I'm shocked!

[SadSightSeer]

Brothers, I have a disturbing announcement to make, the LBC took a very wrong path by accepting the depravity of google ads for the ilusory blessing of the money instead of the ever present perspective of Salvation!

Here it is what I uncovered as I was browsing these holy forums! Apparently homosexuality found a backdoor (if you accept my sarcasm) to LBC's forums! Check the links, observe the banner and DO SOMETHING!!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I'm shocked!

Brothers, I have a disturbing announcement to make, the LBC took a very wrong path by accepting the depravity of google ads for the ilusory blessing of the money instead of the ever present perspective of Salvation!

There's an explanation for that.

What with all the links to the gay mens fitness website that run on this forum? I was under the impression that you people don't like "homers."

Our ads are served by Google. If you have ever used Google search, Google stores a cookie on your computer. When Google serves you an ad, it reads your cookie to link back to your previous Google searches, and uses that information to figure out what ads you are likely to be interested in.

I get ads for Crosswalk magazine, Christian bookstores, and firearms. You are getting gay ads because Google knows you are a homosexual.

I know you are logging in from the Godless cesspool called Romania, so I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume for now that you are seeing those ads because of your IP Location rather than your surfing habits.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[SadSightSeer]

Re: I'm shocked!

Actually I might be coming from the HEREBEDRAGONS area of the world map where all hell breaks loose without the light of Saviour Christianity but I fear that the fault of the ads is mine and only mine and my punishment is right if the Bible mentions it .

You see, I have a confession to make...I'm into fitness.

Forgive me.

[AlexeiUltra]

Re: I'm shocked!

and what is wrong with being into fitness, don appologise for something that is nowhere near sinful

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I'm shocked!

and what is wrong with being into fitness, don appologise for something that is nowhere near sinful

1 Timothy 4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.

Time wasted in the gym is time that would be better spent studying the Bible and preaching the Word of God.

Who is Don Appologise?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[cornyjohn]

Re: I'm shocked!

1 Timothy 4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.

Time wasted in the gym is time that would be better spent studying the Bible and preaching the Word of God.

Who is Don Appologise?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

It's a spelling error my friend. Don't apologize. And she's right. She shouldn't have to apologize for being physically fit. It is what God has called us to do when he said to take care of the temple of Christ in our body.

1 Corinthians 6:19-20

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

Being physically fit is a good way to strengthen your temple for Christ.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I'm shocked!

It's a spelling error my friend. Don't apologize. And she's right. She shouldn't have to apologize for being physically fit. It is what God has called us to do when he said to take care of the temple of Christ in our body.

1 Corinthians 6:19-20

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

Being physically fit is a good way to strengthen your temple for Christ.

Yes, our body is the temple of the Holy Ghost. We are not to defile our bodies with drugs, alcohol, and fornication.

Please don't try to twist that passage into saying that we should idly spend our days rubbing flesh with a room full of sweaty narcissistic homos and fornicators. We all know that "Hey bro, can you give me a spot" is slang for "shove your sweaty crotch in my face while I lift this weight".

If you want to be physically strong, the way to do that is through hard physical labor that accomplishes something useful, not wasting time in a gym. Volunteer to help build churches. Carry lumber around and tote packs of shingles up a ladder.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[HolierThanThou]

Re: I'm shocked!

Beating women and children and black people is a sure way to burn the calories.

[tekkra]

Re: I'm shocked!

Yes, our body is the temple of the Holy Ghost. We are not to defile our bodies with drugs, alcohol, and fornication.

Please don't try to twist that passage into saying that we should idly spend our days rubbing flesh with a room full of sweaty narcissistic homos and fornicators. We all know that "Hey bro, can you give me a spot" is slang for "shove your sweaty crotch in my face while I lift this weight".

If you want to be physically strong, the way to do that is through hard physical labor that accomplishes something useful, not wasting time in a gym. Volunteer to help build churches. Carry lumber around and tote packs of shingles up a ladder.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Hmm funny i can't see it written anywhere in that passage that says we can't "defile our bodies with drugs, alcohol, and fornication". Who is to say i don't find God in drugs and alcohol? And before you snap back at me, i don't feel it is your right to tell me what God thinks any more than i have the right to. After all we are all humans put on this Earth by the same creator :p

And another thing, if we can't defile our bodies with fornication how exactly are we supposed to keep the species going. Way to contradict yourself there *rolls eyes*

But anyway, good on you, have fun with your boring lives, and I'll have fun with my sex, drugs and rock'n'roll HAHAHA. And that I have made something of my life, didn't just stay in the kitchen and get beaten up for ridiculous things. Even if i go to Hell at least I know I had fun, and won't have to be in Heaven with all you tossers.

[Rev. Jackson]

Re: I'm shocked!

Beating women and children and black people is a sure way to burn the calories.

Amen brother!

We should all take our wives and slaves and torture them in fields of holiness