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Brothers I come before you seeking the wisdom of my fellow manly True Christians™.
Only last week my divorce has become finalised and I am now techically single once more. As I know I should be fathering soldiers of Christ to the best of my ability:
Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Given this I am resolved to find myself a new wife.
Coincidentally my char lady Marta has suggested that she show me how to play badminton because she says "a man should be not fat like monstrous hippo but strong like running wolf".
So my question is thusly: as Marta obviously has designs on my person how to best broach the subject of marriage? Her brassy flirting as she cleans my house in her blue jeans, head scarfs and rubber gloves makes me worry that she is a whore and a slut but she is tall, blonde and does what I tell her to and did not make any fuss when I have had physically educate or use Christian corrective disciple on her.
A plus is that she is not very bright (althouhg she looses the shopping money rather frequently).
She is very homophobic (and I hate all kinds of irrational bigotry) however, and is constantly going on about what men do with their 'czloneks'. The amount she goes on about the gaywise and their furtive, predatory ways, waiting with clawed hands in public lavatories, hands down their pants manipulting their pubical sack, then licking their fingers clean while catching the eye of an innocent, flaxan haired, blue eyed young youth and the radical gagenda you would think she is obsessed with queers.
Should I propose to her or should I fire her for leading me on like some dirty whore?
It's so much easier to deal with other people's problems; I guess this time I can't afford to get it wrong.
YIC
Only last week my divorce has become finalised and I am now techically single once more. As I know I should be fathering soldiers of Christ to the best of my ability:
Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Given this I am resolved to find myself a new wife.
Coincidentally my char lady Marta has suggested that she show me how to play badminton because she says "a man should be not fat like monstrous hippo but strong like running wolf".
So my question is thusly: as Marta obviously has designs on my person how to best broach the subject of marriage? Her brassy flirting as she cleans my house in her blue jeans, head scarfs and rubber gloves makes me worry that she is a whore and a slut but she is tall, blonde and does what I tell her to and did not make any fuss when I have had physically educate or use Christian corrective disciple on her.
A plus is that she is not very bright (althouhg she looses the shopping money rather frequently).
She is very homophobic (and I hate all kinds of irrational bigotry) however, and is constantly going on about what men do with their 'czloneks'. The amount she goes on about the gaywise and their furtive, predatory ways, waiting with clawed hands in public lavatories, hands down their pants manipulting their pubical sack, then licking their fingers clean while catching the eye of an innocent, flaxan haired, blue eyed young youth and the radical gagenda you would think she is obsessed with queers.
Should I propose to her or should I fire her for leading me on like some dirty whore?
It's so much easier to deal with other people's problems; I guess this time I can't afford to get it wrong.
YIC
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