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  • #31
    Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I wish I could infract you for fouling up this thread that I started to celebrate the fact that I'm not alone, anymore. Why are you spaghetti-slurpers always trying to bring me down?
    It is a free service we provide for those who like to keep telling people they will spend the afterlife in a non-existent lake of molten fire if their don't follow their special book. We on the other hand tell people that don't follow our special book that they might get flat beer for a while.
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    • #32
      Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      It is a free service we provide for those who like to keep telling people they will spend the afterlife in a non-existent lake of molten fire if their don't follow their special book. We on the other hand tell people that don't follow our special book that they might get flat beer for a while.
      You didn't even answer my question. Everyone, even you stupid pastafariens, knows that the afterlife is more than just a flat beer or a plate of stale nachos.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #33
        Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        You didn't even answer my question.
        I did, I said it is a free service we provide.
        Everyone, even you stupid pastafariens, knows that the afterlife is more than just a flat beer or a plate of stale nachos.
        I was not discussing the afterlife, I was referring your attitude to those who do not follow your special book as opposed to our attitude to those that do not follow ours.
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        • #34
          Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

          Stop trying to confuse me with your semantics, boy. I'm getting tired. I'm going to bed.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #35
            Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Stop trying to confuse me with your semantics, boy. I'm getting tired. I'm going to bed.
            Oh you seem to do a fine job of confusing yourself without my help Noby.

            Oh and don't forget your boxing gloves! I'd hate you to do anything you would regret in the morning.
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            • #36
              Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Oh you seem to do a fine job of confusing yourself without my help Noby.

              Oh and don't forget your boxing gloves! I'd hate you to do anything you would regret in the morning.
              Your ad-hominem attacks don't affect me. I know that I'm a good man and a good boyfriend and I don't need you to validate my lifestyle. Go enjoy your mountains of beer and strippers and leave me alone.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #37
                Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                I don't need you to validate my lifestyle.
                That is sort of the point I am making when you see fit to try to invalidate the lifestyle of others, and that is what you do each time you tell people they are going to burn in hell for making choices that or of no legitimate concern of yours.
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                • #38
                  Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

                  You don't seem to understand the reason for posting this thread and I find your intrusion to be despicable and unwanted. If whoever moderates this forum continues to allow you to sully all of my posts I'm just going to have to abandon this message. It was supposed to be helpful and inspirational to ME, but apparently you think the internet revolves around YOU, so I hope you're happy intruding on another man's quest for happiness and companionship. I hope that you are not just a lonely internet hate-jockey and someday might have a loving relationship with a woman who cares about you, too. From what I've read, I'm not sure that it's going to happen, but good luck to you, anyway.

                  Good night and good luck.
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                  • #39
                    Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    You don't seem to understand the reason for posting this thread and I find your intrusion to be despicable and unwanted. If whoever moderates this forum continues to allow you to sully all of my posts I'm just going to have to abandon this message. It was supposed to be helpful and inspirational to ME, but apparently you think the internet revolves around YOU, so I hope you're happy intruding on another man's quest for happiness and companionship. I hope that you are not just a lonely internet hate-jockey and someday might have a loving relationship with a woman who cares about you, too. From what I've read, I'm not sure that it's going to happen, but good luck to you, anyway.

                    Good night and good luck.
                    Oh I do not consider myself to be so important that the internet or anything else for that matter revolves arround me, you on the otherhand are alweays more then happy to intrude on another man's quest for happiness and companionship if that quest does not conform to your interpretation of your special book has to say on the matter.
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                    • #40
                      Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Oh I do not consider myself to be so important that the internet or anything else for that matter revolves arround me, you on the otherhand are alweays more then happy to intrude on another man's quest for happiness and companionship if that quest does not conform to your interpretation of your special book has to say on the matter.
                      Do you feel big now? Hmm? Does it make you feel important to pick on an old man who's only crime is to seek out female companionship in his declining years? Hmm? Is that how you get your "jollies" as the young punks say nowadays?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Do you feel big now? Hmm? Does it make you feel important to pick on an old man who's only crime is to seek out female companionship in his declining years? Hmm? Is that how you get your "jollies" as the young punks say nowadays?
                        Really Zekie Boy anything I have said to upset Noby pales into insignificance when compared to grief "you people" pile upon those that seek out companionship with a consenting adult that does not conform to the ideas of your special book.

                        I am not the one that gets a sick pleasure from telling people they are going to burn in hell for eternity.

                        And before you try telling me that you do not get enjoy such sick pleasures my I remind you of Proverbs 6:16–19 from your special book.
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                        • #42
                          Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                          Do you feel big now? Hmm? Does it make you feel important to pick on an old man who's only crime is to seek out female companionship in his declining years? Hmm? Is that how you get your "jollies" as the young punks say nowadays?
                          Really Zekie Boy anything I have said to upset Noby pales into insignificance when compared to grief "you people" pile upon those that seek out companionship with a consenting adult that does not conform to the ideas of your special book.

                          I am not the one that gets a sick pleasure from telling people they are going to burn in hell for eternity.

                          And before you try telling me that you do not get enjoy such sick pleasures my I remind you of Proverbs 6:16–19 from your special book.
                          With that mouth of yours I'm truly surprised you are still around. The mods must have a soft spot in their hearts for one eyed, one handed, one footed pirates.
                          YiJC, BS

                          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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