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  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #136
    Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

    Originally posted by Copenhagen Ultra View Post
    Why? Why are they not allowed to live the life they want to? Dont tell me all you wanna do is bake pies and raise children and when youre husband gets home he beats you, because its a blueberry pie and not a strawberry pie.
    Perhaps if you picked up a KJV1611 Bible and read it rather than posting retarded questions you would understand the role of the lesser sex.

    I Corinthians 14:34 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law."

    35 "And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."

    Ephesians 5:22 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord."

    23 "For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

    24 "Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."


    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • wordofGod
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 20

      #137
      Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

      Originally posted by The Damned and happy View Post
      Excuse me! I think I speak for most women when I say that we are very well capable of doing work outside our own houses! Women aren't dependable on men any more. I myself plan to become a forensic when I'm done studying, for example! I think, no, I know that I have the capabilities to do something with my life instead of sitting around at home, readying the steak and just waiting for my husband to come home so he can tell me what to do next! I'm perfectly capable of handling my own life and my own choices.
      Well you have just proven why women should not be allowed to work putside the marital home! Theres no such thing as a "forensic", forensic scientist perhaps (if you want to be sent straight to hell, for witchery)

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      • wordofGod
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 20

        #138
        Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

        Originally posted by wordofGod View Post
        Well you have just proven why women should not be allowed to work putside the marital home! Theres no such thing as a "forensic", forensic scientist perhaps (if you want to be sent straight to hell, for witchery)
        Nahum 3:4 - "All because of the wanton lust of a prostitute, alluring, the mistress of sorceries, who enslaved nations by her prostitution and peoples by her witchcraft."

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        • Zen Spyder
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Dec 2010
          • 77

          #139
          Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

          Originally posted by wordofGod View Post
          Well you have just proven why women should not be allowed to work putside the marital home! Theres no such thing as a "forensic", forensic scientist perhaps (if you want to be sent straight to hell, for witchery)
          Yea, because men never make typos.
          (How is forensic science "witchery"?)

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          • wordofGod
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 20

            #140
            Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

            Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
            (How is forensic science "witchery"?)
            Forensics includes wild, imaginary little twists called "DNA" which do not exist!
            Genesis 2:22 Then the LORD God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.
            Therefore your "theories" in forensic science are blasphemous, there is no need for your "forensics" on Gods great earth! If somebody dies, then it is the will of God, and that will should not be questioned

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #141
              Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

              Originally posted by Copenhagen Ultra View Post
              Why? Why are they not allowed to live the life they want to? Dont tell me all you wanna do is bake pies and raise children and when youre husband gets home he beats you, because its a blueberry pie and not a strawberry pie.
              Because God commands women to obey their husbands as if they were Jesus Christ Himself. That should be good enough for anyone.

              Ephesians 5:22-24
              Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


              1 Peter 3:1
              Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • roman_catholic
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2010
                • 5

                #142
                Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

                you got it men are sexist pigs thats why i never want to get married and there is nothing in the bible against that

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #143
                  Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

                  Originally posted by roman_catholic View Post
                  you got it men are sexist pigs thats why i never want to get married and there is nothing in the bible against that
                  Yes there is.

                  1 Corinthians 7:2 (King James Version)

                  2Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

                  You need to study the Bible more carefully, unless of course getting sodomized by Satan's sizzling six hundred degree serrated semen syringe is your thing.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Imam Rashik
                    Unsaved trash, Islamofascist demon
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 265

                    #144
                    Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

                    It takes to long to get your wives ready for the drive to work.

                    SURA 1
                    2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
                    3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

                    pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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                    • Hubert Hope
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      Perverted Gay Porn Poster
                      Degenerate pervert who tried to kiss our butts to become a TC and failed miserably.
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 172

                      #145
                      Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

                      Originally posted by Imam Rashik View Post
                      It takes to long to get your wives ready for the drive to work.


                      Those wives of yours sure looks awfully small, & it's kinda peculiar for the 3 of them to be able to fit in the trunks of your feces box of a vehicle. Are they underage by the way?

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                      • Foxxy11
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 4

                        #146
                        Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

                        oh the fucktardedness. God loves all he created equally.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #147
                          Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

                          Originally posted by Foxxy11 View Post
                          God loves all he created equally.
                          You're referring only to True Christians. Everyone else isn't equal.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • ouththecloset
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 18

                            #148
                            Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Then why do you fund this?
                            RAmen brother Freddie, always nice to meet another FSM Believer =D. As for you sexist pigs, I am a WHITE MALE, and have done my share of stupid things in the past -.-, alot of those mistakes I would have probably messed up even worse. Does that make me a moron? Maybe, maybe not, but their will always be some stupid females AND males, and some smart ones too. Just cause your a woman doesn't make you stupid or unable to be a good worker, and I'm betting at least 1 of those pictures are from a male screw up -.-. Have a pleasant day =D In the Flying Spaghetti Monsters name RAmen.

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                            • ouththecloset
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 18

                              #149
                              Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

                              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                              I can use my computer perfectly well without speaking in 1's and 0's, thank you very much.
                              He's stating that without binary code, computers wouldn't work, regardless of your knowledge on them currently.

                              Why would I possibly want to do that? My sole purpose in life is to find a good True Christian™ man, get married and have children who will be little soldiers for Christ. I don't want to be president or own a business.



                              Sorry Brother James. I promise it won't happen again.
                              What the hell is wrong with you all? Lycia you are a beautiful, intelligent woman, that deserves better than these sexist looneys, why do you willingly submit? You honestly deserve better, along with all other woman, you may not want those specific jobs, but you still don't deserve to be putdown like this. You deserve to be free, to believe in what you wish to believe, to do what you want to do, not to have to listen to an abusive "christian" husband, or are you past all saving? Are you to brainwashed by these freaks to understand what I am saying? Well I hope one day you realize what you have been degraded to, and rise anew as a free, independent woman. Have a pleasant day =D And may the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch your soul with his noodly appendage. =D

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                              • Felicity
                                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 4834

                                #150
                                Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w

                                @ouththecloset Do you love Jesus?
                                I Jesus!

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