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  • #1

    you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banned

    and Yes, that does mean you!


    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22841184-1702,00.html



    BRITISH man accused of being a serial flasher has told a court his genitals were very small and he would be too embarrassed to expose them.
    Michael Carney, 41, also showed the jury in Teeside Crown Court photographs as proof, the BBC reported.
    "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that," Carney told the court.

    "My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."


    ROTFLWJ!!!!!!!
    Perverts must be really stupid. Is this guy so stupid that even Satan won't let him in Hell? He is surely damned, but is there a special stupid section in Hell where the retards make fun of people like this?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • #2
    Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    and Yes, that does mean you!


    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22841184-1702,00.html







    ROTFLWJ!!!!!!!
    Perverts must be really stupid. Is this guy so stupid that even Satan won't let him in Hell? He is surely damned, but is there a special stupid section in Hell where the retards make fun of people like this?
    Well, you know what they say about British men....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

      I thank God everday that he made me a real man, an American!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        I thank God everday that he made me a real man, an American!
        I honestly don't understand what is so great about being American. I think its an embarrassment to be honest.
        -Mr. Hip Hop

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        • #5
          Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

          Originally posted by Mr.Hip Hop! View Post
          I honestly don't understand what is so great about being American. I think its an embarrassment to be honest.
          -Mr. Hip Hop
          You are an embarrassment to Jesus and your retarded parents boy. A 14 year old queer white boy pretending to be a cracked-up nigra is about as pathetic as you can get.

          I'll be praying for you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

            Originally posted by Mr.Hip Hop! View Post
            I honestly don't understand what is so great about being American. I think its an embarrassment to be honest.
            -Mr. Hip Hop
            No, I'm an American and proud to be honest. I think liars are scum. that's why God sends them to Hell, as you'll find out. The sooner the better!
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #7
              Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

              bet 5 you wouldnt say that out loud in other countries. along with the rest yalls insanely weird sense of humor.


              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              I thank God everday that he made me a real man, an American!

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              • #8
                Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

                Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
                bet 5 you wouldnt say that out loud in other countries.
                Why would he go to another country in the first place?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #9
                  Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

                  how can you know a woman is seeing this? haha, she always has a choice not to post.

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                  • #10
                    Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

                    Originally posted by Viking View Post
                    how can you know a woman is seeing this? haha, she always has a choice not to post.
                    You'd be surprised what we know, felipe.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

                      bumb for lulz
                      "Excuse me...Believing in white superiority is racist. You can babble all you want about how it isn't, but IT IS."
                      -Father Thomas Martin: Rascist Old Guy.

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                      • #12
                        Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

                        My messiskin maid, Burita Conasuala was cleaning my monitor when she opened this page by mistake.

                        Needless to say I had to eat ban her.

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                        • #13
                          Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          You'd be surprised what we know, felipe.
                          Now that is some creepy 1984 stuff right there.

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                          • #14
                            Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                            I thank God everday that he made me a real man, an American!
                            I hope you realise that a few hundred years ago, your ancestors lived in Europe, right? Unless you are Native American that is, in which case, your 'real men' were slaughtered by Europeans and don't believe in Jesus.
                            I hope you're proud.

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                            • #15
                              Re: you women stay out of this. Any woman reading this gets banne

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              You'd be surprised what we know, felipe.
                              Oh, snap!

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