Need a little help

[James Dewitt]

As you guys know a couple of weeks ago Phebe was smuggling in store bought pies. Well she has stopped that. For a few days she made pies but now not so much. I do not understand what the heck is going on, one minute she is her normal loving self, the next thing I know her head spins around two times(NOT really) and she is gone off the deep end. Man has she got some mood swings. This morning I got up from bed, put on my slippers and went into the kitchen for a cup of coffee. There was none made. Phebe was sitting at the table staring out the window and crying. I made the mistake of asking her where was the coffee, she jumped up from the table and told me to make it myself, she then turned a bit red then a off shade of green and barfed on the floor. She ran off to the powder room and slammed the door. The entire time she was in the powder room she kept hollering look what you made me do. What the heck all I did was ask for a stinking cup of coffee.
Tonight when I returned from playing golf, I found a bucket of chicken on the counter top, with a note enjoy your dinner. I would like a Pastor to come over and talk to her or one of the Sisters, she is just not herself. Maybe its a flu bug or maybe she is possessed by a demon? Are any of you guys experiencing anything like this?

[DamianC]

Re: Need a little help

Hello James,

I haven't had the pleasure to meet you yet, so I speak without any previous knowledge to the situation... but... Do you believe she might be gestating your heir?

Women do barf around and turn extremely selfish when they are enceinte!

Kind regards,

[James Dewitt]

Re: Need a little help

Hello James,

I haven't had the pleasure to meet you yet, so I speak without any previous knowledge to the situation... but... Do you believe she might be gestating your heir?

Women do barf around and turn extremely selfish when they are enceinte!

Kind regards,

Nah, Phebe pregnant? She hasnt said anything, I think maybe she does not care for me anymore, or a demon.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Need a little help

Nah, Phebe pregnant? She hasnt said anything, I think maybe she does not care for me anymore, or a demon.

Are you sure there is NO WAY she could be pregnant?

Or maybe you just haven't been giving her the rod as you should. A little discipline goes a long way, Brother.

[James Dewitt]

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=Rev. M. Rodimer;616840]

Are you sure there is NO WAY she could be pregnant?

It is a possibility, but she does not have a pregnant belly, and her butt is not big. My first wife was as big as a house and her butt was three axe handles wide. She did not have mood swings, she was always a crabby person.
Phebe is laying down taking a nap. I think I will give her a hug when she gets up, maybe that will make her feel better.

Or maybe you just haven't been giving her the rod as you should. A little discipline goes a long way, Brother.

I only discipline Phebe when its called for. I can not spank her for being sick. When I am ill there are a few things that I don't like to do.

[DamianC]

Re: Need a little help

Hello brother,

I wonder if Phebe is feeling better.

I truly hope so!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Need a little help

Nah, Phebe pregnant? She hasnt said anything, I think maybe she does not care for me anymore, or a demon.

Praise Jesus Brother!

I understand the nervousness of being a father yet again. But all signs point to Mrs. Dewitt being with child.

Please pick up a test kit from the local drugstore?



If positive (which I anticipate), rest assured that you have our support for James Dewitt XV. I hope I am up to date on the offspring of your loins?

May God bless you both as you bring forth another to serve Jesus Christ!

[James Dewitt]

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Praise Jesus Brother!

I understand the nervousness of being a father yet again. But all signs point to Mrs. Dewitt being with child.

Please pick up a test kit from the local drugstore?

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If positive (which I anticipate), rest assured that you have our support for James Dewitt XV. I hope I am up to date on the offspring of your loins?

May God bless you both as you bring forth another to serve Jesus Christ!

Thanks for your concern Brother Porter.
It indeed has been a long time since my last son was born. I was not around much during that time. I might make it home 2 or 3 days a month. I was a young man starting out in business and I traveled a lot. To be honest with you I don't remember much at all, with the exception of how big my ex wifes butt was.
Phebe has never had a child so its all a bit new to us, we are not even sure if she is with child. She seems to think not. I am a bit worried to say the least. I have made an appointment at a clinic in Rochester MINN, called the Mayo clinic on Sat. Phebe and I are flying up there in the morning on Saturday. From what I hear its the best in the Midwest. Brother could you say a prayer for my lady, she the best thing that has ever happened to me, next to Jesus. Even though she called me a few names today, I love the lady deeply. YIC James

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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If it's not pregnancy, Brother, what else could it be?

Cancer?

Demon possession?

Jungle fever?

Surely you don't suspect any of these horrible illnesses.

[David Micheal]

Re: Need a little help

As you guys know a couple of weeks ago Phebe was smuggling in store bought pies. Well she has stopped that. For a few days she made pies but now not so much. I do not understand what the heck is going on, one minute she is her normal loving self, the next thing I know her head spins around two times(NOT really) and she is gone off the deep end. Man has she got some mood swings. This morning I got up from bed, put on my slippers and went into the kitchen for a cup of coffee. There was none made. Phebe was sitting at the table staring out the window and crying. I made the mistake of asking her where was the coffee, she jumped up from the table and told me to make it myself, she then turned a bit red then a off shade of green and barfed on the floor. She ran off to the powder room and slammed the door. The entire time she was in the powder room she kept hollering look what you made me do. What the heck all I did was ask for a stinking cup of coffee.
Tonight when I returned from playing golf, I found a bucket of chicken on the counter top, with a note enjoy your dinner. I would like a Pastor to come over and talk to her or one of the Sisters, she is just not herself. Maybe its a flu bug or maybe she is possessed by a demon? Are any of you guys experiencing anything like this?

Yes, my wife is acting strange as well, I ask her for some dinner and she yells at me and starts acting insanely. She yelled at me to do it myself and stormed off for a few steps and started to vomit. She ran into the bathroom yelled from there saying I was doing something wrong.

The weird thing is she gave birth in early September, to my son James Micheal not too long ago.