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Was this one of you ignorant fear-mongering homophobic hypocrits? I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it was. This loinhole prolly got a chubby walking through Wal-Mart looking at packages of underwear and this is the one that got him off so he decided to have it removed.
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Was this one of you ignorant fear-mongering homophobic hypocrits? I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it was. This loinhole prolly got a chubby walking through Wal-Mart looking at packages of underwear and this is the one that got him off so he decided to have it removed. -
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You pagan atheists are very ignorant. Smut like that should not me made let alone put on public display. Just because you want to goto hell does not mean you have to take everyone with you.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes. -
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So, what, you're upset that you can't walk into Walmart and defile yourself to pictures of scantily-dressed men now?
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No, it wasn't us, but that Godly pastor is indeed a True Christian™. Underwear packaging can be considered a mild form of pornography. It features half-naked, in-shape, well-endowed men and women showing off their bulging parts underneath a tight-fitting, skimpy cloth.
I dare anyone to point out any difference between these underwear ads and homosexual porn. They are really one in the same. Believe me, I've seen hundreds of underwear packages/ads and have subjected myself to searching dozens of gay porn sites and I can't see a difference.
WARNING: NSFW. Not to be viewed by ladies or anyone under 18.
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Rev. Jim, those pictures are very homo pornographic. I hope it does not start attracting homers to this Godly forum.Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Indeed, they are. I have a whole folder dedicated to homosexual underwear ads on my computer and I carefully decided which are the tamest. It was a really tough choice. I spent a good two minutes on looking at each picture closely before deciding.Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
By the way, didn't I warn you that ladies shouldn't view the pictures? I do think you need some time alone in the prayer closet to make up for your transgressions.Comment
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Truly shocking! I have saved all of those disgusting images to my disk drive for Scientheistic research purposes. I will more than likely spend hours deconstructing them late at night, trying to find just what it is that homosexuals find so appealing about naked, sweaty, fit young men.Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
Also, I believe this thread should be moved to the Men Only Forum. I would hate for any more of the Ladies of Landover to see these offensive images.Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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Are you sure your not using those pictures to pursue sins of the flesh. Since you are a "saved" once gay man.Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View PostComment
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Friend, you do not have to concern yourself with the possibility that I might abuse myself while studying these perverse images. I am completely cured of my sodomania. If I was still in the grips of this horrible disease, I would be abusing myself as we speak!Originally posted by Eldevilo View Post
Back when I was a gay, the mere mention of homoerotic pornography would cause blood to rush to my genitalia so quickly that I would become light headed. Once I regained my senses, I would begin to masturbate furiously, no matter where I was. To this day, I am not allowed inside The Mall of America due to a rather embarrassing incident that occurred there in a fountain on Arbor Day in 1989.
But all of that is behind me! If I so choose, I can look at the most depraved, hardcore gay pornography and nothing stirs in my once hypersensitive loins. The surgery that helped cure me has left me unable to father children, but it is a small price to pay for my immortal soul! Praise!Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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Or is that indeed a subconscious and deceitful 'slip" on the part of yourselfOriginally posted by Eldevilo View Post
Something for you to ponder:
Job 11:11
For He knows deceitful men; He sees wickedness also. Will He not then consider it?2 Samuel 22:31
As for God, His way is perfect;
The word of the LORD is proven;
He is a shield to all who trust in Him.Comment
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I stand behind this GODly pastor 110%.
For so many years, I have suffered revulsion and gay panic every time I took a wrong turn in Wal-Mart and wound up in the men's underwear section.
I have thoroughly studied the packaging of these sinful products and as a heterosexual True Christian, I can tell you it's definitely pornography.
Can you honestly look at these lascivious pictures and then tell me it's okay to publicly display this stuff in a so-called family store?
This is why I haven't purchased new underwear in over 20 years.sigpic
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Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
TMI, Bob.Comment
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How are customers going to know what the underwear looks like on a human body without a picture of a model wearing it on the package? You're not supposed to open the packages without purchasing them first.Comment
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