[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pie conspiracy

I dont think so she is still quite trim. When my first wife( May God Take pity on her cold slut heart, where ever she is) was with child she was the size of a house.

I really don't understand how she does it, last night she ate a 2lb Porterhouse steak, baked tater, salad, and a big bowl of strawberries.
Later while viewing the 700 club, she went through a 2lb box of chocolate.
I think she is just getting lazy and wont bake pies and such. Lamar cooked dinner last night. Its kinda funny when she tires to bake anything she gets ill, shove a hunk of beef infont of her and watch out for the sparks comming off the knife and fork.

Well, that's mighty odd.

Has she tried one of Helen's meat pies? That might be ideal for her. Oh, and Helen makes wonderful muffins as well. Believe me, you haven't lived until you've chowed down on Helen's meat-filled muffins. They're so moist and delicious, with big chunks of beef deep inside!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Well, that's mighty odd.

Has she tried one of Helen's meat pies? That might be ideal for her. Oh, and Helen makes wonderful muffins as well. Believe me, you haven't lived until you've chowed down on Helen's meat-filled muffins. They're so moist and delicious, with big chunks of beef deep inside!

Rev. Its not that she cant eat, she just cant cook anymore. I did not want to ask Helen to do it, do you think she will? Its been a while I am in the mood for a different pie.
Phebe and Helen are out shopping this after noon. Phebe left a note that her shoes had shrunk and needed wider ones. Must be cheap shoes. I think I will send her into Chicago for some new ones after whe get back from Sister Charlies wedding.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Mistress Cookie, I feel so used, I found boxes of frozen phyllo dough in the freezer. What is next canned cherry pie filling from a store, canned apple filing from a store. Phebe is not herself lately, its as if she has lost her love of baking.

Well, you know how I hate to get involved in other people's business, but I would also point out that phyllo dough is of Greek origin.

I am not saying anyone would have to go to an actual foreign food store to get some, but nevertheless, it cannot be denied that that product is also used for making Baklava and other Greecian "delicacies".

Make of this what you will....as I said, I've always been averse to becoming embroiled in private matters, so I draw no conclussions, myself.

[David Micheal]

Re: Pie conspiracy

It sounds to me like your wife could be a major player in this whole lesbian blood orgy conspiracy. She could even be the kingpin.

My wife? I never would have thought. I'm going to demand a explanation I will go to extreme measures to get the information. After she admits the truth to me I will have her apologize to the family. I WILL take proper disciplinary action after wards.

I feel so used, after being such a wonderful husband to her, she dare try to pull a stunt like this behind my back.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Well, you know how I hate to get involved in other people's business, but I would also point out that phyllo dough is of Greek origin.

I am not saying anyone would have to go to an actual foreign food store to get some, but nevertheless, it cannot be denied that that product is also used for making Baklava and other Greecian "delicacies".

Make of this what you will....as I said, I've always been averse to becoming embroiled in private matters, so I draw no conclussions, myself.

Are you suggesting that the Ladies of Landover are getting involved in "Greek explorations"?!

[David Micheal]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Are you suggesting that the Ladies of Landover are getting involved in "Greek explorations"?!

This might go further and deeper than we ever would have first thought! Perhaps all of our wives are doing all kinds of things that we never noticed. Maybe they have been doing this whole thing for a long time and we just now noticed!

This madness must come to an end.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pie conspiracy

This might go further and deeper than we ever would have first thought! Perhaps all of our wives are doing all kinds of things that we never noticed. Maybe they have been doing this whole thing for a long time and we just now noticed!

This madness must come to an end.

My ex-wife Ethel was a very naughty woman. She was always doing things like burning dinner, sassing me, and running away from home. Then one day I brought her home from a porn shoot where I caught her engaged in lesbian cunnilingus. The next morning I woke up and found her stoned to death in the yard. That's when I decided to marry Cindy Lou. She is much more... willing than Ethel ever was.

[David Micheal]

Re: Pie conspiracy

My ex-wife Ethel was a very naughty woman. She was always doing things like burning dinner, sassing me, and running away from home. Then one day I brought her home from a porn shoot where I caught her engaged in lesbian cunnilingus. The next morning I woke up and found her stoned to death in the yard. That's when I decided to marry Cindy Lou. She is much more... willing than Ethel ever was.

I must keep a better eye on my wife. We can't let her run around doing what ever she wants and ruining the household, and potentially other households.

[KSantangelo34]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Mistress Cookie, I feel so used, I found boxes of frozen phyllo dough in the freezer. What is next canned cherry pie filling from a store, canned apple filing from a store. Phebe is not herself lately, its as if she has lost her love of baking. Today I asked her to make a Carmel nut coffee cake for my breakfast in the morning. She turned a bit green and ran off to the ladies room. Do I make her sick?

Brother James, Could her sickness mean you have a Soldier for Christ on the way? That could explain the running to the restroom, I think

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pie conspiracy

I get it flown in from Intercourse, Pennsylvania. They grow the best rhubarb in the world.

Wrong
The BEST rhubarb in the world is grown in the Rhubarb Triangle in Yorkshire ENGLAND.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Wrong
The BEST rhubarb in the world is grown in the Rhubarb Triangle in Yorkshire ENGLAND.

Listen, pervert; We don't eat foreign food. It hottens up the blood.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Listen, pervert; We don't eat foreign food. It hottens up the blood.

Ok if you are happy to eat inferior Rhubarb so be it, just you are never going to have the BEST with that attitude.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Fellas, this morning Phebe asked me to go to the market with her, she picked up fresh blue berries. When we got home she got out the flower and butter and made fresh pie crust. She made a wonderful blueberry pie for me, Brothers it was the best pie I have EVER eaten. She must have had a bug of some sort, her pie was heaven sent. Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs. I have to tell ya I was feared for my fingers, If she mistook one for a rib, it would not be pretty.
I am thinking that the bug she had might have been the same you all are experiencing.

[David Micheal]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Fellas, this morning Phebe asked me to go to the market with her, she picked up fresh blue berries. When we got home she got out the flower and butter and made fresh pie crust. She made a wonderful blueberry pie for me, Brothers it was the best pie I have EVER eaten. She must have had a bug of some sort, her pie was heaven sent. Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs. I have to tell ya I was feared for my fingers, If she mistook one for a rib, it would not be pretty.
I am thinking that the bug she had might have been the same you all are experiencing.

What a relief! I was about to go to my wife and confront her about something that is not true. Thank JESUS that I looked at this forum before I did.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Phebe is back to normal, except for her appetite, two racks of baby back ribs.

Brother, did you make sure -- absolutely sure -- that those were baby PIG ribs?