Electric dog collars, not a bad idea!

[eliot mayfield]

The top police dog-handling academy in Germany was mired in scandal yesterday after claims that female cadets had been forced to wear electric collars, crawl on all fours and bark on command.
The dog-handling academy, based at Herzogau in Bavaria, trains teams to sniff out drugs, explosives and corpses. It has an international reputation for excellence.
Some cadets were forced to drink beer mugs full of steaming urine. “Trainees also had to drink a cocktail made up of rubbish fished out of bins and rotting food,” said the anonymous eight-page letter sent to the Nürnberger Nachrichten newspaper.
“First indications are that these allegations do come from a member of the police,” said Günther Ruckdäschel, of the Regensburg prosecutor’s office, which is investigating the academy. The point of the bullying seems to have been to reduce cadets, and in particular the young women, to the level of the dogs that they were training.
Collars used in dog training, intended to give short sharp electric shocks in case of bad behaviour, were strapped to the necks of the women. Throughout this humiliation, the women cadets were shouted at and insulted.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article2781293.ece

[lord warrior]

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Leave it to the Germans to get something right. Using a electric dog collar to teach a women her rightful place is a wonderful idea. And if a few lashes and crawling around on her all fours will reinforce the matter, then all the better. While the Nazi's were not all bad, they did come up with some good ideas.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Personally I'm not big on gadgets like this. But I have to admit I can see this kind of thing coming in handy. I mean let's be honest guys; sometims we just don't want to get up out of our Lazyboy Recliner© and expend the energy on giving our women a beating because she mouthed off or used French's mustard on our turkey sandwich instead of the Dijon.

If a collar like that comes with a remote, and it packed enough volts to do the job, I'd probably use it.

[Larry Lee]

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If a collar like that comes with a remote, and it packed enough volts to do the job, I'd probably use it.

An excellent point, Brother. But you don't need me to remind you that shocking the wife with 2,000 volts of crippling electricity is only effective when administered with all of the love and tenderness that one especially reserves for a troublesome spouse.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Forgive me Jesus for posting on the Men's Forum, but as a Christian homemaker I feel obligated to admit that we women are certifiably insane for about a week or so each month. And I do feel a little shock might help to equalize the chemicals that flood our brains and make us so irrational. But for those fortunate couples who do have a menstrual shed, I wouldn't go turning it into a servant's hut just yet.

[eliot mayfield]

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http://petsafe-warehouse.com/dogtrai...ng_collars.htm

This page is a must!
I have bookmarked. The care and warmth they use in training:

A well-behaved dog will make you proud.

When you see a well-behaved dog, do you turn green with envy? Or wonder why your dog never behaves like that? The fact is, with the right tools, it's never too late to train your dog to obey your commands or stop an unwanted behavior. A trained dog is a happier, safer and more enjoyable companion - with a proud (and grateful) owner.

This is the one I'd advise to use gentlemen:
http://petsafe-warehouse.com/dogtrai...ningcollar.htm

[BatsRule]

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Fuck you!!!!TO ALL THE WOMEN: TWO WORDS: RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!

(Why yes, this is an event in which I must use caps)

[Nobar King]

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If a collar like that comes with a remote, and it packed enough volts to do the job, I'd probably use it.

I don't think it needs a remote, pastor. They work on audible sounds, like the clapper.

[Hitoshi]

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why electric dog collar is only for woman? okay I think this be fun for wear in bedroom guys! I am already have ladies spank me with roll up newspaper (sometime so hard you are able read Ziggy cartoon from welt on my buttock).

if I am real dog I would never stop lick myself. my owner need make me wear cone for stop lick of genital.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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why electric dog collar is only for woman? okay I think this be fun for wear in bedroom guys! I am already have ladies spank me with roll up newspaper (sometime so hard you are able read Ziggy cartoon from welt on my buttock).

if I am real dog I would never stop lick myself. my owner need make me wear cone for stop lick of genital.

Your post makes me sick to my stomach and has earned you a heaping spoonful of infraction points. Keep this sort of filth where it belongs--at Van Helsing's house.

[hockeyfan87]

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okay, so you are suggesting that you treat women as animals? and that we should sleep in dog houses for a week? It's called an overnight, it's a pad that is longer so that you don't bleed on the sheets, i would suggest that all women invest in one. You guys are one crazy bunch of red necks

[Eugene Hackwith]

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okay, so you are suggesting that you treat women as animals? and that we should sleep in dog houses for a week? It's called an overnight, it's a pad that is longer so that you don't bleed on the sheets, i would suggest that all women invest in one. You guys are one crazy bunch of red necks

And yet you stated in your introduction thread that you're just here to 'watch' and that you support gay marriage and abortion. So who's the crazy person here, hmmm?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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An excellent point, Brother. But you don't need me to remind you that shocking the wife with 2,000 volts of crippling electricity is only effective when administered with all of the love and tenderness that one especially reserves for a troublesome spouse.

Don't be surprised if after purchasing and using one on your wife, you wake to find it encircling your genitalia and wired to a car battery.

[hockeyfan87]

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And yet you stated in your introduction thread that you're just here to 'watch' and that you support gay marriage and abortion. So who's the crazy person here, hmmm?

you guys
Women shouldn't be forced to live by your lifestyle, it's their choice not yours. Gay marriage, move on up to the 21st century people, we have science now. Religion has been and always will be created to 'explain' what could not be explained, now that we have theories to suggest otherwise some choose to follow them instead of a 'supreme being'. Times are changing and people are reliazing that they don't have to believe in God and that the way that they live their life is their buisness and not yours. This qoute explains my feelings "if you are against gay marriage and abortion, then don't get one" I respect your feelings but you don't need to shove them down my throat.

[Roberta]

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I respect your feelings but you don't need to shove them down my throat.

Hockeyman needs to keep his throat wide open so that other things can be shoved down it. Is he from Kanada?