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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553
    #16
    Re: Did Adam go in unto Eve in the Garden of Eden?

    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
    the talking snake never had legs like the bible says and so there is no such thing as a curse on snakes crawling on their belly. funny. heh They can make really nice pets and they don't talk back. they are just cursed with taboo. heh.

    How could Eve get such a bad wrap when there was only one guy to scr*w? (married, Adam) Why to this day does this stereotype exist?
    Genesis 3:14 shows that you are completely incorrect. God did curse snakes. The fact that you think that satan's best friend might "make a really nice pet" only reveals your perverted tendencies. Whether snakes used to have legs or not is irrelevant. He can take the legs away from any animal (or lippy harlot) that He chooses.

    3:14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
    Read Genesis chapter 3 in the whole context. Verse 14 is great. God made it sound like a snake walked and had legs before. Why else would he say... "Cursed are you above all the livestock and all the wild animals. You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life."

    That must be why reptiles love the desert.

    No harlot here, just reading the word...
    It astonishes me that you would want to attempt to defend this profanity-laced post. Don't you have floors to scrub or pies to bake?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #17
        Re: Did Adam go in unto Eve in the Garden of Eden?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Genesis 3:14 shows that you are completely incorrect. God did curse snakes. The fact that you think that satan's best friend might "make a really nice pet" only reveals your perverted tendencies. Whether snakes used to have legs or not is irrelevant. He can take the legs away from any animal (or lippy harlot) that He chooses.
        Look at grasshoppers! Despite having six limbs, they can only go on four legs. How unfortunate is that? Don't make Jesus crush you like a grasshopper, repent of your [you as in Seeker, and any unsaved trash reading this thread, not Ezekiel, obviously] uppityness today!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639
            #18
            Re: Did Adam go in unto Eve in the Garden of Eden?

            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
            They can make really nice pets and they don't talk back.
            You would do well to learn from them.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324
                #19
                Re: Did Adam go in unto Eve in the Garden of Eden?

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                I'd say yes, if they had actually existed, they would have done the deed.
                Rachael, you ignorant slut!
                Even science admits there was an Adam! Of course they get almost everything else wrong, but here is the link:
                National Geographic
                http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/0624_050624_spencerwells.html
                Explore National Geographic. A world leader in geography, cartography and exploration.


                Science has admitted to the great flood and now adam and Eve. It's just a matter of time before they admit the Bible is 100% correct!
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027
                    #20
                    Re: Did Adam go in unto Eve in the Garden of Eden?

                    In the Garden of Eden, Baby
                    You know that I love you -
                    In the Garden of Eden, Baby -
                    You know that I'll always be true!

                    DadadadadadadadadadadadaDA!

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