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Brothers, a most strange thing has happened to me and I need your guidance.
Last week, a new tenant moved into the trailer park. Since I’m the manager, she had to clear it with me.
She told me she had a single-wide and would need only one lot. The trailer was of recent vintage and met our requirements, so I told her it was okay to move in.
She paid three months rental up front. Her application showed her name as one Golda Feldman. Her previous address was somewhere in New Jersey. She appeared to be of the jooish persuasion and, since New Jersey is mostly wops involved in the mafia, I wasn’t all that concerned.
After the trailer was sited I dropped by to make sure everything was okay.
While I was inspecting the premises she approached me making some offhand remark about my physique. Well, duh, I’ve been working out for quite some time and am well pleased with how I look. But I took the complement and offered to let her massage my biceps.
Well, Brothers, it seems that most of the time I was there, Golda was speaking some language I couldn’t understand.
She said, “Yer ‘shmackel’ is like a ‘schwarze’ and your ‘gloiven’ is on the slender side.”
Brothers: What the hell is a “shmakel” and do I even have a “gloiven?” And “schwarze” sounds like something bad.
She then told me at least I wasn’t a “jufe” and they way she said it I took it as a compliment.
Brothers: I have no idea what a “jufe” is, but I’m thinking it might be all right.
She asked me if I liked her “herzl” and, thinking quickly, I said yes. Since she didn’t slap me I’m thinking I guessed right.
Brothers: What the hell is a “herzl?”
She also expressed appreciation, I think, because she was smiling when she said I wasn’t an “anteater.”
Brothers: I’m of the opinion that an “anteater” is some sort of furry animal that dines on, what else –ants. In the kike world does this mean something different?
She told me that my "schmutzle" was right up there with the best.
Help me Brothers, is this some sort of a nice thing?
When I left she asked me if her “jits” met my approval. “Of course”, I said. She smiled so I’m thinking I guessed right on that one.
Brothers, you need not help me on that one. I’m pretty sure if asked again, I can cover it.
One final puzzle: She also asked me if I enjoyed the “vajewjew?" I just smiled and I think I aced that one. Whatever it is.
I will appreciate whatever wisdom you can provide.
Last week, a new tenant moved into the trailer park. Since I’m the manager, she had to clear it with me.
She told me she had a single-wide and would need only one lot. The trailer was of recent vintage and met our requirements, so I told her it was okay to move in.
She paid three months rental up front. Her application showed her name as one Golda Feldman. Her previous address was somewhere in New Jersey. She appeared to be of the jooish persuasion and, since New Jersey is mostly wops involved in the mafia, I wasn’t all that concerned.
After the trailer was sited I dropped by to make sure everything was okay.
While I was inspecting the premises she approached me making some offhand remark about my physique. Well, duh, I’ve been working out for quite some time and am well pleased with how I look. But I took the complement and offered to let her massage my biceps.
Well, Brothers, it seems that most of the time I was there, Golda was speaking some language I couldn’t understand.
She said, “Yer ‘shmackel’ is like a ‘schwarze’ and your ‘gloiven’ is on the slender side.”
Brothers: What the hell is a “shmakel” and do I even have a “gloiven?” And “schwarze” sounds like something bad.
She then told me at least I wasn’t a “jufe” and they way she said it I took it as a compliment.
Brothers: I have no idea what a “jufe” is, but I’m thinking it might be all right.
She asked me if I liked her “herzl” and, thinking quickly, I said yes. Since she didn’t slap me I’m thinking I guessed right.
Brothers: What the hell is a “herzl?”
She also expressed appreciation, I think, because she was smiling when she said I wasn’t an “anteater.”
Brothers: I’m of the opinion that an “anteater” is some sort of furry animal that dines on, what else –ants. In the kike world does this mean something different?
She told me that my "schmutzle" was right up there with the best.
Help me Brothers, is this some sort of a nice thing?
When I left she asked me if her “jits” met my approval. “Of course”, I said. She smiled so I’m thinking I guessed right on that one.
Brothers, you need not help me on that one. I’m pretty sure if asked again, I can cover it.
One final puzzle: She also asked me if I enjoyed the “vajewjew?" I just smiled and I think I aced that one. Whatever it is.
I will appreciate whatever wisdom you can provide.
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