[inSincere Sucker]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

Cowardice is hardly going to benefit you. The Word is the Word. What is your problem with that?

If you honestly don't see anything wrong with these comments, I think it's you that has a problem.

Brothers in Christ,

However, missing in the legal code is the explanation that in the Christian home, the aggressor is also the instigator. We know that discipline in the Christian home is only required when the sassmouth woman instigates it.

I will share a few tips that have kept me out of jail every time my sobbing wife dialed 911:

4.) If it gets physical and she has bruises, or there is any indication of trauma, be smart and think quick before the police and EMTs get there. get my point?

5.)Place your Buck knife in her handbag and tell the cops that she pulled a knife on you first. It's your home after all...

In Christ!

Amen, Broter Porter. Godly advice.

Let me share with you a couple of tips for disciplining your wife as well.

The phone book. Who the heck uses a phone book these days you might ask. I do. You place the phone book up against her face and then punch it.

It will rattle her brain all to heck, but it won't leave any bruises.

Also, a beating with a rubber garden hose will leave deep tissue bruises that won't show up on the skin's surface.

Also, it pays to have a small razor blade handy. Whenever you've left visible traces on her body... bruises, blood, etc ...it's easy to one-up that by making a few small cuts in your scalp with a razor. These bleed profusely and trump anything she's got going on.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

If you honestly don't see anything wrong with these comments, I think it's you that has a problem.

All sound, great ways to avoid the slammer. I don't see any problem.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

If you honestly don't see anything wrong with these comments, I think it's you that has a problem.

I "honestly don't see anything wrong". Are you at all familiar with God's Word in the KJV1611?

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law."

"And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."

Ephesians 5:22-24 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord."

"For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

"Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."

Your reading comprehension as a simpleton woman is of course limited. But if you can't understand such simple instruction, perhaps you "have a problem"?

In any case, take it up with God. I have neither the time nor inclination to natter with the lesser sex about what He says.

May you find Jesus Christ and peace.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

If you honestly don't see anything wrong with these comments, I think it's you that has a problem.

Indeed they are all excellent ideas. Your women should not of course get uppity but if they listen to someone spout liberalist propaganda then they may talk back and need a little "correction" now and again....nothing wrong with that.

The problem is the wishy washy law makers have thrown out the teachings of the Good Book long ago and now listen to lesbians and such like and the think that a man hitting his wife when she talks back to him is wrong.

BTW you are in a minority here....most agree with those comments so i guess your must be wrong eh?

[/sliverfish]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

This thread seems a little on the Illegal side, hmm?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

This thread seems a little on the Illegal side, hmm?

What do you mean? Its just good advice.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

This thread seems a little on the Illegal side, hmm?

Illegal how? If you're going to make accusations please back them up.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

This thread seems a little on the Illegal side, hmm?

If a person falls on ice or a banana peel, did you push them? Of course not. But if you do not have proof of what happened, you can get blamed .The secular police always believe the person with the bruises. What they fail to realize is that falsely accusing a Christian bruises us on the inside where an ice pack does not cut it. Only through Gods love, can we endure. Have some compassion young man!

[short n sweet]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

How, exactly, do you 'true Christians', who attempt to Biblically justify physical violence against half of the human race, explain this verse?

25Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
31For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.

Ephesians 5:24-31 KJV

Unless you regularly carry out these acts of violence you are perpetrating upon your own bodies, it would seem to me that you are in a grave contradiction of Scripture.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

How, exactly, do you 'true Christians', who attempt to Biblically justify physical violence against half of the human race, explain this verse?

25Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
31For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.

Ephesians 5:24-31 KJV

Unless you regularly carry out these acts of violence you are perpetrating upon your own bodies, it would seem to me that you are in a grave contradiction of Scripture.

Praise Jesus! This is precisely why we discipline our wives when they stray from their intended roles. Because we love and cherish them.

To not discipline would be hatred, as the sins of the woman compound and earn her eternal hellfire and torment.

In Jesus

[short n sweet]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

Praise Jesus! This is precisely why we discipline our wives when they stray from their intended roles. Because we love and cherish them.

To not discipline would be hatred, as the sins of the woman compound and earn her eternal hellfire and torment.

In Jesus

But you are not loving them as you love your own bodies, unless you are physically beating yourselves as well, therefore you are not doing as the scripture tells you to do.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

But you are not loving them as you love your own bodies, unless you are physically beating yourselves as well, therefore you are not doing as the scripture tells you to do.

Look, it hurts me more than it does her. I AM beating myself up emotionally when I have no choice but to remove my belt. When the simpleton sins against me or the household, it's every bit as painful to me as a heel-palm to the nose. I shed tears too.

In Christ

[James Hutchins]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

But you are not loving them as you love your own bodies, unless you are physically beating yourselves as well, therefore you are not doing as the scripture tells you to do.

If I did not love my wife, I would not be firmly yet lovingly letting her know when she made a mistake.
Do you think I should ignore my wife? You think if she is ironing, hears the phone ringing, I should let her hold the hot iron to her ear? What kind of sicko are you?

[short n sweet]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

Look, it hurts me more than it does her. I AM beating myself up emotionally when I have no choice but to remove my belt. When the simpleton sins against me or the household, it's every bit as painful to me as a heel-palm to the nose. I shed tears too.

And yet you spare yourself the physical beatings. In keeping with your, albeit flawed and depraved, logic, here's a suggestion, how about you turn the belt on yourself next time first and see if your emotional pain really does equate her physical (and emotional) trauma. Or, better yet, place the belt in her hand and have her try it out on you. I'm sure a woman is perfectly capable of figuring out which end to hit you with. It might even be a nice change from the clearly horrendous emotional turmoil you contend with daily.

While I'm at it, I would also like to point out that Jesus himself spared women from physical punishment and pain. To just point out one story among many I will quote this:

3And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,

4They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.

5Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?

6This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.

7So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

8And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.

9And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.

10When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?

11She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

John 7:53-8:11 KJV

[James Dewitt]

Re: Avoiding Jail For Domestic "Violence"

How, exactly, do you 'true Christians', who attempt to Biblically justify physical violence against half of the human race, explain this verse?

25Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
31For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.

Ephesians 5:24-31 KJV

Unless you regularly carry out these acts of violence you are perpetrating upon your own bodies, it would seem to me that you are in a grave contradiction of Scripture.

I never ever hit my ex-wife( May God take pity on her for being a Slut), I wonder if that might have been the problem. I never hit her when she came home drunk every day. I never hit her when I found naked pictures of her with other slutty females.
May be when I found her having sex with two nigras I should have punched her. I guess I will never know. I wonder if she will ever turn up?