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  • #76
    Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

    I have the page. The interactive bit will not load even after I have downloaded flash like it asked. I did everything I'm meant to. How is it MY fault??
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    • #77
      Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      I have the page. The interactive bit will not load even after I have downloaded flash like it asked. I did everything I'm meant to. How is it MY fault??
      You can stop trying now. The test is over. You have failed the test, as all females do. Males can successfully enter the site, females cannot. What more proof of your own inferiority do you need? The Holy Bible says so, and now your secular science agrees.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #78
        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

        Nope, it's done, I had to do it the long way though. And yes, I have an 'extreme female brain' according to the test.
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        • #79
          Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Nope, it's done, I had to do it the long way though. And yes, I have an 'extreme female brain' according to the test.
          Case closed. Now go fetch me a sandwich, heathen!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #80
            Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

            Jesus forgive me for breaking the rules and posting in Promise Enforcers, but I am so worried that Pastor Zeke and the other menfolk here may have overlooked the title of this thread "Men ARE Smarter then women". Then is a homonym* used in error, where the word than should have been used. But in keeping with good Christian values, I will refrain from correcting a man. GETTING BACK TO HER BAKING, GLYNNDIE


            * A word that is pronounced like another word, but has a different meaning and is usually spelled differently.
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • #81
              Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

              Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
              Jesus forgive me for breaking the rules and posting in Promise Enforcers, but I am so worried that Pastor Zeke and the other menfolk here may have overlooked the title of this thread "Men ARE Smarter then women". Then is a homonym* used in error, where the word than should have been used. But in keeping with good Christian values, I will refrain from correcting a man. GETTING BACK TO HER BAKING, GLYNNDIE


              * A word that is pronounced like another word, but has a different meaning and is usually spelled differently.
              Godly men like Pastor Zeke never make mistakes. The use of the word "then" was a deliberate reference to the way that inferior women are secondary to men, as in "God created Adam, then Eve."
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #82
                Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Case closed. Now go fetch me a sandwich, heathen!
                Heh. At least I didn't misspell the tittle of this thread.
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                • #83
                  Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Godly men like Pastor Zeke never make mistakes. The use of the word "then" was a deliberate reference to the way that inferior women are secondary to men, as in "God created Adam, then Eve."
                  Exactly, Brother Temperance. Praise Jesus for making us True Christian Men.

                  As for the harlot VinHellsoon, I wonder why she can't restrain herslef from spewing sexual depravity in God's forum?

                  Originally posted by Rachael VanHellbound
                  Heh. At least I didn't misspell the tittle of this thread.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #84
                    Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    As for the harlot VinHellsoon, I wonder why she can't restrain herslef from spewing sexual depravity in God's forum?
                    Originally posted by Me
                    Heh. At least I didn't misspell the tittle of this thread.
                    OOPS! Typo, typo!!!!
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                    • #85
                      Re: Men ARE Smarter thAn women

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      OOPS! Typo, typo!!!!
                      Uh huh, right, it's always a typo when you do it, but not when anyone else does it. I guess it was just a clerical error when Eve bit into the fruit.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                      • #86
                        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                        HAHA!!! Men might be book smart because they're nerdy and they study a lot. Women have more of the common sense which is a great necesity in everyday life. And I have to admit, men are slipping GREATLY in my generation. All the men in my school (and from what I hear, a lot of other schools) are idiots. Women are smarter by far now. That's why we've all been valedictorians and honor roll students. I think your Bible is out of date.
                        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                        • #87
                          Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          HAHA!!! Men might be book smart because they're nerdy and they study a lot. Women have more of the common sense which is a great necesity in everyday life. And I have to admit, men are slipping GREATLY in my generation. All the men in my school (and from what I hear, a lot of other schools) are idiots. Women are smarter by far now. That's why we've all been valedictorians and honor roll students. I think your Bible is out of date.
                          Oh great, you're a dimwitted harlot.
                          No wonder you can't understand the Holy Bible (KJV1611) then, it takes a Godly man to understand it..

                          Not some demented, crack-abusing devil worshipper turning tricks on the corner.
                          I bet you wear all-black, white makeup, and write poetry too. Don't you, you stupid little slut?
                          Disgusting.

                          Jesus hates sinners, get it through your head, stop being a prostitute, and accept Him as your Lord and Saviour or burn in hell forever.
                          It's your choice, but it's an easy one.

                          On one hand there is Heaven, where you will live happily forever.
                          On the other hand there is Hell, where you will be tortured forever.

                          TURN OR BURN.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • #88
                            Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            Oh great, you're a dimwitted harlot.
                            No wonder you can't understand the Holy Bible (KJV1611) then, it takes a Godly man to understand it..

                            Not some demented, crack-abusing devil worshipper turning tricks on the corner.
                            I bet you wear all-black, white makeup, and write poetry too. Don't you, you stupid little slut?
                            Disgusting.

                            Jesus hates sinners, get it through your head, stop being a prostitute, and accept Him as your Lord and Saviour or burn in hell forever.
                            It's your choice, but it's an easy one.

                            On one hand there is Heaven, where you will live happily forever.
                            On the other hand there is Hell, where you will be tortured forever.

                            TURN OR BURN.
                            Okay, I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt. And no, I don't wear white make-up and I'm a virgin, so how can I be a slut? Also, I have never done drugs in my life, nor do I intend to. If Jesus hates sinners, then he must hate you. So if there is a hell, I'll see you there.
                            And fyi: I was insulting your intelligence, not your religion.
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                            • #89
                              Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              Okay, I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt. And no, I don't wear white make-up and I'm a virgin, so how can I be a slut? Also, I have never done drugs in my life, nor do I intend to. If Jesus hates sinners, then he must hate you. So if there is a hell, I'll see you there.
                              And fyi: I was insulting your intelligence, not your religion.
                              The Bible tells women not to dress as men. Can't you find a nice woolen ankle-length dress to wear?
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • #90
                                Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                Okay, I usually wear jeans and a t-shirt. And no, I don't wear white make-up and I'm a virgin, so how can I be a slut? Also, I have never done drugs in my life, nor do I intend to. If Jesus hates sinners, then he must hate you. So if there is a hell, I'll see you there.
                                And fyi: I was insulting your intelligence, not your religion.
                                Stop lying, all satanists fornicate with goats from a young age.
                                It's a well known fact, it's also a well known fact that you drink blood and sacrifice Christian babies.


                                And how would I be a sinner?
                                I am sinfree, God tells me so in the Bible (KJV1611), and I think I rather trust God than you.
                                Get this through your head you dimwit, WE ONLY DO WHAT GOD COMMANDS US TO DO.
                                THAT IS NOT SIN, BUT NOT DOING SO WOULD BE SIN.

                                Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not:
                                Whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                                1 John 3:6


                                And what does your statement 'I think your Bible is out of date' got to do with my intelligence? Are you retarded?
                                You are insulting Jesus and His holy word, and that is alot worse than insulting me.
                                The Bible says that you deserve death for such offences.
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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