[Brother Temperance]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

It says in the Satanic 11 Rules of Earth that no one is to hurt a child of any race or religion. It also says in the Satanic Bible that Satanism does not provoke or encourage or even practice the art of fornicating animals, drinking blood, or hurting children. A matter of fact, the Christian Bible encourages beating women and children. So who's more pure now?

Those who follow God's will by lovingly disciplining their children and women in order to keep them on the path of righteousness and stop them being seduced by unholy Satanic sects, that's who's more pure now!

[hellion]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

Stop lying, all satanists fornicate with goats from a young age.
It's a well known fact, it's also a well known fact that you drink blood and sacrifice Christian babies.


And how would I be a sinner?
I am sinfree, God tells me so in the Bible (KJV1611), and I think I rather trust God than you.
Get this through your head you dimwit, WE ONLY DO WHAT GOD COMMANDS US TO DO.
THAT IS NOT SIN, BUT NOT DOING SO WOULD BE SIN.

Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not:
Whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1 John 3:6


And what does your statement 'I think your Bible is out of date' got to do with my intelligence? Are you retarded?
You are insulting Jesus and His holy word, and that is alot worse than insulting me.
The Bible says that you deserve death for such offences.

It says in the Satanic 11 Rules of Earth that no one is to hurt a child of any race or religion. It also says in the Satanic Bible that Satanism does not provoke or encourage or even practice the art of fornicating animals, drinking blood, or hurting children. A matter of fact, the Christian Bible encourages beating women and children. So who's more pure now?

[hellion]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

The Bible tells women not to dress as men. Can't you find a nice woolen ankle-length dress to wear?

Maybe I don't live my life by a fictional book. And I'd rather dress how I want than how a non-existant enity tells me how to.
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist" -Marilyn Manson

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

Okay, I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt. And no, I don't wear white make-up and I'm a virgin, so how can I be a slut? Also, I have never done drugs in my life, nor do I intend to. If Jesus hates sinners, then he must hate you. So if there is a hell, I'll see you there.
And fyi: I was insulting your intelligence, not your religion.

Stop lying, all satanists fornicate with goats from a young age.
It's a well known fact, it's also a well known fact that you drink blood and sacrifice Christian babies.


And how would I be a sinner?
I am sinfree, God tells me so in the Bible (KJV1611), and I think I rather trust God than you.
Get this through your head you dimwit, WE ONLY DO WHAT GOD COMMANDS US TO DO.
THAT IS NOT SIN, BUT NOT DOING SO WOULD BE SIN.

Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not:
Whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1 John 3:6


And what does your statement 'I think your Bible is out of date' got to do with my intelligence? Are you retarded?
You are insulting Jesus and His holy word, and that is alot worse than insulting me.
The Bible says that you deserve death for such offences.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

Okay, I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt. And no, I don't wear white make-up and I'm a virgin, so how can I be a slut? Also, I have never done drugs in my life, nor do I intend to. If Jesus hates sinners, then he must hate you. So if there is a hell, I'll see you there.
And fyi: I was insulting your intelligence, not your religion.

The Bible tells women not to dress as men. Can't you find a nice woolen ankle-length dress to wear?

[hellion]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

Oh great, you're a dimwitted harlot.
No wonder you can't understand the Holy Bible (KJV1611) then, it takes a Godly man to understand it..

Not some demented, crack-abusing devil worshipper turning tricks on the corner.
I bet you wear all-black, white makeup, and write poetry too. Don't you, you stupid little slut?
Disgusting.

Jesus hates sinners, get it through your head, stop being a prostitute, and accept Him as your Lord and Saviour or burn in hell forever.
It's your choice, but it's an easy one.

On one hand there is Heaven, where you will live happily forever.
On the other hand there is Hell, where you will be tortured forever.

TURN OR BURN.

Okay, I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt. And no, I don't wear white make-up and I'm a virgin, so how can I be a slut? Also, I have never done drugs in my life, nor do I intend to. If Jesus hates sinners, then he must hate you. So if there is a hell, I'll see you there.
And fyi: I was insulting your intelligence, not your religion.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

HAHA!!! Men might be book smart because they're nerdy and they study a lot. Women have more of the common sense which is a great necesity in everyday life. And I have to admit, men are slipping GREATLY in my generation. All the men in my school (and from what I hear, a lot of other schools) are idiots. Women are smarter by far now. That's why we've all been valedictorians and honor roll students. I think your Bible is out of date.

Oh great, you're a dimwitted harlot.
No wonder you can't understand the Holy Bible (KJV1611) then, it takes a Godly man to understand it..

Not some demented, crack-abusing devil worshipper turning tricks on the corner.
I bet you wear all-black, white makeup, and write poetry too. Don't you, you stupid little slut?
Disgusting.

Jesus hates sinners, get it through your head, stop being a prostitute, and accept Him as your Lord and Saviour or burn in hell forever.
It's your choice, but it's an easy one.

On one hand there is Heaven, where you will live happily forever.
On the other hand there is Hell, where you will be tortured forever.

TURN OR BURN.

[hellion]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

HAHA!!! Men might be book smart because they're nerdy and they study a lot. Women have more of the common sense which is a great necesity in everyday life. And I have to admit, men are slipping GREATLY in my generation. All the men in my school (and from what I hear, a lot of other schools) are idiots. Women are smarter by far now. That's why we've all been valedictorians and honor roll students. I think your Bible is out of date.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

OOPS! Typo, typo!!!!

Uh huh, right, it's always a typo when you do it, but not when anyone else does it. I guess it was just a clerical error when Eve bit into the fruit.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

As for the harlot VinHellsoon, I wonder why she can't restrain herslef from spewing sexual depravity in God's forum?

Heh. At least I didn't misspell the tittle of this thread.

OOPS! Typo, typo!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

Godly men like Pastor Zeke never make mistakes. The use of the word "then" was a deliberate reference to the way that inferior women are secondary to men, as in "God created Adam, then Eve."

Exactly, Brother Temperance. Praise Jesus for making us True Christian Men.

As for the harlot VinHellsoon, I wonder why she can't restrain herslef from spewing sexual depravity in God's forum?

Heh. At least I didn't misspell the tittle of this thread.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

Case closed. Now go fetch me a sandwich, heathen!

Heh. At least I didn't misspell the tittle of this thread.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

Jesus forgive me for breaking the rules and posting in Promise Enforcers, but I am so worried that Pastor Zeke and the other menfolk here may have overlooked the title of this thread "Men ARE Smarter then women". Then is a homonym* used in error, where the word than should have been used. But in keeping with good Christian values, I will refrain from correcting a man. GETTING BACK TO HER BAKING, GLYNNDIE


* A word that is pronounced like another word, but has a different meaning and is usually spelled differently.

Godly men like Pastor Zeke never make mistakes. The use of the word "then" was a deliberate reference to the way that inferior women are secondary to men, as in "God created Adam, then Eve."

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

Jesus forgive me for breaking the rules and posting in Promise Enforcers, but I am so worried that Pastor Zeke and the other menfolk here may have overlooked the title of this thread "Men ARE Smarter then women". Then is a homonym* used in error, where the word than should have been used. But in keeping with good Christian values, I will refrain from correcting a man. GETTING BACK TO HER BAKING, GLYNNDIE


* A word that is pronounced like another word, but has a different meaning and is usually spelled differently.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

Nope, it's done, I had to do it the long way though. And yes, I have an 'extreme female brain' according to the test.

Case closed. Now go fetch me a sandwich, heathen!