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  • Brother McGregor
    Godly Brit
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 376

    #1

    Camel Toe-warning very naughty bits seen


    Still taken from BBC television series “The Avengers”
    Appalling fashion statement or trying to look sexual?
    Warning HORRENDOUS sexual images within. You sodomites won’t be interested.
    Genesis 3:10
    And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.


    Both men and women seem to be caught up in this serious fashion faux pas. Do they not have large mirrors when they can check themselves out and realise that certain parts of their anatomy is being emphasised?
    There is some speculation that this parading of naughty bits is done so they can catch the eye of the opposite sex…even the same sex if it comes right down to it. This obscene need to pronounce every fold and crevice and lip.
    Wanton sexuality, cheesy, rude, pornographic, lascivious are just a few words to describe this disgusting and abject defining of one’s private genitals. In fact there is something very Jerry Springerish about a camel toe…It puts me in mind of the loud mouthed American host and his equally loud and loutish guests and audience. It would not surprise me if a wide angled camera shot showed them all to be sporting large obscene camel toes.
    People…wear underwear and wear clothes that allow you to breath. We really do not need to see every flaw and pimple that you sport on your nethers. We do not need to visualise every mole, sore and pubic ingrown you might have. What is the purpose of wearing clothes if you are just going to run around showing the world exactly what you have?
    It’s sick sinful and slovenly. You look like a slob when all can see your bits. It’s unsanitary

    as well…It also leads to rape and other sex crimes and you inflame the men around you with your lusty sloppiness and disgusting lack of regard for yourself. This is why women should wear dresses and skirts. Slacks were not meant for women because the seams accentuate all that is rude and immoral about women. Some of you, no doubt think you will catch a man’s eye and there is no question of that. Camel toes certainly catch my eye and I’ll stare like every other red blooded straight male…but will I want to marry you? Will I think you are worthy of my precious seed? Will you interest me enough to bear my children? Not a chance you hussy!!!
    Besides it is usually Catholic women who do this the most.
    I might look and ogle and that’s only because you put yourself on display! No real Christian male would want anything to do with you…No male period would want anything to do with you because you are easy…You are trampy! You are walking around showing every Tom Dick and Larry your bits and he is going to know that as soon as you can, you will show Harry as well.
    No we wouldn’t want you. A slutty attire speaks of slutty behaviour.

    A woman should be garbed in the clothing of her gender. Long shapeless skirts are sexy to the Christian male. We like the mystery that God has seen fit to bless you with. We want that secret discovery in the blessed sanctuary of the matrimonial bed. We don’t want to see it, lips plump and quivering, before it is time.
    It is not a horrendous fashion flaw but a willing enticement of red blooded males and the occasional sododyke. That’s all it is…and there is no mystery in this.
    At least there are no camel toes on diaper wearers…..

    To you agents of false religions and atheists...
    Proverbs 16:2
    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Camel Toe-warning very naughty bits seen

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    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #3
      Re: Camel Toe-warning very naughty bits seen

      Ack, what a bunch of Jezebels! I pray Jesus returns soon and sends all of these girls straight to the hottest part of hell!

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      • Elmer Christianson
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 133

        #4
        Re: Camel Toe-warning very naughty bits seen

        That's a front porch for a Sperm Whale!
        Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!

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        • barneyhilliard
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 96

          #5
          Re: Camel Toe-warning very naughty bits seen

          Brothers, brothers. Don't fall for this charade. It's all an illusion. Once upon a time, rock stars used to shove various things in their pants to make their holy peni look larger. This is the same thing. Clearly, these ladies are shoving some sort of mollusk down their pants to make themselves seem more inviting. It is nothing more than that.
          HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

          I ♣ Seals!!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Camel Toe-warning very naughty bits seen

            I don't know any rock stars with more than one penis. Who are you referring to?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • barneyhilliard
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 96

              #7
              Re: Camel Toe-warning very naughty bits seen

              Stephen Tyler.
              HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

              I ♣ Seals!!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Camel Toe-warning very naughty bits seen

                Originally posted by barneyhilliard View Post
                Brothers, brothers. Don't fall for this charade. It's all an illusion.
                Apparently, you're right. Now anyone can sport this calved monstrosity.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • BrianAddams
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 42

                  #9
                  Re: Camel Toe-warning very naughty bits seen

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Apparently, you're right. Now anyone can sport this calved monstrosity.
                  You've never seen a naked woman before have you...

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