How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

[thetruthhurts]

I would like to get this badge, because I love having sexual intercourse with my wife nightly. I believe that should be the requirements, are there any more requirements?

[Brother Helge]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

Since you're not a True Christian™ or even a Forum Member, you chances are slim to none.

[thetruthhurts]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

OH, How do I become a true christian?

[James Dewitt]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

OH, How do I become a true christian?

Devote you life to Jesus. Read and follow the laws of God, you can find them in the KJV1611. Tithe, and tithe until it hurts.

[thetruthhurts]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

Since you're not a True Christian™ or even a Forum Member, you chances are slim to none.

So the fact that I have a wife and a son does not constitute True Heterosexual badge?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

So the fact that I have a wife and a son does not constitute True Heterosexual badge?

No.

[Sister Charli]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

I would like to get this badge, because I love having sexual intercourse with my wife nightly.

So the fact that I have a wife and a son does not constitute True Heterosexual badge?

Are you for real? Women are only fertile 3 days out of 28. So all those other attempts to create little boy soldiers for Christ are an absolute waste. You spill your seed on infertile ground (see Genesis 38:8-10) and God says he will kill you for that.

[James Dewitt]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

Are you for real? Women are only fertile 3 days out of 28. So all those other attempts to create little boy soldiers for Christ are an absolute waste. You spill your seed on infertile ground (see Genesis 38:8-10) and God says he will kill you for that.

SISTER you are in the MEN'S forum again. Do I need to remind you about this, or shall I place a call to your father?

[Sister Charli]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

SISTER you are in the MEN'S forum again. Do I need to remind you about this, or shall I place a call to your father?

Oooooooops. Not again.

Just as well the welts on my butt have healed from the last time Daddy found me wandering in here.

It's OK Mr Dewitt. I am always honest with Daddy and will confess and take my punishment.

Yes .... I know .... a willow branch, not a twig!

I praise Jesus that Daddy loves me enough to discipline me.

Proverbs 13:24 (King James Version)
24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

[HTannor]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

Now that we've shooed the lady out of here, let's get back to the basics:

So the fact that I have a wife and a son does not constitute True Heterosexual badge?

In your first post you said you were banging having nightly intercourse with your wife. And now you tell us you have only one son.

It strikes me you shoot a lot of blanks.

Scientific studies have proven time and time again that a man that can't keep his six gun loaded and shooting the real stuff, has a deeply ingrained revulsion of the target of his affection.

Such men are repressed homers.

And that's why you won't get "True Heterosexual" recognition here.





Now, before you try to get all cute and wonder why I don't have that badge, it's because I have something much better: The "Punched the Most Queers" badge.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

Now, before you try to get all cute and wonder why I don't have that badge, it's because I have something much better: The "Punched the Most Queers" badge.

I have punched more queers than I have had hot dinners - I should have this badge as I feel I have earned it.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

I have punched more queers than I have had hot dinners - I should have this badge as I feel I have earned it.

As Unsaved Trash with 49 posts and red reputation, I'd be careful in asking for any badges. You might earn one you don't particularly care for...

[Colin Cameron]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

As Unsaved Trash with 49 posts and red reputation, I'd be careful in asking for any badges. You might earn one you don't particularly care for...

Ive also stopped masturbatig on a regulart basis too. Perhaps this is another badge I should have.

I dont ask for much, I think a badge would be nice.

[Brother Helge]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

I dont ask for much, I think a badge would be nice.

As far as I can see, you've already got two...

[James Hutchins]

Re: How do you get the True Heterosexual Badge

No one likes a beggar.