[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

We, Dark skinned ppl are strong and live long enough. If you look at sport on TV, you know what i mean. So you soft skin ppl are the one who need to work harder on your physic.

You're dying from the AIDS, so look who's talking.

[Sidoain]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

We, Dark skinned ppl are strong and live long enough. If you look at sport on TV, you know what i mean. So you soft skin ppl are the one who need to work harder on your physic.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

So it's been banned, finally? Then we'll never find out why someone would go to a BRIDAL site ( http://www.offbeatbride.com/ ) to find a picture of a bearded man.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

I noz it's a photoshoppe cuz i'dz seen dem before and cuz of deh pixels.

Have you ever met the Good Brother in person? I have. So who is the better judge of what he looks like in real life?

More silly fantasy.

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

All I'm saying is, the picture looks phony, your hair looks weird like it's been edited and somehow copied onto another man's body, and the guy stands as if he is concentrating, and you look like you are almost stoned or something, like it doesn't match up.



Only you did it with some bodybuilder, or someone did it for you.

I'm just saying, it looks that way. So, is it fake? Lies are an abomination to the Lord and all, you know this better than me anyway.

sas

[HTannor]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Brother, you are an inspiration to us all.

Thank you, Brother Campbell.

That picture looks genuine, I bet you are scrawny as hell, as all racists are.

Go away, puke, you disgust me.

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

This new program is a Godsend for the men of Freehold.

I will willingly take part in it, Alligatorwine, or Not!!

Working out daily has been part of my regimen for years, but I have been unable to develop to the level I want: Just look at my pathetic body:



Oh, sure, I can tear apart a small chicken or even the odd kitten, but I live for the idea of rending a goat

That picture looks genuine, I bet you are scrawny as hell, as all racists are. There are strange edges around your hair, like you cropped it and pasted it in, or maybe you had some kid do it for, for some money, since you've obviously got no family with an attitude like that.

Anyway, those who want hell can go there, you are almost beyond redemption imho,

sas

sas

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

This new program is a Godsend for the men of Freehold.

I will willingly take part in it, Alligatorwine, or Not!!

Working out daily has been part of my regimen for years, but I have been unable to develop to the level I want: Just look at my pathetic body:



Oh, sure, I can tear apart a small chicken or even the odd kitten, but I live for the idea of rending a goat

Brother, you are an inspiration to us all.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Interesting...

I'd actually agree with you -- but more that they are weak because they've been 'whipped' before they even have a chance to grow up.

You get guys afraid to talk to girls, because of what peers may think. Jim

This isn't entirely a bad thing. Obviously, it is sometimes necessary to talk to women, like when you're telling them to make your dinner or give birth to your son, but the vast majority of the time there is no reason at all to talk to them. What are you going to do, listen to their opinions?

[HTannor]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Who let the unsaved trash into the Man's forum?

[JimAnderson0001]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Interesting...

I'd actually agree with you -- but more that they are weak because they've been 'whipped' before they even have a chance to grow up.

You get guys afraid to talk to girls, because of what peers may think. You get guys afraid of taking action, in case they 'might' look bad. Its kind of tying a metal chain around an elephants leg when it is a baby. By the time it becomes it becomes an adult, it doesn't know that its strong enough to break free, so doesn't even try.

- Jim

From the beginning of time, men were robust and built to LAST. Adam, the very first man, lived to the ripe old age of 930! Through the years, thanks to sin and the increased liberalism that brings, lifespans got shorter. Now it takes a miracle from God for anyone to live to even 100.
But it's not just a shorter life all this namby pambyism has wrought. Men are PHYSICALLY WEAKER, mere shadows of their former selves!

Judges 14:5-6 Then went Samson down, and his father and his mother, to Timnath, and came to the vineyards of Timnath: and, behold, a young lion roared against him.
And the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and he rent him as he would have rent a kid, and he had nothing in his hand: but he told not his father or his mother what he had done.

Yes, it's unfair to compare the strength of any man to that of Samson, especially when the Spirit of the LORD comes mightily upon him, so it wouldn't be right to expect any man to be able to rend a lion. BUT BEING ABLE TO REND A KID (baby goat) WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS ONCE CONSIDERED COMPARATIVELY EASY!
How many of today's sissified men can TEAR A GOAT APART WITH THEIR BARE HANDS?!!?
Horror at this realization has prompted my husband, Mr. Whitford, to announce his new business venture: a new BIBLICALLY CORRECT gymnasium for MEN ONLY... The Taut Christian.
Gone will be the useless free weights and treadmills that populate today's liberal atheist gyms. Instead, this facility will concentrate on building muscle through prayer and True Christian™ fellowship.

1 Timothy 4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.

After working up a good sweat from wrestling with the demons that have weakened modern gentlemen, members will then be provided with discounted bottles of Mr. Whitford's new sports drink - Alligatorwine.

1 Timothy 5:23 Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.

The Taut Christian - located at 478 Jesse Helms Boulevard - will accept early membership enrollment starting Monday, August 9th, with its Grand Opening on Wednesday, September 8th.
Free samples of Alligatorwine will be made available after church tomorrow, Sunday August 8th, and will be given out every Sunday until the gymnasium opens. After that, it will only be available at The Taut Christian until a rollout throughout select stores in the Freehold area starting February 2011. (All dates depending on if the Final Trumpet doesn't sound first.)

Disclaimer: My husband - Mr. Whitford - wants to apologize for allowing me to post in Promise Enforcers, but as you know he is always very busy and keeps his secretary, Bernard, up to his ears in work so I am here under his command.

[HTannor]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

This new program is a Godsend for the men of Freehold.

I will willingly take part in it, Alligatorwine, or Not!!

Working out daily has been part of my regimen for years, but I have been unable to develop to the level I want: Just look at my pathetic body:



Oh, sure, I can tear apart a small chicken or even the odd kitten, but I live for the idea of rending a goat

[Timofey]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

I bet I coulda lived to be 930 years old but after all the blow and the Columbian transvestite prostitutes and the herpes and the AIDS I'm lucky to still be alive right now.

I hear ya Brother Magma. The three years I spent running the 'Pharm' did help me much either. It is kinda of a blessing that the MS13 finally ran me out. Most likely saved my life which is now devoted to Jesus!

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

Never mind... better judgment kicked in

[Rick 'Magma' Bocchino]

Re: Modern men are WEAKLINGS!

I bet I coulda lived to be 930 years old but after all the blow and the Columbian transvestite prostitutes and the herpes and the AIDS I'm lucky to still be alive right now.