[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pie conspiracy

That's why no True Christian eats anything from Europe, you might become gay and fall from the Lord's path into hell.

Yes that is true but how many people have been tempted by a very homerish pastry ''The Sticky Bun'' on this side of the Atlantic?

[David Micheal]

Re: Pie conspiracy

The eat something called spotted dick in England. I am sorry but I will not eat anything from that country, I bet you can catch the Gay if you do.

That's why no True Christian eats anything from Europe, you might become gay and fall from the Lord's path into hell.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Probably tastes like other English gourmet treats (cough) like Blood Pudding.

The eat something called spotted dick in England. I am sorry but I will not eat anything from that country, I bet you can catch the Gay if you do.

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Ok if you are happy to eat inferior Rhubarb so be it, just you are never going to have the BEST with that attitude.

Probably tastes like other English gourmet treats (cough) like Blood Pudding.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pie conspiracy

I am almost positive, not 100%. I did not get to taste one.
I will check with my nigra Lamar, when we have BBQ Lamar does the cooking, them nigras do know who to smoke some ribs.

Good idea. As you know, baby pig ribs look remarkably like . . . well . . . human toddler ribs!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Brother, did you make sure -- absolutely sure -- that those were baby PIG ribs?

I am almost positive, not 100%. I did not get to taste one.
I will check with my nigra Lamar, when we have BBQ Lamar does the cooking, them nigras do know who to smoke some ribs.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Fellas, this morning Phebe asked me to go to the market with her, she picked up fresh blue berries. When we got home she got out the flower and butter and made fresh pie crust. She made a wonderful blueberry pie for me, Brothers it was the best pie I have EVER eaten. She must have had a bug of some sort, her pie was heaven sent. Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs. I have to tell ya I was feared for my fingers, If she mistook one for a rib, it would not be pretty.
I am thinking that the bug she had might have been the same you all are experiencing.

Boy is Cindy Lou ever going to be glad. I've had her tied up by one thumb, with one foot on a spike, but I'm going to let her down now. This is such a relief, as there is much work that needs to be done around the house. Jimmy John (my middle child whose bloodline I enslaved for his crime of seeing me naked and drunk) can't do all the housework himself, as he is only seven years old.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs.

Brother, did you make sure -- absolutely sure -- that those were baby PIG ribs?

[David Micheal]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Fellas, this morning Phebe asked me to go to the market with her, she picked up fresh blue berries. When we got home she got out the flower and butter and made fresh pie crust. She made a wonderful blueberry pie for me, Brothers it was the best pie I have EVER eaten. She must have had a bug of some sort, her pie was heaven sent. Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs. I have to tell ya I was feared for my fingers, If she mistook one for a rib, it would not be pretty.
I am thinking that the bug she had might have been the same you all are experiencing.

What a relief! I was about to go to my wife and confront her about something that is not true. Thank JESUS that I looked at this forum before I did.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Fellas, this morning Phebe asked me to go to the market with her, she picked up fresh blue berries. When we got home she got out the flower and butter and made fresh pie crust. She made a wonderful blueberry pie for me, Brothers it was the best pie I have EVER eaten. She must have had a bug of some sort, her pie was heaven sent. Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs. I have to tell ya I was feared for my fingers, If she mistook one for a rib, it would not be pretty.
I am thinking that the bug she had might have been the same you all are experiencing.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Listen, pervert; We don't eat foreign food. It hottens up the blood.

Ok if you are happy to eat inferior Rhubarb so be it, just you are never going to have the BEST with that attitude.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Wrong
The BEST rhubarb in the world is grown in the Rhubarb Triangle in Yorkshire ENGLAND.

Listen, pervert; We don't eat foreign food. It hottens up the blood.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pie conspiracy

I get it flown in from Intercourse, Pennsylvania. They grow the best rhubarb in the world.

Wrong
The BEST rhubarb in the world is grown in the Rhubarb Triangle in Yorkshire ENGLAND.

[KSantangelo34]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Mistress Cookie, I feel so used, I found boxes of frozen phyllo dough in the freezer. What is next canned cherry pie filling from a store, canned apple filing from a store. Phebe is not herself lately, its as if she has lost her love of baking. Today I asked her to make a Carmel nut coffee cake for my breakfast in the morning. She turned a bit green and ran off to the ladies room. Do I make her sick?

Brother James, Could her sickness mean you have a Soldier for Christ on the way? That could explain the running to the restroom, I think

[David Micheal]

Re: Pie conspiracy

My ex-wife Ethel was a very naughty woman. She was always doing things like burning dinner, sassing me, and running away from home. Then one day I brought her home from a porn shoot where I caught her engaged in lesbian cunnilingus. The next morning I woke up and found her stoned to death in the yard. That's when I decided to marry Cindy Lou. She is much more... willing than Ethel ever was.

I must keep a better eye on my wife. We can't let her run around doing what ever she wants and ruining the household, and potentially other households.