[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

How, exactly, do you 'true Christians', who attempt to Biblically justify physical violence against half of the human race, explain this verse?

25Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
31For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.

Ephesians 5:24-31 KJV

Unless you regularly carry out these acts of violence you are perpetrating upon your own bodies, it would seem to me that you are in a grave contradiction of Scripture.

Praise Jesus! This is precisely why we discipline our wives when they stray from their intended roles. Because we love and cherish them.

To not discipline would be hatred, as the sins of the woman compound and earn her eternal hellfire and torment.

In Jesus

[short n sweet]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

How, exactly, do you 'true Christians', who attempt to Biblically justify physical violence against half of the human race, explain this verse?

25Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
31For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.

Ephesians 5:24-31 KJV

Unless you regularly carry out these acts of violence you are perpetrating upon your own bodies, it would seem to me that you are in a grave contradiction of Scripture.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

This thread seems a little on the Illegal side, hmm?

If a person falls on ice or a banana peel, did you push them? Of course not. But if you do not have proof of what happened, you can get blamed .The secular police always believe the person with the bruises. What they fail to realize is that falsely accusing a Christian bruises us on the inside where an ice pack does not cut it. Only through Gods love, can we endure. Have some compassion young man!

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

This thread seems a little on the Illegal side, hmm?

Illegal how? If you're going to make accusations please back them up.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

This thread seems a little on the Illegal side, hmm?

What do you mean? Its just good advice.

[/sliverfish]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

This thread seems a little on the Illegal side, hmm?

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

If you honestly don't see anything wrong with these comments, I think it's you that has a problem.

Indeed they are all excellent ideas. Your women should not of course get uppity but if they listen to someone spout liberalist propaganda then they may talk back and need a little "correction" now and again....nothing wrong with that.

The problem is the wishy washy law makers have thrown out the teachings of the Good Book long ago and now listen to lesbians and such like and the think that a man hitting his wife when she talks back to him is wrong.

BTW you are in a minority here....most agree with those comments so i guess your must be wrong eh?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

If you honestly don't see anything wrong with these comments, I think it's you that has a problem.

I "honestly don't see anything wrong". Are you at all familiar with God's Word in the KJV1611?

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law."

"And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."

Ephesians 5:22-24 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord."

"For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

"Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."

Your reading comprehension as a simpleton woman is of course limited. But if you can't understand such simple instruction, perhaps you "have a problem"?

In any case, take it up with God. I have neither the time nor inclination to natter with the lesser sex about what He says.

May you find Jesus Christ and peace.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

If you honestly don't see anything wrong with these comments, I think it's you that has a problem.

All sound, great ways to avoid the slammer. I don't see any problem.

[inSincere Sucker]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

Cowardice is hardly going to benefit you. The Word is the Word. What is your problem with that?

If you honestly don't see anything wrong with these comments, I think it's you that has a problem.

Brothers in Christ,

However, missing in the legal code is the explanation that in the Christian home, the aggressor is also the instigator. We know that discipline in the Christian home is only required when the sassmouth woman instigates it.

I will share a few tips that have kept me out of jail every time my sobbing wife dialed 911:

4.) If it gets physical and she has bruises, or there is any indication of trauma, be smart and think quick before the police and EMTs get there. get my point?

5.)Place your Buck knife in her handbag and tell the cops that she pulled a knife on you first. It's your home after all...

In Christ!

Amen, Broter Porter. Godly advice.

Let me share with you a couple of tips for disciplining your wife as well.

The phone book. Who the heck uses a phone book these days you might ask. I do. You place the phone book up against her face and then punch it.

It will rattle her brain all to heck, but it won't leave any bruises.

Also, a beating with a rubber garden hose will leave deep tissue bruises that won't show up on the skin's surface.

Also, it pays to have a small razor blade handy. Whenever you've left visible traces on her body... bruises, blood, etc ...it's easy to one-up that by making a few small cuts in your scalp with a razor. These bleed profusely and trump anything she's got going on.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

OK, that's it; I'm outta here. I'm not sure if this site is for real or some sort of joke, but either way this thread is beyond the limit.

You can turn your back to us, that is fine, we are only human but do not turn your back on Jesus.
I am suprised you feel God and the Bible is a big joke, perpetuated for years by hundred's of thousands of people. Who in their right mnd would bother going to all that effort?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

OK, that's it; I'm outta here. I'm not sure if this site is for real or some sort of joke, but either way this thread is beyond the limit.

Cowardice is hardly going to benefit you. The Word is the Word. What is your problem with that?

[inSincere Sucker]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

OK, that's it; I'm outta here. I'm not sure if this site is for real or some sort of joke, but either way this thread is beyond the limit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

This is just sick, you beat your wifes and then you tip each other how to avoid jail. You are filthy, sick satanic people, who indoctrinated your women.


blahblahblah.......

Prov 20:30
The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

*blah blah blah satanic rage blah blah*

Dear Sinner,
It is obvious to me that Lucifer has possessed your body and is making you say these horrible things. It is my humble suggestion that you see yourself to an exorcist. I will be praying that you regain your mind.