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    Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

    THIS is just further evidence that Miley Cyrus is a pervert who is leading America's youth straight into the pits of hell. Let's not let the ladies see this stuff, okay?


    This Is a Picture of Miley Cyrus Eating a Penis Cake

    TMZ got their grubby little hands on some really amazing photos of slowly curdling tween sensation Miley Cyrus eating a penis cake. Oh, Miley, this actually makes me kind of love you.

    This is a birthday cake for her boyfriend Liam "Loki" Helmsworth (whose hunky brother Chris starred in the movie Thor). Why would you buy your straight boyfriend a dick confection? Is there something about Liam that we should know about? Is Miley one of those beards that we read so much about in the blind items? Is this penis pierced or hairy or is that some kind of butthole in the taint area? Did anyone ever teach her that is not how you give a blow job?

    That said, I have once posed with a penis cake of my own (thanks Nightclub 9:30) and made the same open mouth pose at the wrong end of the cock cake, so I guess it's natural. Also, Miley is now jacking my style. Back off, Hannah Montana.
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  • #2
    Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    THIS is just further evidence that Miley Cyrus is a pervert who is leading America's youth straight into the pits of hell. Let's not let the ladies see this stuff, okay?
    First, I was speechless. Then I just threw up a lot in my mouth.

    Did anyone ever teach her that is not how you give a blow job?
    This had me really puzzled. I don't see any candles?
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #3
      Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

      All I can think is how terribly that Disney corrupted her little mind. I am confident that if I could get my hands on her, she'd leave an entirely different person.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

        Ugh... that's it, I've had it.
        I've watched as Cyrus has rose up, intending for her to fall quickly... and lo and behold, she has. In to this...

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        • #5
          Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

          Oh my that is just disgusting!! Look how open her mouth is and the lust in her eyes! I can only imagine, and I should be punished for it, just how many actual penises have been where that cake is!!

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          • #6
            Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

            What ever happened to the good, patriotic Christian girl? The Jews in Hollywood pervert everything they touch. She would have been better off had her father had done the right thing by marrying her off and never letting her leave Tennessee.
            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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            • #7
              Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

              I just realized that this giant tallywhacker has the AIDS! Look at the, ehm, top of the knob (but not too long! ). That, or some slut already had a bite before the picture was taken.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #8
                Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

                Apologies to all the men. I didn't realize this was in the men's only section. I humbly ask for your forgiveness and I will get on my knees before each of you and pray for your forgiveness and as hard as that is to get I will do my best to have you spray forgiveness all over me!!! Praise and GLORY!

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                • #9
                  Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

                  The gossip-column writer obviously never realized she was trying to give a "rim job".

                  I'm sure Professor Gossamer or Brother Harold Porter can explain what they experienced in their years subject to the sodomania.

                  I have only heard stories of such things.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    I just realized that this giant tallywhacker has the AIDS! Look at the, ehm, top of the knob (but not too long! ). That, or some slut already had a bite before the picture was taken.
                    That is so sickening I had to avert my eyes Brother. It's either the AIDS or a massive infection of Haemophilus ducreyi, Chlamydia trachomatis, Klebsiella granulomatis, Neisseria gonorrhoeae, or Treponema pallidum that came right from that little slut's mouth.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #11
                      Re: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

                      Further more she consorts with the demon Loki (off of The Inredible Hulk).

                      Originally posted by Item
                      This is a birthday cake for her boyfriend Liam "Loki" Helmsworth
                      Lev 17:7 They shall no more offer their sacrifices to demons, after whom they have played the harlot. This shall be a statute forever for them throughout their generations.”’

                      Slut. I hope God punishes them both (in His mercy).

                      Praise Jesus.
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                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • #12
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                        RE: Miley Cyrus Eats Penis Cake

                        I already knew this. That slut will eat anything .
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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