[Pastor Ezekiel]

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you are hundred percent correct

Are you actually sodomizing that dirty towelhead in the photo? Have you no shame, you vile heathen chink?

[Hitoshi]

Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

Are you actually sodomizing that dirty towelhead in the photo? Have you no shame, you vile heathen chink?

relax and join party okay

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

relax and join party okay

Ok, THAT crosses the line, rice boy! I should ban you right now, but a couple of our True Christian™ ladies have taken an interest in you. As a charity case, I suppose....

Anyway, stop trying to imply that I have ever engaged in wanton mass orgies at which various acts of sodomy and fornication took place involving certain vegetables and mint jelly. Because those rumors are all filthy lies! And I have the lawyers to back that up!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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relax and join party okay

Ooooh, Zeke, I didn't think you had it in you!

Anyway, stop trying to imply that I have ever engaged in wanton mass orgies at which various acts of sodomy and fornication took place involving certain vegetables and mint jelly. Because those rumors are all filthy lies! And I have the lawyers to back that up!

I never realized you had such a liking for turnips, Pastor!

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

I have taken the offending image and draped it appropriately. This should not be allowed.



If I had moderating skills I would replace the foul image of sodomising chinks and pastors and sikhs and replaced it with a nice wholesome picture of puppies.

[JennyD]

Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

That'd just make the slant hungry.

[SadSightSeer]

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JennyD I admire your courage of venturing into this section of the forums. But you have to admit you need to be disciplined heavily for this and that you weren't been taught the CHRISTIAN WAY where you are allowed to go and where you are not supposed to, in a long time.

Hope you will straighten yourself soon!

GLORY TO JESUS!!

[Miss Maisie]

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My apologies to the menfolk for wandering in here, I am keeping my eyes only on the reply box, but I done noticed this new person telling off a True Christian lady. Young man (or woman) that ain't your place to do. That's the place of her father, husband, or a pastor of this church. As y'all aren't a saved member of this church, you're below her in the eyes of God.

Ok, I'll leave this section now. Praise Jesus, I haven't seen none of the images in here!

[Hitoshi]

Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

I haven't seen none of the images in here!

this is double negative which mean you HAVE seen images in thread. You are not want lie about have seen images so you are use double negative so are tell truth but it still make seem like you not see images. is elementary okay.

Anyone who is want hire me for private investigation just need send me pm. I am have reasonable rate and am always sniff out clues (sometime this take me into girl underwear drawer but is total legitimate okay).

[SadSightSeer]

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My apologies to the menfolk for wandering in here, I am keeping my eyes only on the reply box, but I done noticed this new person telling off a True Christian lady. Young man (or woman) that ain't your place to do. That's the place of her father, husband, or a pastor of this church. As y'all aren't a saved member of this church, you're below her in the eyes of God.

Ok, I'll leave this section now. Praise Jesus, I haven't seen none of the images in here!

I am aware of the fact that I am below your holy personas in the eyes of the Almighty but I pray that you at least have the immesurable mercy to throw a condescent eye upon my humble words and maybe than you might add a thought to my struggling soul on the edge of Gehenna. If you decide to do otherwise, at least I will be happy that you considered my words worthy of exhausting on an answer and I'll thank you anyway.

Actually my Salvation and the Salvation of the folk around me is why I decided to subscribe to this most holy place on the internet after a long road of searching for the true word of God in vain!

Thank you again and pray forgive me if my transgression brought you to this forbidden place to women.

GLORY TO JESUS!

[JennyD]

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Pastors -

I do apologize for posting in the men-only section of the forum.

Under normal circumstances, and were he Saved, SadSightSeer would of course be correct. However, there are extenuating circumstances.

While in prayer yesterday, the words "Karma Supra" and "cookbook" and "puppy danger" and "evil yellow monkey" kept coming up in my mind. These were followed by "men only".

I was convinced that God was telling me I should see something in the men-only section of this Forum, and that puppies were in danger from an evil yellow monkey. How right I was! Happily, I was able to deliver the warning in time to spare those adorable puppies from becoming Labrador Foo Yung.

I spared my innocent eyes from viewing the perverse images (or so I assume, from the text) posted in this thread by using a magnifying glass backward, blurring the images. So, the only one I saw clearly was that of the innocent puppies, over which the evil yellow monkey was drooling.

So again, Pastors, I apologize for posting where females like myself should not; however, should God guide me here again, I will once again have no choice but to do His will.

[Mr. Jingles]

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What really bothers me about these pictures is that they give people the impression that it's o.k. to have non-procreational sex, and to enjoy it as well. Why would anybody want to have sex for fun; Kama Sutra? Kama Satan is more like it.

[Sacha-DG]

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What really bothers me about these pictures is that they give people the impression that it's o.k. to have non-procreational sex, and to enjoy it as well. Why would anybody want to have sex for fun; Kama Sutra? Kama Satan is more like it.

People have sex for fun because it feels good and they like it. Also it releases endorphins in the brain, helping us to relax. If it didn't feel good, we wouldn't bother doing it, and if we didn't do it, humans would be extinct.

[narrowpathy]

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Yesterday I was compelled to rifle through my daughter's dresser drawers--I was surely filled with the Holy Spirit--when I made a revolting discovery. She was in possession of a book entitled The Complete Kama Sutra. I presumed it to be an Indian recipe book. Upon thumbing through its pages, I was assaulted by something even more sickening than Indian cuisine--Indian coitus.

Apparently, those dark-skinned, foul-smelling heathens have invented a multitude of ways to copulate. Observe the following picture:



I have stretched my imagination to the limit, and I still cannot comprehend how these two can be engaging in intercourse. Shockingly, this picture was among the most reasonable in the book. The Indians are a vile--albeit limber--race. They are obviously in cahoots with Satan to be capable of such contortion.

Naturally I beat my daughter for being in possession of a book that is more than likely the brainchild of Satan himself.

"What I do in my bedroom is my business, " she screamed. "I'm a married lady."

"No. You're a married trollop," I retorted. "A married lady lies on her back, with her legs spread at no more than a seventy degree angle, to receive her good husband's member for the purpose of creating more Christians."

Gentlemen, don't allow your wives to persuade you to "spice things up between the sheets." Here is a list of acceptable positions:

1. Missionary

Praise Jesus.

1. I don't know if these Indians are foul-smelling, but they are light-skinned.
2. What a woman does in her bedroom, should be her husband's business. Didn't your son-in-law pay you enough for his wife?
Besides, Laban didn't beat his daughters Leah and Rachel, after he gave them to Jacob. If he did, then the Bible would have mentioned it.
3. If your son-in-law doesn't beat his wife, when he should, then you must've had given your daughter to some hell-bound a-theist or pagan.
Were no True Christian men available or were you overcome by greed?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

People have sex for fun because it feels good and they like it. Also it releases endorphins in the brain, helping us to relax. If it didn't feel good, we wouldn't bother doing it, and if we didn't do it, humans would be extinct.

Oh, right, and I suppose you want us to believe that the queer practice of ramming your tallywacker up another man's exit ramp is pleasurable?

Don't you know that sex is for fags?