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  • #1

    Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

    Brothers, confidentially, speaking just between us Christian Men, what exactly the hell is the deal with THIS? Do the feminazis actually have a month-long festival just to celebrate their....bazoombas? I mean is this real? As a pastor, I've never heard of such vile perversion. Those women shouldn't be talking about or thinking about or "supporting" those satanic pillows. It's gonna lead to lezbeanism among our womenfolk! Take a look at THIS! A lezbean festival held out in the open air and they pay money to "examine" each other's dirty melons! And apparently its sold out.

    They want our women to TOUCH themselves....up there. They even make perverted videos about it!

    We have to do something to stop this month-long satanic mockery! What can we do? I'm looking for ideas, Men!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
    Tags: fem nazi, lesbian carpet munchers, slutpocalypse
  • #2
    Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

    The Ohio Lesbian Festival and Jet Girl Productions Presents

    SIREN: A Celebration of Womyn’s Power
    I hate the way they misspell 'woman', as if to excercize their connection to any man. It's disrespectful to their fathers, and our father, and should not be tolerated.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

      I've been warning about the radical Breast Cancer agenda for years which promotes self-stimulation of the chesticles; a form of masturbation.
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      • #4
        Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

        Maybe if the "high-risk groups" gave up their Christ-denying deathstyle choices, they wouldn't have to worry about cancer in their unmentionable parts.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #5
          Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          Maybe if the "high-risk groups" gave up their Christ-denying deathstyle choices, they wouldn't have to worry about cancer in their unmentionable parts.
          Amen! How right you are, brother!
          This reminds me of some news of a "scientific discovery" that I posted quite some time ago.
          It shows that women who cook, clean, do the laundry etc etc..
          It greatly lessens their risk of getting breast-cancer.
          Even the scientists admit it!

          Cooking, cleaning & washing saves women from breast cancer! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1647
          Keep up to date with an ever-changing world from an even more Godlier perspective than FOX News.


          As usual, while the lieberals and feminists only WHINE about problems.
          True Christians™ and conservatives SOLVE them: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMEN!
          THEN YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAST-CANCER. FEMINISM KILLS!
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • #6
            Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

            Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
            I've been warning about the radical Breast Cancer agenda for years which promotes self-stimulation of the chesticles; a form of masturbation.
            How would you explain prostate cancer?

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • #7
              Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

              Originally posted by Seeker View Post
              How would you explain prostate cancer?
              Homosexuality! What else could POSSIBLY cause it?
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #8
                Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Homosexuality! What else could POSSIBLY cause it?
                Well according to Dr. Oz it can be from a lack of self-stimulation. I don't think any pastors here have that kind of problem..

                To be on topic, I heard once from a very sound Christian that breast cancer occures in mostly women that have had an abortion. Something about all those hormones being ripped out of you all at once and the sin. That would make sense to me. What you sow you reap.

                That would explain why prostate does not run in my family and neither does breast cancer.

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

                  Forgot to mention that since ya all are not black, you're chances are lower.

                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                    Forgot to mention that since ya all are not black, you're chances are lower.
                    Not ALL black?!?!?!?!? NONE of us are black you silly cow!
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #11
                      Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

                      Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                      How would you explain prostate cancer?
                      Hey, aren't you a girl? Do you want to get banned? This thread is for MEN ONLY. Back to your kitchen!

                      This is Men's talk, you wouldn't understand anyways.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

                        First of all.
                        Its a month to educate about breast cancer. Ya know...that one that women get that KILLS them. Yeah, because if your wife got it wouldnt you want her to get it removed before she dies? Besides, how would you all get by without someone to get your beer for you?
                        Anyways, ide like to point out, women are significantly smarter then men in a lot of ways. I rarely see women behaving in such stupid manners and some of the guys in my school do.
                        Open your mind and heart

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                        • #13
                          Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

                          Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                          First of all.
                          Its a month to educate about breast cancer. Ya know...that one that women get that KILLS them. Yeah, because if your wife got it wouldnt you want her to get it removed before she dies? Besides, how would you all get by without someone to get your beer for you?
                          Anyways, ide like to point out, women are significantly smarter then men in a lot of ways. I rarely see women behaving in such stupid manners and some of the guys in my school do.
                          What sort of school do you attend? Feminazi dyke terrorist training school perhaps?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

                            Breast cancer awareness month is just an excuse for women to masturbate my massaging their own breasts. The health benefits of doing such actions are dubious at best.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"?

                              Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                              First of all.
                              Its a month to educate about breast cancer. Ya know...that one that women get that KILLS them. Yeah, because if your wife got it wouldnt you want her to get it removed before she dies? Besides, how would you all get by without someone to get your beer for you?
                              That's why God gave us daughters, to carry on a wife's duties after she passes away.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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