coherent,non threatening,factual and as much as possible backed by biblical scripture.
                        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • #27
                          Re: The Christian Gun Owner

                          TDG196
                          Because, guns can be abused and rednecks aren't really helping and but I'm not perverted, my good sir.
                          So let me understand a few things:

                          1. You by your own admission are caffeine addicted and Dr Pepper dependent flunky
                          2.You don't like firearms
                          3.You have an aversion and dislike of True Christians(tm)
                          4. You openly support sinners
                          5.By default you accuse and defame the good Godly people here of being criminals and firearm abusers
                          6.You play Pokemon .....And enjoy it
                          7. Statistically you are more than likely to be an raging homer

                          It would appear that you really have some persecution issues, regressive childhood complexes, authority issues, low self esteem, obviously introverted, no True Christian(tm) values and almost non existent social skills

                          You are very clearly a candidate for True Christian(tm) therapy at the Landover psychiatric unit.
                          Failure to address these serious flaws will mean that you will most likely end up joining a terrorist cell, living in a cave somewhere in the Bora Bora Mountains with towel heads and being forced to marry a goat

                          Speak to one of the good and Godly Pastors here and let them change your soon to be very pathetic life and let them reverse you decline into the abyss of Hell
                          2 Samuel 22:31

                          As for God, His way is perfect;
                          The word of the LORD is proven;
                          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                          • #28
                            Re: The Christian Gun Owner

                            Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                            So let me understand a few things:

                            1. You by your own admission are caffeine addicted and Dr Pepper dependent flunky
                            2.You don't like firearms
                            3.You have an aversion and dislike of True Christians™
                            4. You openly support sinners
                            5.By default you accuse and defame the good Godly people here of being criminals and firearm abusers
                            6.You play Pokemon .....And enjoy it
                            7. Statistically you are more than likely to be an raging homer

                            It would appear that you really have some persecution issues, regressive childhood complexes, authority issues, low self esteem, obviously introverted, no True Christian™ values and almost non existent social skills

                            You are very clearly a candidate for True Christian™ therapy at the Landover psychiatric unit.
                            Failure to address these serious flaws will mean that you will most likely end up joining a terrorist cell, living in a cave somewhere in the Bora Bora Mountains with towel heads and being forced to marry a goat

                            Speak to one of the good and Godly Pastors here and let them change your soon to be very pathetic life and let them reverse you decline into the abyss of Hell
                            Brother you know you are exaggerating , they marry out of worldly lust not because they are forced to.
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • #29
                              Re: The Christian Gun Owner

                              Originally posted by TDG196 View Post
                              Iowa's now a redneck outpost.

                              But not to be rude, but I rather be playing my Pokemon games instead of shooting "sinners", not nobody should die because of crappy gun laws, they are placed there for a reason, my good people.
                              Although your posts suggest you are under the influence of narcotics, I am called by Him to witness to even the most vile atheistic scum. I will do my duty and pray for your tormented and foul soul.

                              Here's a crash course in why we are saved and you are doomed to eternal rape by the Sodomites along the shores of the sulphorous lakes of fire.

                              For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God. Romans 3:23 - KJV
                              This USED to include the True Christians™ on this Godly forum. But we woke up and got saved.

                              Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me John 14:6 - KJV
                              This, along with baptism, is all it takes my friend! Confession to Christ of your sin and acceptance of Him in your heart as your Savior! You aren't yet welcome in our baptizing pool until you have detoxed, but maybe soon?

                              If you refuse Christ? Well.. I'll let Him speak.

                              Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16 - KJV
                              Sounds bad indeed, but it only gets worse.

                              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. Luke 19:27 - KJV
                              It's more than clear from this verse that I, as one who serves Him, am righteous in mowing down the sinners that refuse repentance and Him.

                              So you can lay on your sofa playing Satanic trading card games. Or you can get saved. It's up to you.

                              Yours in Christ!
                              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                              • #30
                                Re: The Christian Gun Owner

                                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                                Brother you know you are exaggerating , they marry out of worldly lust not because they are forced to.
                                Brother I stand very corrected
                                2 Samuel 22:31

                                As for God, His way is perfect;
                                The word of the LORD is proven;
                                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

                                Comment

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