RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

[monkelinx]

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Tomatoes are like catholics, not even remotely what most think of them to be. Tomatoes are fruits really, not vegetables. It's like that darned strawberry, actually a vegetable but pretending to be fruit. Ah, the hideous trickery of Satan.

[Bobby-Joe]

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This is pretty much why I have my wife chop all my bananas into little cubes. Too many painful memories from before I was cured of sodomania and Saved™ on October 17, 1998.

Bananas are probably even more wicked than tomatoes. They were specifically created for ramming up the ass by Satan!

[Jedediah]

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This is pretty much why I have my wife chop all my bananas into little cubes. Too many painful memories from before I was cured of sodomania and Saved™ on October 17, 1998.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Back in the day it was actually against the law to eat tomatoes. I'm hoping the GOP will put this back in their platform this year.

Anyway, it is a well-established fact that vegetarianism is directly linked to satan worship and bestiality.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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the Hebrew* word "'agvaniah".

This word is an anagram for "ah... vagina", and as such must be an intentionally placed subliminal message insidiously designed to lead the Jews away from God's holy plan for them. No wonder they killed Jesus.

[Titus Templeton]

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I never seen any vitamins in vegetables.
Vitamins are another lie to trick people into vegetarism.

[Talitha]

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Those Vegeterrorists are worse than Mooslum suicide bombers.



Bretheren, we need to keep a look out for this kind of thing

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I refuse to eat tomatoes because they look like a baboon's buttocks.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I hate tomatoes.

+1 They are of Satan.

Before the Founding father arrived and cleanse America, the fruit of these horrible weeds was known as "the Love Apple". The Lord Himself only knows what happened as people ate this.

In Arabic, the word is "badurah". When trying to create a Hebrew word for this fruit, Eliezer ben Yehuda preferred transliterating the Arabic over what eventually became the Hebrew* word "'agvaniah". Ben Yehuda's objection is quite clear, as the latter word comes from the same root as "'agevet" - Hebrew for syphilis.

Just think what you're eating.

*The original language of the OT.

[Sally Paulson]

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Trent,

I'm not going to use such a harsh term as "spoiled goods", but it really wouldn't hurt your reputation to provide a doctor's note certifying you as a heterosexual. It will help the healing process for all of us, I think.

[Nobar King]

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I hate tomatoes.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I can't think of a single vegetable that does not appeal to the prurient interest. They should be outlawed completely.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Brothers,

Due to America's draconian anti-marriage laws, which spit on God's Law as set out by Deuteronomy 22:28-29, I have no wife to cook for me. This has resulted in many "disasters" (as women call spilled milk) but nothing as bad as what happened to me today.

I was frying some hamburger paddies, when I remembered that a friend had given me some cherry-tomatoes which his wife had planted in the garden, and which for obviuous reasons he didn't want to eat. Well, I only had two little paddies, so I tossed the cherry-tomatoes in there with them. BIG MISTAKE!

When I ate the hamburger paddies, they were as good as ever, just as good as those Abel would have given to God. But when I bit into the fried cherry tomato....

I WAS RAPED!

The tomato ejaculated a wad of warm slime into my mouth, in the same amount as an actual ejaculation would. It was the perfect simulation of being on the giving end of fellatio!

Brothers, this is what vegeterians want to inflict on your wife and children. They want explosions of warm slime in your son's mouths. They want your daughters "experimenting" with oversized, dark-skinned cucumbers.

THEY HATE AMERICA!

Brothers, Vegetables are the "gateway experience" leading to all types of lust and perversion. we must STOP VEGETERRISM! It's a thin and fuzzy area between putting a cucumber into your mouth, and putting a penis into your mouth. We have to draw the line somewhere. If it's beef or beer, it doesn't go into your mouth. Period.