[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

More proof that once you pack that first bowl of dope, it won't be long until you are packing mud. Or waking up in a daze with no clothes, and wondering why your sigmoid colon hurts so bad?

I would provide the link, but the repulsive degenerates get so much more graphic than even this. Not suitable for a Christian forum.

Just say no to ganja and avoid the misery of homo-rectalism. Trust me.

I'm quite a hardcore pothead but I quit at some months of high intensity studying. I feel very attracted to girls and not at all to men when sober, but when I get high I just want a big **** to suck and a man who ***** the **** out of me.

EDIT: After that happened for a few time I decided to have sex with a guy.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

i really dont think thats how it works u stupid, u all are should go outside

Ah, an educated man! You write like a Harvard graduate, but the joke is on you. We have already been outside, fool.

[h0m04u]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Brothers,

Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!

i really dont think thats how it works u stupid, u all are should go outside

[Jedediah]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I suspect the elders of the Theosophical Society were using this dangerous chemical to induce suggestible states in the youth and force us to have sex with aquatic mammals during some of the time I have lost to occult mind control technology.

Occultists frequently engage in ceremonies involving the deadly narcotic marihuana and dirty, non-procreative s*x. This puts them in contact with their master Satan, who whispers lies into their eager ears. He is the Prince of Lies.

Thanks to the imbibation of marihuana cigarettes among these willing thralls of the Prince of Lies, all manner of perversion involving marine mammals has gained a foothold in our once-Christian society! This includes Dolphin-Assisted Birth(r):

They have even gone so far as to establish a witches' coven in Hawaii, where their own material proclaims their intention to "dolphinify" God's Creation! This will no doubt involve the dark occult sacraments of marihuana, homosexurality, and pederasty. Pray for our nation in these last days!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I sometimes wonder if it was not that first joint in gradeschool which began my transformation into a drug addled, devil worshiping sex slave with multiple personality disorder. I suspect the elders of the Theosophical Society were using this dangerous chemical to induce suggestible states in the youth and force us to have sex with aquatic mammals during some of the time I have lost to occult mind control technology.

Marijuana mind control was developed by the CIA during project MKULTRA in an attempt to establish a New World Order under the monarchy of the antiChrist, Hillary Clinton. All they need now is for the federal government to stand down in the War on Drugs to guarantee her election.

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Smoking Marijuana makes one believe that islam is a race. I don't have any scientific proof to this claim, but I've encounter alot of sodomite pot smoking lowlives who defend muslim terrorists in Yahoo answer.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I know nothing about a demon called "concern".

I'm bound to whatever the hell I feel like, more like.

Hello ConcernedIndiviual.

You do not seem happy maybe you should try holding hands with Jesus when I started doing that I became a happier person even though I was in a hospital and my kids stopped talking to me they are not getting anything I am old.

Thank you.

Rusty

[ConcernedNumbskull]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Demon, you are about as wrong and hellbound as you can be.

I know nothing about a demon called "concern".

I'm bound to whatever the hell I feel like, more like.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Marijuana, while bad, doesn't make you homosexual or otherwise change your sexual orientation (it won't turn gay people straight, either).

I've seen people that smoke pot, and don't feel they changed in that aspect, but their life was going way downhill.

Also, AIDS doesn't make you gay, neither does any other STD.

Pot isn't what you want if you want to be demonic either, go do some kind of sorcery, that has a 140% chance of working according to sane Christians.

Demon, you are about as wrong and hellbound as you can be.

[GOD=life]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Childish drivel

If you are going to post "information", then back it up with (Scriptural) references.

Going "X doesn't do Y" is not a factual statement, it's nothing more than your unsubstantiated personal opinion until you can back it up.

[ConcernedNumbskull]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Marijuana, while bad, doesn't make you homosexual or otherwise change your sexual orientation (it won't turn gay people straight, either).

I've seen people that smoke pot, and don't feel they changed in that aspect, but their life was going way downhill.

Also, AIDS doesn't make you gay, neither does any other STD.

Pot isn't what you want if you want to be demonic either, go do some kind of sorcery, that has a 140% chance of working according to sane Christians.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Nothing you've said here is backed up with articles or any scientific proof...

Says the guy who doesn't use articles or scientific proof to justify anything he's said.

[mcl125]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Nothing you've said here is backed up with articles or any scientific proof

Also I'll have you know my parents smoke pot and they are still straight. This is just a blasphemous way to use god and Jesus for your dislike of weed

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Not debating but reasoning here.

It's so uncommon to have a person come and not debate, but to provide a reasonable, intellectually stimulating conversation that focuses on our favorite subject, !

What should I do about all the references to cannabis in the bible? I asked if anyone has read about the annointing oil and as called a "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". SOOOOO should I burn my ancient texts because they were printed on cannabis fiber in the 1600's or should I put them all up for sale on ebay and by ones made with tree pulp? I know some churches that have bibles containing the same fibers... Should I organize a Crusade and burn these Devil Churches to the ground? A couple I have entered were also Baptist so I am in a dilema here, someone please guide me because Jesus came to me in a day dream and said I should do it!

That's not reasoning, dear. That's being sarcastic, which is a passive-aggressive form of debate. So not only are you a liar, you have revealed yourself to be a bitter, emotionally retarded liar.

You Judge me call me "Not a True Christian" because I speak what is written while you take it out of context and say what you perceive, and accuse me of of being gay?

Don't be silly. We judge all trees according to their fruit (Matthew 7:17). We judge your claim to be a Christian against your decidedly unChristian behavior. You don't speak about what is written in the Holy Bible, but what you want to focus on. That's disingenuous at best, and your hypocrisy is glaring to everyone who doesn't suffer from your mental blind spot.

Ive never done a drug in my life, I haven't even touched a woman, I have devoted my life to GOD!

Well, it's not too late to make it count. If you truly want to devote yourself to God, you must first Know Him. Do not count on your own interpretation of the Bible, read the Words as written. Read them in context of the Big Picture. It's a beautiful love letter to humanity that reveals the fact that there is a Divine and Perfect God who created us, owns us, supervises us while we live our lives, even in our most intimate, private moments, even when we are asleep, who knows our thoughts, even those we don't know we have, who judges us not only for the thoughts we have but for the ones we fail to have, who judges our actions, as well as our failure to act according to a predetermined expectation unknown to our fallible minds, who can and does manipulate the world around us in seemingly random ways to create for us experiences of pleasure and wonder, or pain and suffering, depending on what we do or fail to do, think or fail to think, or for reasons completely unexplainable to our human minds, watching all the while as we learn to interpret these events and then respond accordingly to the supernatural form of communication superior to mere reciprocal language, making sure we appropriately and unconditionally follow certain protocol under punishment of eternal torture if we fail.

You make a Mockery of Christianity in every work you type. Everything I have read on this site is a Mockery to GOD.

I assure you, we True Christians™ take our roles and responsibilities very seriously.

Revelation 22:18 "Nothing May Be Added"
18 I testify to everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues which are written in this book; 19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his part from the tree of life and from the holy city, which are written in this book.…

Please show where any True Christian™ has quoted the Holy Bible, including words that do not exist in the King James Version. Be specific.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I haven't even touched a woman,

Gayiest things I've ever heard.

YIC