[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

It seems that some people don't spend their free time after prayer and Bible study to read every thread on this forum.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=113096

[Basilissa]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

Dear Miss Smoker,

Why should I worry about cancer? At best, it can hasten my entry into Heaven to be with Jesus. it would be a glorious GIFT from God to be able to die sooner and see the magnificent Creator eye to eye. In case my duties spreading the Gospel require me to stay on Earth longer than expected, any potential cancer is easily cured by prayer.



Matthew 10:1
And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.

Matthew 10:8
Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.



Of course I'd rather get cancer than lose my place in Heaven due to the resurfacing of cast-off homeric impulses. This should be obvious.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Amen, Brother! Doctors are "playing God," or, more correctly, playing with Satan by working against God's Will! Truly faithful don't need doctors to get cured:

James 5:14-16:
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

Praise !

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

So you would rather get cancer than a procedure that takes less than 2 minutes btw I'm pretty sure liberals are more focused on other things than tainting prostate exams. I lost my grandfather to prostate cancer and if he would have gotten his check ups he'd still be hear today if only he had medical marihuana

Dear Miss Smoker,

Why should I worry about cancer? At best, it can hasten my entry into Heaven to be with Jesus. it would be a glorious GIFT from God to be able to die sooner and see the magnificent Creator eye to eye. In case my duties spreading the Gospel require me to stay on Earth longer than expected, any potential cancer is easily cured by prayer.



Matthew 10:1
And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease.

Matthew 10:8
Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.



Of course I'd rather get cancer than lose my place in Heaven due to the resurfacing of cast-off homeric impulses. This should be obvious.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[AtheistPolesmoker]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

Atheists will come up with any bogus reason they can to violate another man's anus. Now they have redefined anal sex as "medicine". What is next? Murder will be "exercise" and stealing will be "accounting"?

What if the man has an org*sm from having his anus fingered? Then the doctor is guilty of genocide from all the partial birth abortions coming out of the man's p*nis! I'll bet this is the real plan behind theier liberal plot.

So you would rather get cancer than a procedure that takes less than 2 minutes btw I'm pretty sure liberals are more focused on other things than tainting prostate exams. I lost my grandfather to prostate cancer and if he would have gotten his check ups he'd still be hear today if only he had medical marihuana

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! AND TO ALL OF YOU GUESS FREAKING WHAT? IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT ANOTHER PERSONS WORD AND BE RECEPTIVE, YOU ARE NO BETTER THEN ADOLF HITLER!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! AND TO ALL OF YOU GUESS FREAKING WHAT? IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT ANOTHER PERSONS WORD AND BE RECEPTIVE, YOU ARE NO BETTER THEN ADOLF HITLER!

Calm down, please (at least long enough to Google "Godwin Fail").

After that, could you please point out the Scripture that says Christians are supposed to listen to other points of view? Thanks.

[Lover of the lord]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! AND TO ALL OF YOU GUESS FREAKING WHAT? IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT ANOTHER PERSONS WORD AND BE RECEPTIVE, YOU ARE NO BETTER THEN ADOLF HITLER!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

You prayed for the finger to turn into a female's. Yep, definitely a troll.

Oh ye of little faith. Jesus promises us that if we have true faith, we can do greater work than He did (and He reversed bodily decomposition due to death John 11:38-53; drove a herd of wild pigs to Suicide By Demon Luke 8:27-33, destroyed a fig tree for its insolence for not providing Him with its fruit off season Mark 11:12-14).

Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also;
and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.
And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do,
that the Father may be glorified in the Son.
If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.
John 14:12-14

[love54321]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

You're assuming its a sexual act. Therefore, even if its a female, it doesn't make much of a difference. It would be sex before marriage. Why don't people read their bibles correctly?

[love54321]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

You prayed for the finger to turn into a female's. Yep, definitely a troll.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

As a person who works in healthcare I couldn't emphasize how incorrect and frankly, hyper-religious view of this is. And I do believe in Christ, however your view of a very reliable and quick screening for a serious problem is so atrociously wrong I can't honestly believe it.
First, getting your prostate checked is not a homosexual act, the doctor is getting no sexual satisfaction from this, and neither is the participant. That's like calling a man who was raped in prison a homosexual.
If there is an abnormality detected they then perform a PSA test which can help confirm the diagnosis of prostate cancer.
Second, if you've never seen a man urinate blood, as I have, you might change your view on getting this quick test done yourself.
Do you honestly believe Benny Hinn (who has been proven to be a false healer multiple times over) doesn't get his prostate checked this way you are truly in a delusional mindset.
What's truly sad about this isn't your insane views, but your complete and total blind ignorance to this. And to say that bad things happen to sinners for their sin, please explain to me exactly what happened to Job then?

In medical school, I was blessed to have a fine, Christian man as the director of my residency. When we found it necessary to invade a man in this way, we asked the Lord to transform our finger temporarily into that of a female so that we as men would not be inspecting the nether regions of another man. I FIRMLY believe that GOD ANSWERS PRAYER. I held firmly to that belief then, and remained firm throughout the examination. I felt the power of Jesus each and every time a prostate exam was performed. It is as if a part of me grows strong for God and I sometimes shout GLORY as I am with the patient.

Your claim that Brother Hinn is somehow a shyster, however, makes me boil with righteous anger. HOW DARE YOU insult the PERSONAL physician of a righteous woman like Sister Whitford? Do you not feel the power of Christ exude from everything she writes in this forum?

While you are correct that Brother Hinn likely has exams, I believe he also prays before, during, and after this experience. It is possible that the Lord has a permanent healing going on within his body so that the exam isn't even necessary. Did you ever hear of Brother Hinn cancelling a crusade because he is ill? I haven't. Our Lord takes care of those that are engaged in His work.

As a Christian, Baptist physician, I give GOD the glory every time I am able to aid someone in regaining their health. The doctors with whom I practice pray every morning for our patients - and as I have said in another post, several of them CANCEL THEIR APPOINTMENTS because GOD HEALS THEM before they can even take that obligatory "going to see the doctor" shower. Praise His Name! Those He does not heal instantly come to the appointment knowing that we will determine what sin keeps them unwell and that each doctor will lay hands on them, claiming victory through Christ's promise that by HIS stripes, we ARE HEALED.

I realize you are probably long gone from this forum, since the Holy Spirit weeds out the riff raff on a regular basis (along with the DOF). Still, my soul would not permit me to simply let this pass without honoring my Lord and my God, the True Source of all healing power.

Just His instrument (Play me, Lord!),
Dr. Mansfield

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

You can by all means request that a female doctor perform your prostate exam however surely gender should not matter when in comes to who is inspecting your health, surely it should be a case of who is the most qualified and reliable doctor.

To follow your line of reasoning, you should consult the person who is most qualified and reliable to inform you about The Holy Word of God.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[science for satan]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

Does your wife use a male gynecologist? If that's the case then I am going to have to request a female to do my prostate exam. I don't care if she finds it distasteful, I'm not letting any Mr. Dr. stick his finger up my rectum. BTW, I hope it's your wife.

You can by all means request that a female doctor perform your prostate exam however surely gender should not matter when in comes to who is inspecting your health, surely it should be a case of who is the most qualified and reliable doctor.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

YES!!! Finally someone who has brains in their head. If God cures all disease, maybe god just gave us a way to cure diseases, like prostate cancer, or smallpox. The cure he gives could be indirect.



Romans 2:1-Therefore you have no excuse, everyone of you who passes judgment, for in that which you judge another, you condemn yourself; for you who judge practice the same things.

Does Satan has his finger in your rectum right now?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

YES!!! Finally someone who has brains in their head. If God cures all disease, maybe god just gave us a way to cure diseases, like prostate cancer, or smallpox. The cure he gives could be indirect.



Romans 2:1-Therefore you have no excuse, everyone of you who passes judgment, for in that which you judge another, you condemn yourself; for you who judge practice the same things.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.