Top 10 wonderful reasons for EVE

[Seeker]

Could a mod move this to the right forum. Not sure where to post this but I thought this was the right place.

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put he garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve . .

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Top 10 wonderful reasons for EVE

Could a mod move this to the right forum. Not sure where to post this but I thought this was the right place.

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put he garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve . .

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

This is not only the wrong thread, but you are the wrong gender. This post is offensive and insulting to every Man on earth. Have you gone feminazi on us?

Warning points have been awarded.

[Seeker]

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This is not only the wrong thread, but you are the wrong gender. This post is offensive and insulting to every Man on earth. Have you gone feminazi on us?

But how many times can a women be insulted?? Just curious as George. It is true and you know it. God created you like that. That is why God saw you needed a helper. That would be us. How can you argue that?

< waiting for the 10 thousand verses that will be thrown at the godly women. Off to hide and may never come back.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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This is not only the wrong thread, but you are the wrong gender. This post is offensive and insulting to every Man on earth. Have you gone feminazi on us?

Warning points have been awarded.

This is indeed revolting and offensive, Pastor. I myself wondered for many years where women were picking up this stuff. I found out one time when I had to venture into a supermarket to pick up some groceries. Amongst the tabloids touting alien abduction in the checkout lines are numerous "women's" magazines that have these "cutesy" little articles on how to win your man and promote vain attempts raise the status of women (glorying what amounts to squaw work, if you ask me). There is no doubt that it is out and out heresy and an abomination to the Baby Jesus. Where are the Gideons when we really need them? Supermarket checkout lanes should be lined with Chick Tracts and Bibles (KJV1611). "Women's" magazines should have quotes from the Bible on their covers reminding their idle minds of their proper duties.

This is all not to mention that the Opera show needs to be banned. That vile negress has done more damage to our country than I care to discuss.

[Brother Temperance]

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Could a mod move this to the right forum. Not sure where to post this but I thought this was the right place.

I believe the right place would be "deleted posts." Although it does raise an interesting question - did Adam and Eve mate in the Garden of Eden? Since they were without sin, it seems unlikely that they'd have engaged in anything as messy and sticky as fornication, but on the other hand, what else are women good for?

This is indeed revolting and offensive, Pastor. I myself wondered for many years where women were picking up this stuff. I found out one time when I had to venture into a supermarket to pick up some groceries. Amongst the tabloids touting alien abduction in the checkout lines are numerous "women's" magazines that have these "cutesy" little articles on how to win your man and promote vain attempts raise the status of women (glorying what amounts to squaw work, if you ask me). There is no doubt that it is out and out heresy and an abomination to the Baby Jesus. Where are the Gideons when we really need them? Supermarket checkout lanes should be lined with Chick Tracts and Bibles (KJV1611). "Women's" magazines should have quotes from the Bible on their covers reminding their idle minds of their proper duties.

And blue ribbons on their corners!

[Andrew Barrick]

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How did this confused young man become a member?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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< waiting for the 10 thousand verses that will be thrown at the godly women. Off to hide and may never come back.

I wonder what you would know about being a Godly woman, especially now that you're quoting recruitment brochures from the man-hating lezbertarians, and in the men's forum yet.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

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That's pretty funny, Seeker. I'll have to tell that one at the next meeting of our local chapter of the National Organization of Men Against Sexism. BTW, I'm also involved in White Men Challenging Racism.

[Sister Noddy]

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How did this confused young man become a member?

(pssst! Andrew! I think she's a woman, says she bakes Godly pies for her hubby and takes care of the children!)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That's pretty funny, Seeker. I'll have to tell that one at the next meeting of our local chapter of the National Organization of Men Against Sexism. BTW, I'm also involved in White Men Challenging Racism.

You revolting pantywaist hippie! Stay out of this thread! This is for Men, not semi-fags.

[Seeker]

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I believe the right place would be "deleted posts." Although it does raise an interesting question - did Adam and Eve mate in the Garden of Eden? Since they were without sin, it seems unlikely that they'd have engaged in anything as messy and sticky as fornication, but on the other hand, what else are women good for?

It was not fornication, don't ya know. They had a real ceremony with a real preacher, they had to pay taxes and they had 2 witnesses, claimed self-employed for living off the land and they became one. Duh.

Just a FYI - humans don't mate. We are not animals!

[Seeker]

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How did this confused young man become a member?

How can I find a pair of those glasses? Sexy.

[lord warrior]

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1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

God had two of everything else. The women of today are only as good as they are today because God gave them a good foundation, using part of Adam, from which to build on.
Anything you make is better if you start with the best material. God tried to duplicate his first effort and failed. And the women know this. Thats why you get this rubbish from women, there all jellouse that they were not made by God to be men.

[Seeker]

Re: Top 10 wonderful reasons for EVE

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

God had two of everything else. The women of today are only as good as they are today because God gave them a good foundation, using part of Adam, from which to build on.
Anything you make is better if you start with the best material. God tried to duplicate his first effort and failed. And the women know this. Thats why you get this rubbish from women, there all jellouse that they were not made by God to be men.

Yes, you must be right. I am jealous to be cursed to be at home with the kids eatin bon bon's, watching Dr.Phil and Oprah(with a little MTV thrown in) everyday with a garage sell going on -while I have a steak on the grill and laundry done and ironed and the you're own pee wiped off the toilet seat. Daily. And you slay 40 plus hours bringing home nothin. But fatty bacon that we can fry it up in a pan and never let you forget that I am woman!

Was that not a perfume commercial?

So don't bitch when I give money to dead Dr. Atkins..

[Brother Temperance]

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Yes, you must be right. I am jealous to be cursed to be at home with the kids eatin bon bon's, watching Dr.Phil and Oprah(with a little MTV thrown in) everyday with a garage sell going on -while I have a steak on the grill and laundry done and ironed and the you're own pee wiped off the toilet seat. Daily. And you slay 40 plus hours bringing home nothin. But fatty bacon that we can fry it up in a pan and never let you forget that I am woman!

Was that not a perfume commercial?

So don't bitch when I give money to dead Dr. Atkins..

This is why women shouldn't be allowed to attempt to communicate with anyone, with the possible exception of their husbands. It's like watching an African trying to do math - just unnatural and pitiful.