[Bible Student]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Be careful though, Asian girls are ninjas and might pull a quick one on you in the middle of the night. They also have sideways cooters, so procreation may be a little tricky. Maybe if you bind their feet so they can't walk quickly...

This is a family forum. You should not be mentioning cooters. I find mention of cooters very offensive when Unsaved Trash do it.

[Temori]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Be careful though, Asian girls are ninjas and might pull a quick one on you in the middle of the night. They also have sideways vaginas, so procreation may be a little tricky. Maybe if you bind their feet so they can't walk quickly...

[S_Sylver]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Well now miss, that was one wonderful reply right there. Way to smack her back in place. I like that in a woman

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Im hoping to save my girlfriend so I can marry her and she will be properly obedient but if she refuses Ill have to dump her. If this happens would it be ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese girl. Asian girls are always meek and obedient and would make good wives and if their not Christians are probably obedient enough that they would convert if I told them to. So is it ok if I marry one if she converts if I tell her.

And by the way, don't marry an injun either. Oh, I know that popular songs would tell you otherwise, but I'm here to say that God hates a race traitor. Music like this will drag you down to hell, son.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

I'm not supposed to post here!!!

She is very pretty, but a little old for our Pastor. And I'd like to fix her hair because I am a cosmetology student.

I hope you aren't talking about me dear. That isn't very Christian like.

You know, JESUS doesn't like little girls who act like whores by throwing themselves at Pastors who are old enough to be your Daddy.

How about you go back to cosmetology school and learn some manners. The "I'm a whore" look is very unbecoming. Oh, yeah, if you'd have opened your Bible you'd know that.



Oh, and one more thing. They don't call me "Thumper" for nothing.

[Kayla For Christ]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Kind of old?????? Kayla, I would have a computer technician look at your monitor. I think it is broken or distorting images.

I'm not supposed to post here!!!

She is very pretty, but a little old for our Pastor. And I'd like to fix her hair because I am a cosmetology student.

[Bible Student]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Originally Posted by AngelClark

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ
Thank you Pastor. You are still single?



Can we date? I love Jesus!
Well...uh, you see....um... __________________


Kayla, Sorry he's already engaged to Daisy Mae aka BibleThumpingBlonde. You are a day late and a dollar short.
Pastor, When are going to hear wedding bells?
Forgive me for posting in a men's only section, I will see myself out.

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

Kind of old?????? Kayla, I would have a computer technician look at your monitor. I think it is broken or distorting images.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Everything I do is always a mess or a mistake. Now I have a red mark.

I do have my Bible and will read tonight. I'm sorry.

There there now Miss Kayla. Let Pastor Zeke make it alright....

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

LOL, welcome to my world.

Young man, this is not your world in any sense of the word. Firstly, this is our forum. We own it, paying for it with our hard earned Christian money. Therefore, we expect our guests to behave in a Christian way.

You have done nothing but complain since your registered. You mock our beliefs, you insult our church members, and generally behave like a spoiled ten year old little girl. I am also detecting rather obvious latent homosexual tendencies in you. As an Ex-Gay© myself, I can usually diagnose sodomania even in those that are in the very early stages of their disease.

In short, if you have not already begun receiving the erections of other men into your body, it is only a matter of time before you do. And trust me when I tell you that having your anus pounded by queer after anonymous queer is no way to honor our Lord. Son, turn away from this disgusting mental disease before it is too late!

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

[John_Alvin]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Everything I do is always a mess or a mistake. Now I have a red mark.

I do have my Bible and will read tonight. I'm sorry.

LOL, welcome to my world.

[Kayla For Christ]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

I'd sooner kick a grizzly cub in the teeth in front of it's mother than get between Sister Thumper and Pastor Zeke. Kayla, I'd watch my under-age behind if I were you!

Everything I do is always a mess or a mistake. Now I have a red mark.

I do have my Bible and will read tonight. I'm sorry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

You really think so?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

First of all, Jesus forgive me for posting here in the Men's Forum. If it's any consolation to You, my eyes are closed and covered with my one hand (but You knew that anyways).

Now Ms. Kayla, I just wanted to tell you that it's a good thing that Sister Daisy is much better than us at staying out of here, because you're barking up the wrong tree.

I'd sooner kick a grizzly cub in the teeth in front of it's mother than get between Sister Thumper and Pastor Zeke. Kayla, I'd watch my under-age behind if I were you!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

First of all, Jesus forgive me for posting here in the Men's Forum. If it's any consolation to You, my eyes are closed and covered with my one hand (but You knew that anyways).

Now Ms. Kayla, I just wanted to tell you that it's a good thing that Sister Daisy is much better than us at staying out of here, because you're barking up the wrong tree.