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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    A Small Thank You Gift

    To all my Prayer Warriors, I just wanted to pass along a deep "thank you" for helping me out of the trouble we found ourselves in last night in that titty-bar in downtown Des Moines. I can't thank you enough. A Pastor has to be kept free and safe. I'm sure that what's-his-name will be fine in a few years.

    You'll find a small token of my appreciation in your Prayer Closets this afternoon.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453
      #2
      Re: A Small Thank You Gift

      Pastor, I just heard about your unjust persecution. A man like you is blessed by God personally it seems. I am sorry I was not able to be at your feet during the frackas. It pleases me to know the PW kept Satan's minions at bay and you were not tainted by the blood of the heathens.

      PS: My niece Mindi appreciated the $500 tip. She said she always is happy to drop to her knees for receiving Gods Love.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996
          #3
          Re: A Small Thank You Gift

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          To all my Prayer Warriors, I just wanted to pass along a deep "thank you" for helping me out of the trouble we found ourselves in last night in that titty-bar in downtown Des Moines. I can't thank you enough. A Pastor has to be kept free and safe. I'm sure that what's-his-name will be fine in a few years.

          You'll find a small token of my appreciation in your Prayer Closets this afternoon.
          Always glad to help, Zeke. One quick question . . . Why was mine embedded to the hilt in a fresh-killed chicken, in the middle of a circle of salt on my living room floor?

          Widow Helen nearly had a heart attack when she saw that. She called the police and told them that voodoo people had broken into my house!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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