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This weekend my wife was doing our laundry about 5:00am so he can have my Saturday morning pie ready before she has to do the rest of her chores. All was going fine until I smelled something awful, so awful that it woke me up and had to go downstrairs to check it out I mean it was so bad i though maybe a colored man may have been searching my house for drugs.
I grabbed my .357 and went downstairs and nobody was there except my wife, once she passed a quick personality check i lowered my weapon (had to make sure it was her and not some demon).
She was explaining to me that the smell was her bra getting caught in a mechanical part of the dryer and burning. First thing that crossed my mind was my wife was turning into some bra burning liberal so I gave her a quick but firm adjustment with my .357. It was the handle end not the bayonet side and I kept it above the hairline because I thought that there might be a chance that it was an honest mistake and we had to go to church the next day.
Now I'm not sure what to do and this is where I need help. She is currently not receiving her allowance for not giving me a child last year but she needs a new bra, there is no way I'm going to make some exception our family rules and let her leave the house without a bra.
I mean what kind of example would i be setting for my son and what example does that set for our daughter? My daughter will also not be allowed to leave the corner until she apologizes for seeing the bra burning and remembers that women are not to burn bras.
She said she could buy one online and it would be mailed to us then she hopped on the computer and started searching for a new one and the pictures that came on the screen made me vomit. I grabbed my daughter and made her watch as I gave my wife a few more adjustments one for using the computer without permission, three for Knowing how to use the computer thus admitting she has used it in the past without permission and I had my son give her a few for exposing him to that pornography but her did a crap job so I gave it to her and let my son practice on his sister because he will be a husband someday too.
So what should i do? She is not allowed to get her allowance before she gives me a child and Im not buying one online. Does anyone have any insight as to what the good book tells us to do? Do you guys think my wife is secretly becoming some bra burner?
I grabbed my .357 and went downstairs and nobody was there except my wife, once she passed a quick personality check i lowered my weapon (had to make sure it was her and not some demon).
She was explaining to me that the smell was her bra getting caught in a mechanical part of the dryer and burning. First thing that crossed my mind was my wife was turning into some bra burning liberal so I gave her a quick but firm adjustment with my .357. It was the handle end not the bayonet side and I kept it above the hairline because I thought that there might be a chance that it was an honest mistake and we had to go to church the next day.
Now I'm not sure what to do and this is where I need help. She is currently not receiving her allowance for not giving me a child last year but she needs a new bra, there is no way I'm going to make some exception our family rules and let her leave the house without a bra.
I mean what kind of example would i be setting for my son and what example does that set for our daughter? My daughter will also not be allowed to leave the corner until she apologizes for seeing the bra burning and remembers that women are not to burn bras.
She said she could buy one online and it would be mailed to us then she hopped on the computer and started searching for a new one and the pictures that came on the screen made me vomit. I grabbed my daughter and made her watch as I gave my wife a few more adjustments one for using the computer without permission, three for Knowing how to use the computer thus admitting she has used it in the past without permission and I had my son give her a few for exposing him to that pornography but her did a crap job so I gave it to her and let my son practice on his sister because he will be a husband someday too.
So what should i do? She is not allowed to get her allowance before she gives me a child and Im not buying one online. Does anyone have any insight as to what the good book tells us to do? Do you guys think my wife is secretly becoming some bra burner?
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